22 Mar
So many of you have wondered where the hell I’ve been. Surprisingly I decided to do a little bit of work. It was very exhausting. I had to tell this person to do that, another person to do this, and so on. Sitting in my chair, pointing my finger, and occasionally yelling at people and smacking them around takes a lot out of me. I even had to talk on the phone a few times. I’m used to being on permanent vacation. But I made an exception in this case because my commercials were being finished, and RichJerkHosting.com was being completed. And since my book has already done $Millions in sales, I figured I’d dedicate a little time to making it even better.
And now we have the green light. The Rich Jerk commercials will begin airing on April 3rd, and RichJerkHosting.com will go live that same week. Now people can get my paperback book with it’s accompanying CD-ROM, and a website created by me, optimized to make money. For those pathetic people who were so disgustingly stupid or lazy that they didn’t use my strategies yet, because they didn’t have a website or know how to make one, now you really have no excuse. I’m going to offer you a site already optimized to use my strategies. My sites will go hand-in-hand with chapter 2 of my book. If you can’t succeed after that, you need to forget about ever making money online, and just be happy if you can get anyone in this world to offer you minimum wage.
Look for an update here on 4/3, with a link to our informercial website and more info on where to see the Jerk on your TV. And stay tuned for info on the Jerk working with Howard Stern (huh?), as well as sponsoring a huge celebrity bash in Hollywood. The Jerk is now mainstream folks. And if you don’t like it, you can go fu*k yourself.
RJ

51 Responses for "The Rich Jerk is Back…and better than ever"
Nice hearing from you. Looking forward to download your infomercial very soon. Good luck.
From,
Michael
http://www.webtv-ads.com
Thank God you’ve updated us! Your Ferrari was definitely fun to look at though.
You rich bastard, how could I live with out you?
Host Jerk - He Knows Everything You Don’t…About Web Hosting
Bah, thank God you’ve finally updated this. I was getting sick of seeing your Ferrari and huge mansion.
What would I do without you, you magnificent bastard?
He
Knows Everything You Don’t…About Web Hosting.
The Rich Jerk and Howard Stern… It couldn’t possibly get any worse!
Can’t wait to see the infomercials, and the babes.
Great shots of the commercial and the Jet!!!
Need a pilot ?
E-mail me…lets talk!!!
John
Hi richjerk, nice to hear to from you again. Right now im very broke but im going to purchase ebook as soon as i get paid. By the way i like your style.
Man this guy never stops, hate him or love him he keeps spitting out new stuff and that what it takes to be on top.
cool that you are back. i have a question - is that for real that you are going to write a second book? i read on one forum…
hehe
that’s all cool. online marketing takes tones of time though today.
Hey there, I ordered the paperback today from your infomercial site. Can’t wait to get it in the mail!
Nice infomercial too! My guess is when it goes to tv it will be a lot like Jeff Paul, Carlton Sheets, etc.
Interesting though, before I found your infomercial site, I posted the news about web hosting and Howard Stern on my Blog. Then I mentioned it on Warriorforum.com - but it kept getting deleted…
Then I find your infomercial site and realize that Stone Evans is in the video. So it all makes sense now.
Except for the fact that Stone owns host4profit and he’s helping promote your service. Maybe there’s a tie-in somewhere?
You’ve amazed even the best copywriters/marketers and I’m a HUGE fan! I hope your infomercial does well!
Gaston Collins
http://www.GastonCollins.com
Rich, or do I call you jerk? Man, you are unreal. I like your style and it’s brilliant marketing to say the least. You need to get to work though because $1 million is not that much these days…Keep up the good work.
Congrats Big Boy =)
Hope you spend the money wisely: What channel are your ads going to be on? Can you show us a promo?
1 million in sales is excellent. I tip my hat off to you. RichJerkHosting sounds like a good idea & I might just use it to host MY own website. Don’t worry, I’m using all of your strategies so I should be able to make a reasonable amount every month. I’d be a little intimidated though if I was you, you’ve gone from #1 on ClickBank to #9, hah! Don’t lose a spot on the top 10! The competition is surpassing you? That would really suck for everyone, especially you I guess. Hey, just hire a professional to kill ‘em off so you can stay rich!
Until your next post *cough* next month *cough* have a good life!
P.S. You should maybe think about losing weight because in one of your ads your legs are like drumsticks
Bye!
I love you. Asshole
good news, my site is ready go
that aint you not a chance the bird in the green top is well famous so send me sum real proof please
Wow! How fantastically rubbish! I guess I just found the web’s arse then!?
Wait! I think I have a testimonial or two of my own…
Dan, you’re one amazing guy. When we meet in 56 years time, I’m gonna shake your hand and invite you in to the players lounge. - God
Dan, We hate to admit it, but nobody is better than you in bed. We’ve had smaller, we’ve had bigger, but nothing beats you baby! - Your Ex-girlfriends
Wow! They must be true, because I made them look real!
good that your back…..I know the russian girls , but the others look like Lake Havasu fodder…..
r u scared of showing your face in public?dnt u have aname marketign gimmick loser?
You have a great idea. Why not share some funds with Charity?
Awesome, man. Can’t wait to see more.
http://www.betterthanyou.biz
Hey RJ,
Good to see you’re still out there kickin! We were a little worried here. Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing your infomercial. To Our Success!
John Westbrook
http://www.LifeEmpowered.com
Hey RJ, I saw your TV debut on G4TV yesterday! YOU’RE BIGTIME MAN! I’m switching to RichJerkHosting ASAP!
http://www.TheRichJerkTV.com
I’ve already made money using your techniques. But I must say I had to read it a few times for 1, because I wanted to learn it, and 2, because it was vague on some subjects.
brian kopp
http://www.ultimatewowguide.i8.com
Rich Jerk helped me flush my stinking job!
Anyone who complains about RJ might as well kiss thier bosses ass and realize the reality of 40 hours a week for 40 years.
Where is the infomercial that all are raging about? Count me in on the website provided that it is not bullshit like the other Gurus–you know to whom I refer!!! Artie
Hi Jerk,
Its nice to know that many people including me have made money from your book (I havent read it thoroughly though ;). But I started to market an affiliate ( photo software ) and am reaping the benefits thanks jerk.
Don Le Pre (who filed bankruptcy recently) is still FAR wealthier in a year than you will be in your pathetic life
Your one arrogant bastard
I personally can’t wait to see the infomercials! Great job RJ.
http://www.MySuperDuperWebSite.com
awesome. Can’t wait to hear u on Howard Stern.
Cool, Can’t wait until 4/2. Uh wait, thats today lol. Hells yeah
Fantastic! This will be one to remember and a real turning point in the merge between online / ebooks etc and the offline / tv world.
Good on you fella! And your team, you all do a cracking job!
Once the paper back etc gets here I will put a review up on the usual http://blog.brightonvibes.com spot for you
TTFN my friend!
Dave
I’m looking forward to see how your new program can help me make money online.
Alan Liew,
http://www.online4income.com
Where is the link?
Heh, can’t wait to see this. Please update already since it is over due. I need the info to help me sell.
I have been using some of those strategies.Looking forward to buying your program
Finally back! Ive been waiting for a new post to tell everyone how successful ive been using the rich jerks methods along with a couple of others… $1200 a week since Feb!!!
http://www.instantincomeideas.com/
its about time you updated your blog. I was wondering if the phenomenon has ended as quickly as it had begun.
Know why the Rich Jerk is rich? Because thousands of suckers buy into his pitch, that’s why. If he really is rich. Funny how easy it is to claim anything you want on the internet. I’m willing to bet the rich jerk doesn’t let this post go through, because he doesn’t want you suckers to get any glimmering of the truth - that when you hand your money to the rich jerk, he gets richer, and you lose.
Hi Guys,
Does anyone have a list of some of the sites that RJ has created via RJhosting for customers?
Cheers
Tom
wwww.SubliminalEbook.cjb.net
I want to think this is one of the escam stuff. I wonder how you get clickbank involved in the deal. Let me know, maybe I could someday launch my richsimeon.com too.
Hey Man,
Interesting stuff man. You’re “in the face” marketing is something a lot of people should start studying up on more.
I mean, your site and name “Rich Jerk”, have been a buzz online for some time now so you’re doing somehting right
Keep it up man, people will start to catch on…
- Ray
yo rich jerk,
although you are probably not going to allow this on your site - I am a fan of what you are doing
The richjerk rocks. I bought the guide for only $49.99 and now i am on the way to be a millionaire at ebay selling perfume, body lotion, fragrance, cologne, etc.
Just a small part of the guide has made me a millionaire, not to say implementing the whole.
If you wonder where my site is, check it out at http://stores.ebay.com/perfectegift
mike said” I bought the guide for only $49.99 and now i am on the way to be a millionaire at ebay …check it out..”
Hey Mike-
Looks like your eBay store didn’t last long.
Ah, well. Hope you didn’t spend too much on your efforts.
I am ready to work now. Nice pictures!!
I want a ferrari like yours!!
LOL@Mike…So tell us, that 49.99 guide…guided you to SO much wealth you quit your business?!? Wow!
Please come back and share with us the EXACT techniques you used! I can’t wait!!!
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Wow, cool man, big thanks!
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