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Making money online will be even easier for losers like you once my new commercial hits the air. See a day in the life of the Rich Jerk below.

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The Rich Jerk’s 2005 Ferrari 360 F1 and 2004
Cessna Citation CJ1. I know, the jet is only worth
about $6 Million and it’s already starting to feel
inadequate. I gotta upgrade to a Gulfstream soon.

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My…um…stewardesses.

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I prefer women who are “camera-friendly”.

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Push boys, push. You know I ain’t gonna do it.

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A drink in each hand….I like their style.

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Back at the mansion. No shrinkage here.

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That’s how I roll.

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Not bad, huh?

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She’s from Russia with Love.

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I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Jerk.

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Blah blah blah…

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Charles knows how to make em’.

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Gotta have the vanity plate.

Now quit daydreaming and get back to your boring life.

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