Bah Humbug
Author: The Rich Jerk19 Dec
Hello losers. I just got back from shooting some scenes for my upcoming commercial. Yes, I’m doing a f**king commercial. It will air nationwide (USA) in February. And I’m still cracking up. It’s destined to be a classic. No stupid infomercial. No BS. It’s the ultimate Biz-Opp commercial, like no one has ever seen before….Rich Jerk Style.
So, more millions on the way. Ahh, life is really rough in my world. Waking up and knowing that I have more money than I’ll ever spend, and more on the way. Meanwhile, I have people working for me every day, pumping out new websites for me, using my strategies as a platform in hundreds of niches. It’s like a well-oiled machine. And the rich get richer. Maybe one day you’ll understand. But I doubt it. You probably haven’t even read my book and used my strategies have you? I bet my ebook is printed out and sitting in thousands of peoples’ desks right now, collecting dust. But that’s okay with me….I already got paid for them.
By the way, my staff is getting a lot of idiot-mail lately from people who claim they have more money than me, that I’m not rich, etc. Guess what? I DON’T CARE. I barely value my customers (because I know 99.9% won’t do what I tell them), so why the hell would I value a non-customer? Get a f**kin life. We all know you don’t have sh** and you’re jealous. In the time it takes you to write me, you could have gotten into your 79′ Celica and been on the the way to the unemployment office, where a nice minimum wage job awaits. Try to manage your time better. Don’t let me be responsible for you missing out on a job cleaning toilets.
And now it’s time for Christmas. Great, just what I need, extended family members who I never talk to suddenly inviting me to gatherings, hoping I’ll share my wealth in the form of expensive presents. Don’t these people know by now, IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN. I can barely stand the immediate family that I do see every now and then, let alone extended family. It’s to the point where I despise holidays. So let this be a lesson to ya, when you make money people will come out of the woodwork looking for a handout, INCLUDING FAMILY.
That’s enough ranting for now. There are so many things that annoy me. I’m frequently asked if there is anything I DO like. Well here they are:
Exquisite Toys and Exquisite Women.
RJ
Make Money Online
55 Responses for "Bah Humbug"
A humurous post lol. Especially family members finally look up upon us with respect when we are rich and never used to talk to us when we were nothing. It can be either a sweet revenge or an annoyance after all but what’s more important is that you are capable. Looking forward to watch your RJ commercial soon and good luck. Wish you a merry christmas and a 7th consecutive multi-million dollars year.
From Michael,
http://www.webtv-ads.com
Hey RichJerk,
Just Wishing you good luck on your tv commercial.It’s gonna be GREAT! Nice Strategy you used there! Let me tell ya that’s true about Family, That’s sad but anyway….
Well Merry Christmas & Happy New year !
good bye all
P.s. I’m Looking foward to buy your e-book, Im planning to be a Millionaire next year!
You equate accumulated currency as worth? Self-worth? How sad. What I find humorous about your persona is that you have the balls to call others “losers”. Wow. You’re a better person than me. You should use your money to get a larger penis like I did. Then you won’t come off sounding like such an insecure, short-dick man like me.
Hey RJ,
I enjoyed reading your book and I also enjoy reading your blog posts.
Wish you a Merry Christmas
Regards,
Tommy
http://growcashcows.blogspot.com
scam
Your funny as hell.
Power to you RJ - you tell it how it is. People consider me “crazy” and “unrealistic” when I tell them my ideas, but they’ll be the ones hoping to grab an expensive present or two come next year’s holidays. Unlike 99% of your customers, I read your book, took a shit, read your book again, and immediately started brainstorming new ideas. I came up with some amazing new concepts, and it really hit me while reading this - your strategies are so simple, yet so many people overlook them. Anyways, keep up the great work RJ! We’ll most likely be chilling at the beach in a year or two. By the way, what cars you like? I’m eyeing a Lamborghini Murcielago for when I hit my first million.
wow, people actually buy your act? oh well, i guess the rest of the internet may not be as rich as you - but they sure as hell are a lot smarter
I don’t watch TV, I’m too busy working on my business. But I’d like to see this commercial of yours.
Hi Jerk,
Like a famous band once said: people equal shit. However, I wish you all the best.
yeah it’s always so, once you start being rich you have so many friends that before gave a shit about you
yours,
Philipp.
P.S: Can you put the comercial online when it’s done? Just for your international custumers. Thanks!
The blog looks a bit amateurish but it’s an interesting read. You must be a really busy person.
Well - I’m sorry that we won’t be seeing the commercial in the UK - unless you’re gonna publish it on the website??
Hope so.
Best for 2006
Margaret
Hi Jerk,
Let us know when ur commercial is finnaly shown.
Merry Xmas to all.
Regards,
ProperWays
Hey RJ,
Nice sh** you are talking about. I’m not that rich as that you are talking about, but I am young and on my way.
I have made a nice platform so people without HTML knowledge can easily make some adult pages to add their ads. Each page is SEOed to the extreme
Interested? Surf to http://www.adultpager.com
And yes, family sucks big time!
Have fun!
It’s about time you came out with an infomercial! I was wondering what the hell you were waiting for. I have three sites in the works thanks to your ebook. You all can bet I’ll be raking it in more this year than ever!
im not gonna say much except for this-UR A FUKKEN JERK AND I HOPE EVERYTHING THAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG IN YOUR LIFE. I CANT BELIEVE THE WAY U TALK ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. I HOPE U WILL LEARN THAT NOT ONLY PPL DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT U DOWN HERE, BUT THAT PPL ALSO BAD-MOUTH U EVERYWHERE THEY GO-and that’s about it.
Interesting. I wonder how many
got really rich.
–Gautam
http://www.stock-article.com/
What do you guys think would happen if the harASSing stopped? or is it possible to conquer all?
YOU ROCK.
You are obviously a very angry person. Work on that.
Oh wait.. that was a strategy? Just like this whole site? It’s a strategy to get your fkin $40 from all the idiots that will buy it. Good for you.
I have to give it to you that you’re a good writer and make great points. The problem is, you’re trying as hard as you can to tie success in life with the purchase of your ebook.
I wish you luck on your new commercial. I took one look at your gravity number on Clickbank and you have 293.7
So, there it is for those who think you are not making money. I consider myself a super affiliate and I will be blogging about your ebook on my blog page soon. Thanks for a good year.
Joseph
http://iwahw.blogspot.com
I actually like your site and maybe I will ad it to my directory of opportunities..
Donate some of that money of yours… like I do.
You cant take it all with you!
It wont fit in the box lol
hooray this is a scam
Just remember, two chickens is better than one fish and a walnut.
I have the same attitude as you though I don’t express it the same
It is funny how you suddenly have best friends and family who want to be your favorite when you have money.
I love them, but I am sick of them seeking hand-outs. I am not a millionaire- but I didn’t even do it when I didn’t have money.
I do Have a Millionaire MindSet- and Will Be One!!
Thanks for the post- Can’t wait to see your commercial!
Sincerely,
Kimberly
Hey RJ, loved the post. Read your book, agree with the other guy - so many little things there that would be overlooked if you dont check it a couple of times. Im currently employing my friend (creater of circularsquare.net) to build the site - he’s quite a genius at websites if anyone is interested - ready for the opening somewhere in early 2006.
Thanks a million rj (truly),
Mike
You wrote:
“So, more millions on the way. Ahh, life is really rough in my world. Waking up and knowing that I have more money than I’ll ever spend, and more on the way….hoping I’ll share my wealth in the form of expensive presents. Don’t these people know by now, IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN.”
Oh, but if you ever DO change your mind, don’t forget to send some my way
Enjoyed reading your posts, RJ. Keep ‘em coming.
Dr.M
http://www.b–Different.com
Hey, I need money to fix my 300ZX twin turbo. Will you give me some?
The book would probably have to be re-written for the masses If he decides to do a commercial. It’s a great book but most people would need a heck of a lot more hand holding and a commercial would bring a lot more people to the site that aren’t webmasters.
Hey Jerk, I would love to see your comercial. You insulting the common man! Telling him he is a worthless peace of sh*t because he is not like you; he is not a rich jerk. Well keep jerking your message, cauz I truly beleive that if it has worked online, it will work on “couch potatos” who pick their a** and then dip into their bag of chips.
I wish you all the best for your commercial.
http://www.careerpath.cc
whoaah.. you haven’t made it to Family Guy have you?!!
http://www.wimp.com/richjerk/
Do people actually buy this dumb sh*t?
Hey RJ,
Well, I haven´t done it yet, but as soon as financially possible, I will… I love your attitude, even if it strikes some people as being a scam and full of Sh-t, I don´t Care!!! Don´t knock til you´ve tried it !! And I would like to experience your concept… I definitely need a change in my life….
hear from ya soon…
H. Borges
I’m not a customer of RichJerk. I have my own site I am starting to promote. Trying to do it without knowing the “richjerk” method. Success or Fail (not an option), I have to admire RichJerk’s persistant persona and dedication to his standards. Keep it up… I am humored if nothing else.
I like your comments. Man you seem bitter. It is hilarious though lol
I get the feeling you’re not the jerk you portray yourself to be. I may even buy your book. If you have some time.. I would appreciate you coming into conference to say hello. Be well!
http://homebasincome.com
You are so Bad ass. You are pretty much living my dream (that is if you are making as much money as you say you are) of making a clean, easy to use website and making people believe that you know what you are talking about (It matters very little if you do or not, for arguments sake lets say you do). For under $50 bucks I can have a book that makes me get up off my couch and actually try to think. Even if you don’t want this book everyone would be doing me a personal favor of getting up off of their lazy asses and actually thinkingfor once. Really, how long can you make the same wage, eat pizza, and watch (insert holllywood/TV drivel here) all night? C’mon people, take a chance for once in your lives!
Hey RJ..
Man I just love it !! Good luck in your commercial.
Later
M.B
hey one more.
if you know you are demn rich and can do anything or everything.hahahahhahah boy you are demn wrong money aint by pple’s love/////okay
Either you are a genius at making 25 year olds with very few friends feel inadequate or you are a deeply unhappy person. Or both.
Psychologists have shown that whether you are rich or poor, if you constantly need to feel better than others, you will always be unhappy and unsatisfied.
See here for example
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1975121,00.html
why are people so negative. I personally am not a Rich JERK- I am just rich. - peace
don’t talk about family, guys.
my parents are gone: he was THE rich dad. ok?
i would give it all back, to have them back. and i miss them more every single damn day. and if you got something to say, unless you’re in this same club just save it. ’cause you don’t know.
just smile, be nice and helpful to them, turn a deaf ear to what you don’t like to hear, and bear in mind these ARE the good ‘ol days
Hey there
After reading so many other Bull Sh*# filled ebooks, I was expecting the Rich Jerk ebook so be the same…WOW was I ever wrong.
It’s about time that somebody with some real balls, stepped up top the plate
Thanks
Pat
http://www.richjerkreviews.com
Great car and number plate! The jet is ok and the models aren’t bad either!!
Smartest internet developer out there. Hands down. Great racket.
=Cressy Agincourt
Make money from home with a website
Great reading, keep up the great posts.
Peace, JiggaDigga
Thanks rich jerk. Im on my way to my first million.
LiveStrong
Keep up the good work!
Your such an inspiration for me and it has driven me to make all the money I can, Thanks Rich Jerk!
Charles Fuchs
You’re so sad. You have to change other people to make yourself look good. You suck! LOL
I really like the post. I think more people should be straight to the point in your face.
Hi,
Just saved your feed in my reader, have a nice day 
I found your blog via google by accident and have to admit that youve a really interesting blog
You loser!
You’re a douche. Suck mine, loser!
AH HAHA!
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