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You asked for it.

Normally I’d say no, but my 6-car garage still has a few of these boxes in it, and they’re blocking my Lambo.

I’d meant to keep these awesome packages for my millionaire buddies…
…but heck it’s almost Christmas and I wanna do my bit for the needy.

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What Everyone’s saying

My Rich Jerk Box has opened up all kinds of new storage possibilities, I’m considering using it to sort out my plastic recycling Like A BOSS

What did I do with my life before I got the RJ Talking Doll? So much more manly than my Action Man or Evel Kinevel doll (with working motorbike)

There’s silver bullion and then there’s The RJ Commemorative Silver Dollar silver bullion. Numismatic perfection, real money for real jerks.