Making money online will be even easier for losers like you once my new commercial hits the air. See a day in the life of the Rich Jerk below.

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The Rich Jerk’s 2005 Ferrari 360 F1 and 2004
Cessna Citation CJ1. I know, the jet is only worth
about $6 Million and it’s already starting to feel
inadequate. I gotta upgrade to a Gulfstream soon.

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My…um…stewardesses.

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I prefer women who are “camera-friendly”.

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Push boys, push. You know I ain’t gonna do it.

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A drink in each hand….I like their style.

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Back at the mansion. No shrinkage here.

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That’s how I roll.

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Not bad, huh?

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She’s from Russia with Love.

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I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Jerk.

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Blah blah blah…

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Charles knows how to make em’.

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Gotta have the vanity plate.

Now quit daydreaming and get back to your boring life.

The Rich Jerk has become a phenomenon. I’ve already received over 50,000 emails, and my site is the 3,000th most popular site on the internet….out of millions of sites, receiving over 2 million unique visitors in the last 5 months. I’ve clearly struck a chord. Whether you love it or hate it, I’m still better than you……and you know it.

Over the past 5 months I’ve also taken a lot of heat from lazy, idiot critics, who have no idea about my program, or who bought it and never used it because they are too fu*king pathetic. And you know what? I like it. Keep it coming. When I get 10 emails from people who want me to go to Hell, and then 1 from someone who just quit there mind-numbing job and is now making $10k/month, telling their boss to shove it up their ass, it’s somewhat satisfying. I enjoy having added more Rich Jerks to this world, because I know these new Rich Jerks are making even more people jealous, and getting under their skin. And when jealous fu*king wastes of life show their true colors, I know I’ve done my job. It’s my personal goal to dig into the guts of these losers, either directly or indirectly. And I know I’ve done that.

I’m most definitely a jerk, obnoxious, condescending, annoying, foul-mouthed and disgustingly good-looking…..but one thing I’ll never be is jealous…of anyone. I think jealousy is the most fu*ked up characteristic anyone can have. I love to see people making it big. Bill Gates, that million dollar homepage kid, the guy who invented the pet rock, whoever. It doesn’t matter. These people did their thing, and that kicks ass.

Are you ever gonna do your thing? Probably not. So send me your lame-ass email instead, and call it a day.

Next up, I’m gonna show some pics of my commercial, hanging out at the mansion with Maxim girls. It’s a rough life. And I may actually start giving away some money making tips for free on this blog, if I’m in a good mood. You should be so lucky.

RJ

For 2006 I resolve to keep taking your money and spending it on things I don’t need.

Now that I got that out of the way, I’d like to address those people who are positive that my website is a scam. You know what the great thing is about a website like mine? The X button in the top right hand corner of the page. That button is VERY useful for people who KNOW I’m a scam because they have……proof…er wait no they don’t….they have a friend who said…um wait no….they have a “feeling”…yeah that’s it…..a FEELING that I’m a scam….yeah that’s right. They have a FEELING that the Rich Jerk is a fu**ing scammer bastard…yes that’s it….and they are ALWAYS right about this sort of thing. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY the Rich Jerk’s program could be legit. I mean look at this guy. He talks down to people. He’s obnoxious. He’s selling a “get rich quick” program and EVERYBODY knows that “get rich quick” programs are fake. He’s obviously a scam.

Or wait…could it be that….no nevermind……it couldn’t….or….hold on….could it?…Could it possibly be that calling the Rich Jerk a scam is just a cover up excuse? A cover up excuse for cry-babies who are too scared and lazy to try something with a 100% money back guarantee and thousands of positive reviews all over the Internet? Something that could possibly change their lives? Hmmm….I may be onto something here. And if so, that would mean that some people are lying to themselves. In that case, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And right now you’re trying to justify that. And guess what? YOU are the one doing the SCAMMING. You’re SCAMMING yourself. You don’t REALLY want to change your life. You’d rather make excuses. And I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LAME-ASS EXCUSES. So remember that X button we talked about before? Go ahead and click it now and PRESTO!! No more scam! How about that? Now run along and go cry to mommy.

On another note, I’d also like to point out that all of the “comments” written in response to my blog entries are fake. Apparently my staff creates these responses to make people think my product is better. Those sneaky devils. But they must not be doing a very good job at it because so many of you brainiacs have caught on! And I was obviously in on it. I’m really embarrassed. I’ve been outwitted by all of you savvy net detectives who have caught me in this intricate plot to fool everyone who reads my blog. But wait a second…..all of those comments have….names….emails…..websites…. all attached to their profiles. That would mean that my staff must have spent many hours creating hundreds of fake names, email addresses and websites just for the sake of posting fake blog comments. Wow, that’s a lot of work. That doesn’t make much sense does it? Exactly.

You know what else? I typed “rich jerk” in Google the other day and literally thousands of articles and reviews came up. It was tough to find any that had bad things to say about my program. Conspiracy theorists unite!! The Rich Jerk has obviously paid off thousands of people to write good reviews about his program! NONE of them are real……are they? Nahhh. And those testimonials on my website, those are obviously soooooooo fake. That thing I wrote on the testimonials page about swearing they are all real, under penalty of perjury…..I guess I could be looking at jail time! Oh well. I’ll go ahead and leave it up there anyway.

It all just goes to show I’ve been exposed in my heinous plot at world domination…..scamming people 49 bucks at a time.

RJ