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The Rich Jerk has become a phenomenon. I’ve already received over 50,000 emails, and my site is the 3,000th most popular site on the internet….out of millions of sites, receiving over 2 million unique visitors in the last 5 months. I’ve clearly struck a chord. Whether you love it or hate it, I’m still better than you……and you know it.

Over the past 5 months I’ve also taken a lot of heat from lazy, idiot critics, who have no idea about my program, or who bought it and never used it because they are too fu*king pathetic. And you know what? I like it. Keep it coming. When I get 10 emails from people who want me to go to Hell, and then 1 from someone who just quit there mind-numbing job and is now making $10k/month, telling their boss to shove it up their ass, it’s somewhat satisfying. I enjoy having added more Rich Jerks to this world, because I know these new Rich Jerks are making even more people jealous, and getting under their skin. And when jealous fu*king wastes of life show their true colors, I know I’ve done my job. It’s my personal goal to dig into the guts of these losers, either directly or indirectly. And I know I’ve done that.

I’m most definitely a jerk, obnoxious, condescending, annoying, foul-mouthed and disgustingly good-looking…..but one thing I’ll never be is jealous…of anyone. I think jealousy is the most fu*ked up characteristic anyone can have. I love to see people making it big. Bill Gates, that million dollar homepage kid, the guy who invented the pet rock, whoever. It doesn’t matter. These people did their thing, and that kicks ass.

Are you ever gonna do your thing? Probably not. So send me your lame-ass email instead, and call it a day.

Next up, I’m gonna show some pics of my commercial, hanging out at the mansion with Maxim girls. It’s a rough life. And I may actually start giving away some money making tips for free on this blog, if I’m in a good mood. You should be so lucky.

RJ

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