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So many of you have wondered where the hell I’ve been. Surprisingly I decided to do a little bit of work. It was very exhausting. I had to tell this person to do that, another person to do this, and so on. Sitting in my chair, pointing my finger, and occasionally yelling at people and smacking them around takes a lot out of me. I even had to talk on the phone a few times. I’m used to being on permanent vacation. But I made an exception in this case because my commercials were being finished, and RichJerkHosting.com was being completed. And since my book has already done $Millions in sales, I figured I’d dedicate a little time to making it even better.

And now we have the green light. The Rich Jerk commercials will begin airing on April 3rd, and RichJerkHosting.com will go live that same week. Now people can get my paperback book with it’s accompanying CD-ROM, and a website created by me, optimized to make money. For those pathetic people who were so disgustingly stupid or lazy that they didn’t use my strategies yet, because they didn’t have a website or know how to make one, now you really have no excuse. I’m going to offer you a site already optimized to use my strategies. My sites will go hand-in-hand with chapter 2 of my book. If you can’t succeed after that, you need to forget about ever making money online, and just be happy if you can get anyone in this world to offer you minimum wage.

Look for an update here on 4/3, with a link to our informercial website and more info on where to see the Jerk on your TV. And stay tuned for info on the Jerk working with Howard Stern (huh?), as well as sponsoring a huge celebrity bash in Hollywood. The Jerk is now mainstream folks. And if you don’t like it, you can go fu*k yourself.

RJ

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