Back from Vacation
Author: The Rich Jerk7 Dec
I’m back from another long vacation. Don’t worry about where I went. It’s not important, because you’ll never get to go there.
I went to my office today to fire a few people, and after that we read some of my hate mail. We all had a good laugh, then crumpled them up into a large ball, put a few rubber bands around them and played a game of office baseball. So keep the hate mail coming. I especially get a kick out of the ones from people saying that it’s people like me who put the world in the situation it’s in, etc. Apparently by kicking people in the ass and telling them they’re worthless if they don’t actually DO something with their lives, I’m a detriment to society. Sounds to me more like I struck a nerve with some people who aren’t satisfied with their pathetic lives, and they need an excuse for not doing sh**, so they write long winded stories to me about how they are happy being poor, because at least they have “principles”.
Wait a second. They might actually be right. I think somewhere along the way I may have lost my principles. Could it be? I suddenly feel the urge to be a do-gooder. Oh man, this is serious. What’s happening? Now I think I see the error of my ways. I don’t have the “principles” that people want me to have. What was I thinking? Of course, that’s it….being poor, but having “principles” IS the only way to go…..At least then I could feel good about myself….I really do need to change…..this isn’t working……I have a large bank account but again, where are my principles?….I feel so horrible about how I’ve acted. I need to change my ways….I’m a disgusting, horrible, horrible person. This is it……I’m having an epiphany. I’m going to be better. I have to be better. I’m going to give all of my money to charity……I’m going to join the Peace Corps. I’m going to make a difference. Then people will respect me. And that’s what I really should be living for. I should strive to make everyone like me. That’s what it’s all about. I should abide by everyone else’s rules of right and wrong. I’m going to do it! I’m going to change!…I’m….I’m…oh wait….I forgot….
I DON’T GIVE A SH** ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME.
Phew….that was close. I almost became like everybody else. My alter ego, the good guy, almost came through. Luckily I squashed him down before I fell into the trap of being a mediocre, low to middle class clone that falls into line, goes to his 9 to 5, makes just enough to pay the bills, but somehow finds the time to complain about his life….DAILY. I almost got to be a hypocrite too, like the losers who write to me. You know, the people who JUDGE me, and tell me I’m going to Hell. Those who are more “righteous” than I am. The ones who are good people when it’s convenient for them. Funny thing is, someone very important once said “Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged”. I guess that only applies to me.
Wow, I really got off on a tangent there. I can hear the keyboards being pounded now as more hate mail comes my way. That’s okay, perhaps when you are done judging me, you will actually read my book, put the strategies to use, and make a lot of money. Then you can give it to charity or do whatever you want with it. Of course I’ll continue judging people myself, because I don’t claim to be righteous person.
In the meantime, I’ll be relaxing somewhere, where my biggest decision will be whether I want Shiatsu or Swedish.
See ya,
RJ
Make Money Online
73 Responses for "Back from Vacation"
Clearly the people you refer to in your post are just the dregs of the delusional majority that pollute our World. From reading your site and your book my conclusions are that your most probably the nicest guy someone could ever meet. Your words stimulate action for a species , people - who are famed for their apathy.
Who else do these people know who is willing to tell them how to make real money for less than $100?
I am sure if you put it in simple terms to the delusional majority they would say any guy who told them or, and taught them how to or pointed them in the direction of the make money and lots of it was a nice and even great guy. Who cares how this guy does it? Only fools moan about the methods. Doers care about the results.
I was doing some research for another possible online business when I kept running across your ‘richjerk’ hype, etc… Been earning a living online since 1999. I’ve become comfortable with my lower six-figure income. Decided to invest in my “research” in order to see what all of your ‘hype’ was all about. I NEVER buy into hype and/or high-end internet interest. Anyways, after all of these years - I actually bought your “eBook” - just in order to see for myself.
And, after having browsed your ebook for about the past 20 minutes, I’m going to have to admit that you were able to actually educate me on a few things! Many of your sources, resources were/are already familiar to me, etc…, however, I really do appreciate your direct and totally logical approach to “the consumer”. Although I don’t agree with some of your ethics, I can certainly see where we’ve simply “over-thought” certain issues and ideas! I look forward to a thorough reading of your ebook. Don’t be surprised if I come out with something like… “therichbitch”… Thanks again for for helping to stimulate! becki
You’re a very unhappy, bitter person. Don’t lie about it, I know that you are because money doesn’t make anyone happy or fulfilled. God said so and He doesn’t lie.
I’m a struggling mom of two, working full time (husband full time too) and we are really having a hard time. We are young and have no credit to buy a home, no savings and are living just month to month. How can I change this for my family? How can we start looking forward instead of just at today and tommorow? Would you be willing to donate to our cause, enough for a downpayment on a home or to start a reasonable savings? I would order your program, but 49.99 plus the shipping crap is like a week of food or gas for the car. Just wondering.
Ha, ha. Real laugh you have rich jerk.
You think you’re damn rich. So why arent you the richest person in the world. Hear to this all people–
STILL BILL GATES IS THE RICHEST PERSON.
I’ve not even seen your name in the top lakh list!
Dont say that you hide your money or something(You first need money for that!)
LOL
Not sure about this one all sounds the same to me
Blaa Blaa Blaa Buy my crap it will make you rich
What makes you difrent?
Well, money doesn’t make anyone happy - it’s true, but the lack of money does make many people unhappy.
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor - and I can tell you, rich is better (somebody managed to say that before me…but it hits home 100%).
This site is all bologna.
Rich Jerk you are s**t. You won’t even approve my post. This is all junk.
I make more than the web hosting review crap PPC shit you sold on ebay. You don’t make any millions, it’s not sh** but it’s not the heavens either…
One word for all you fu**ers, I am the real and true rich jerk and I can prove my monthly earnings of $85k NET fuckers NET.
Fu** you all.
I like your course, and I really don’t think you’re the a**hole that everyone else says you are.
After purchasing, then viewing and reviewing your material I think that you really have provided excellent value - but only for anybody who is really willing to work with your information. Easily a 10 hour job per week to get things going at a decent pace, but probably more like 20 for anybody who is really serious about making money on the net.
Another thing I really like is your candor regarding ****, **** and the like. I’ve often lamented the fact that my professors never opened up the “insiders” business methodologies to discussion in college. Far better to be made wise to the bigger earlier than late.
Quite frankly, I think you’ve done enough by providing the information you have, and I think you would agree.
The rest really is up to me.
Sylvester
http://surfatmy.com/moneymakers.htm
Dude you’re such an a**hole. Can I hang out on your yacht with you?
Hi!
Two months ago, I bought your book and I must admit that it’s been the best purchase ever.
I still don’t have a lot of money and no job, but the little I have is growing.
If it continues like this, I’ll be out of the shit in less than a year. The big money’s coming after.
Thanks and continue like this! I’ll send you an invitation when I have my first million.
Christian
Love this Blog. RJ, If you have it prove it!
what a bullsh**!
you have nice imagination, you could be a good writer but why to write so much crap?
The Rich Jerk ebook is the best internet marketing book ever to exist in the whole world. This is the truth and the losers have no idea that RJ is generous enough to share his 6 years of hardwork secrets to us. Whether they like it or not, it’s their own problem and yea, you don’t need to give a **** at all. Stay cool.
Michael
http://www.webtv-ads.com
bought product the other day is good
I love your rants RJ,
Your book is awesome, Your words strike truth and your blog is hysterical. You will always be one of my mentors.
Happy Holidays…
Try not to spend too much on Christmas presents.
I’d like to echo what Vince said…
And hey RJ, will you ever be writing a sequel/follow-up to your current ebook? I think there could be a lot of $$$ in it for you. Especially considering your massive following AND the fact that marketing trends online are ever-changing. We’re gonna be wanting some guidance as things change and well, you seem to be ontop of things pretty well yourself. Who better to get our internet marketing advice from?!
Anyone who actually bought the ebook and had over 10 brain cells would realise that this I don’t care what you think etc was intelligent marketing thats it. To appear as authority whoch the richjerk does to an exceptional standard in the advert. The ebooks good have a look at http://www.ebooklord.co.uk aswell please.
Anyway Life is about making money if you’d like some easy money check out my site if you’re a do gooder lib dem grass bashing communist please don’t check my site out thanks.
OMFG
lol
dude
you’re an ass****
and this site made me ROFLMAO. thanks. alot. really.
In 2001 I had one of the largest newspaper campaigns in the country, 6,000 FREE rack stand newspapers. I did a little over a million in sales. Never in my life did I know that there was so much money to be made on GOOGLE. Now I am just kicking myself. Your system now allows me to be able to eventually earn well over $500,000.00 to $1,000,000.00 a month just working with a couple strategies you teach that allows my web properties to receive huge exposure for my affiliate driven, recurred billing websites! Thank you Rich Jerk! This stuff ROCKS!
Lance G.- Pasco, Washington
Ok, it’s painfully obvious that 90% of these comments are by the same person. Oh well.
The Rich Jerk is a great book! I’ve had some long shi**y hours trying to make money online… now I have this great book! Thanks!
The Rich Jerk
I was able to get my hands on “The Rich Jerk’s” e-book. My first thought was like…..what a self absorbed, out right pig. I could not believe how he used degrading to get his point across. (grrrrrrrr) But after reading for a bit I realized his tactic…yes it took me a few moments to digest and understand what he was trying to do to me…….I kept thinking……”I Ain’t THAT stupid” “I will show you, you @**#&%$. Well I think that is exactly what he wanted me to do…..that was the reaction he intended to receive. I fell right into his trap!
I have never laughed so hard in my life. How can I be your friend and join this group. If I have to start earning millions to be a part of this, I’m interested. Thank you for motivating me I look forward to purchasing the book.
You are from God to me keep up this ministry!
People do need to get motivated to improve their lives. Sometimes it does take people like you to get them motivated. I applaud you!
rich jerk: I haven’t bought your e-book and i don’t intend to. has it ever occured to you that the people who are not rich jerks can’t afford to pay 50 $ for a measly BOOK???
I have to give it to you that you’re a good writer and make great points. The problem is, you’re trying as hard as you can to tie success in life with the purchase of your ebook. You’re tricking people who don’t know better. I hope you choke.
First off I nearly didn’t purchase this ebook for obvious reasons! But after playing around with the idea I did and I’m so glad I did because this “JERK” is the real deal beleive it or not. I’ve implimented just a few of the techniques with AMAZING results. So with all due respect To the Rich B***ard. THANKYOU
Money may but will not nessessarily make you happy.
Looking forward for the RJ commercial and biz opportunity. I wonder what the biz opportunity is all about. Probably it’s a hardcopy version of your book in bookstores. Good luck.
From,
Michael
Hi,
The guy above (Sunny Benson is in the 11th grade.) Gotta be skeptcal of the comments some people make.
Here’s an article about him (in 2002 when he was in 9th grade)
http://www.riverwestcurrents.org/2002/February/000090.html
Wow! What a bunch of freakin whinners! You know he’s right, so the sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll start to make some serious money! I personally think that he’s a genious! The man is brilliant! When was the last time you’ve made in a month even a fraction of what he makes in a day? When you say?….hmmmm…thought so, you haven’t….so how about this….SHUT the Frick UP and stop you’re whinning ya bunch of little freaks!
Kind Regards,
Britanica Hawkins
200-odd years of commerce and you’ve done what thousands haven’t - you boiled the secrets of success into a book… alchemy?
I want to be rich AND be able to consider myself a good person. Is that too much to ask? Are you a satanist? Your attitudes seem similar to one…. compare with their list of “sins” at http://www.churchofsatan.com … you might be surprised!
hhheheheh rich jerk..ur really funny man.. i really love the first couple of lines of this post…hehehe i cant stop laughing..
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR BOOK? THIS SH%^&^T REALLY WORKS?
This must be the only blogcomments with nearly no spelling and/or grammarerrors.
After reading through this blog, finding someone asking for a handout… “oh will you kindly donate to my cause cuz I’m a dumb f*cking idiot… I realized that I am not the only one who sells online and gets these pathetic, losers asking me for a free copy of my program. 1 or 2 a month.
I have NOT bought the program, but if it’s what I think it is, you’d be a f*ucking moron not to buy it. Chances are you’re more secure and happy working your pathetic job, making your asshole, pathetic boss rich. Oh and a BIG F-U to all the religious fanatics out there that think they are somehow more righteous than the next because they have GOD on their side. Lame-ass self-deceived people need to quit eating so many nut sack lunches.
Keep up the good work richy… at least you had the nerve to do something DIFFERENT. Hope you get rich as hell and stay that way… I know I’m certainly working on it.
Peace.
Anthony
this is the funniest crap ive seen in a while…….
You’re manual is very well written and very informative. It made me think you weren’t a jerk. Then I saw the pics on this blog page. You’re not just a jerk, you are a jammy f*cker too.
HAHA.. IM RICHER THAN YOU
I happened onto your site by accident, and was curious to the man behind Rich Jerk.
Is your eyes sparkling and your voice filled with laughter as you play with your toys?
Does your women make your heart warm and content?
Do you close your eyes and let your soul rest with peace at the end of the day as you make your millions?
I am just a poor lowly gypsy wondering if your program promising millions comes with a guarantee of a life free of heartache and tribulations of this world?
If not, I encourage you to do research on the beliefs of the Shaman.
Gypsy
can u send me 100 dollor’s or less in the mail. ps.write back
Hey Jerk,
It’s me the rich kid. I already make hundreds of thousands of dollars on the Internet every year, but I love making more money so I had to read your book. I just thought I would let you know I read your book a few weeks ago and created a review site for your product it has brought in over $400 in the first 20 days. The site only took me a few hours to put together, and I have had offers to purchase the site for several thousand dollars already. Although this is not much money for me, I guess I can spend the money on a nice pair of shoes. You have a great product and I’m sure it will help all those bums out there who can’t figure out how to make money online. It’s so easy… If people would only put into action the strategies maybe they would be able to make some real money and buy a nice $400 pair of shoes like me. I did apply one of your techniques I had never thought of before to a few of my sites and I have seen a 200% increase in revenue.
The Rich Kid
http://www.officialrichjerkreview.com
I would like more info regarding this business opportunity
liten i’m a 21 yrl od female who has 2 little girls and have no fck money so maybe you might get the idea i’m frastraded with the crap where i turn there is a rich fck right now i’m desparate, angry where i got no shit and a fck that it’s all good if there is a way living above the world guess what im about anything that will geet money get money into my hand never will be my pride i learn the hard way and take easy road so if you understand what im saying then you got a treasure in your hand and lets find solution for my little girl. thanks
I have just started a blog for successful money ideas. I am a teacher who hasn’t started any investments yet or retirement plans (besides my teacher’s retirement which wouldn’t support a hampster)Anyway, the responses I am looking for are ideas that have worked for other people, whether it is real estate investments, stocks, bonds, business ideas, etc. I posted your site address on my blog and am asking people to check it out and give me their opinions.
I read your comments RJ.Every expert like you tells similar story and I also buy their books ,but still could not make money
though I took some actions. May be your one will be superb.
Everybody should buy books,so what if you did not make money. You got ideas,knwoledge that never erodes. Best of luck to all as RJ told he is happy to teach others how to be rich,correct! It does not cost him money to make others rich, rather he earns a pie too.I will buy sure and apply techniques ,may be I will be one of the RJs as I study/work 20 hours a day after my regular job, So what to spend 50$?
Regards,
Dr. Altaf Hossain (PhD)
does ANYBODY understand what Gloria Pettis is saying? Try typing at LEAST ONE coherent sentence if you want people to understand you hunny.
does ANYBODY understand what Gloria Pettis is saying? Try typing at LEAST ONE coherent sentence if you want people to understand you hunny.
I just want to say that you may be an ass, but you’re a defintely a smart one. I’ve been lazy lately due to my job (yes, it’s my fault that I haven’t REALLY put forth the effort with a few of your ideas so I could STOP working, oh, but I WILL, and VERY soon) However, two of my friends bought your program after I reccommended it and they’ve used a few of your techniques with nothing but success. They were already in the internet sales/marketing business, but once they read about your approach and put your advice into practice, they BOTH said their sales have improved drastically. Ok, it’s time for me to get off my fat ass and USE the program I bought almost six months ago. Thanks you JERK!!!
LOL
FU*K you and all of your money you stupid worthles peice of sh*t pansy.fu*k you and all your stupid bills you will never know what it feels like to acctualy live a life next to god. And if you think your helping people your not fu*k your stupid book, no one ever got rich reading a stupid book. If you want to be rich you have to work for it screw you and your brainwashing waste of a perfecty new peices of paper and ink. Im suprised that no ones found out where you live and lynch mobbed the teeth down to your ass so you can brush your teeth up your ass. Fu*k you ya stupid bitch and rott in satans kingdom.BYE!
Most of yall are haters … be happy for the man.. He made some cash money!
Hey Lazy b#ms!! if you can’t make money don’t complain appreciate one who has done that Longlive Rich jerk!!
I always get a kick out of the reviews I read online where some know-it-all will say something like “I read The Rich Jerk ebook and didn’t learn anything that I didn’t already know”
What they fail to mention is how FREAKIN much money they had to previously spend to learn what they “already know”
A person would have to buy dozens of different ebooks to get the same information as what is compiled in this one book alone.
His book is the Real Deal!
I don’t think that was Gloria Pettis. Perhaps the name below… Serife?
For all you skeptics out there…Do a Google seach for “Rich Jerk” and you will find my website (www.richjerkreviews.com) in the #6 position.
The website is less than two weeks old and is ranking excellently on all the Major search engines already, thanks to the strategies revealed in the Rich Jerk’s ebook.
P.S. Yes …I get a commission for selling it, so make sure you buy it from my site, cause I want to be a Rich Jerk to.
See yea in the fast lane!
Yes, ‘The Rich Jerk’ is right! Grab your chance to change your life fo the better, forever and stop crying! Everyone can make money out there!
Begrudge something to someone!
Get on with it!
Let’s go!
Hey lazy fuc*ers why did u hate this man because he is filthy richer than u?? Or u dont have that leisure to enjoy. Do not complaining prove it that ur better than him.
hey you fck what a shame people actually read this sh*t you know so it’s time to make better post and erased the other crap that is there.
you are a jerk i dont like you cause you just make other people feel bad about themselfs
(but i like the car)
Umm, I didn’t write this previous post! I actually think that the person that wrote it is angry at me for doing malicious things to their friend, but I understand your anger. I was a pretty big asshole! Anyhow, I like the Rich Jerk and I think it had some great ideas overall. Yeah, rich jerk, I think you’re a pompus butt, but you’re marketing strategies have helped a few of my friends to increase their business profits by over 30%. Thanks
You sound like a jerk and
probably cultivate the
image on line. However,
you are too inventive to be
a REAL jerk. You should
write books or screenplays.
Makes me wonder how inventive
your ads are. There are just
too many real jerks online
promoting the same thing and
are full of air. Prove
yourself to me.
Dont you think you were a Jerk before and became rich after this smart ebook came out
Kudos Guy keep up the good work.
WOW!!!
Amazing
HI Mrs. Jerk yeah i know that blured face guy isnt you. I know your really a woman. Your secret might be safe with me or i should say could be? … you know how to find me.
Hey, rich jerk, those WEREN’T ‘MY’ comments! It’s someone else posing as me. Ugh, kind a wierd really… hmm!
I happened to download RJs book yesterday night and already finished reading it A-Z twice so far. I will start my own website in 2 to 3 weeks time as I am only learning the required basics. Of all the e books I have read so far, RJs is hands down the best and the most informative and practical. In fact this has finally pulled me out of the inertia to actually start a website of my own. He has this uncanny ability to explain very simply what others take ages to say after much beating round the bush. Instead of being jealous, try to use it as a positive force to improve yourself. Its my belief that 90% of these guys who insult him have’nt read the whole book word by word or understood it fully.
Whats with these whiny losers anyway?
Poverty minded sloths I’d say
I wish i was on a permanent vaction. I love you jerky jerk
You guys are seriously missing out if you don’t buy the Jerk’s ebook. seriously. I’ve already been making hundreds of dollars a day with only a few of the rich jerk strategies!
Holly
http://www.RichJerkJudge.com
Dude…I dunno what to say, Just saw Leno the other day with a Helicopter Engine Rolls Royce Alisson Gas Turbine on a bike.. just buy one, take a picture and let us have a look k..
I love the rich jerk
GOod job on your ebook Rj
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