You Wish You Were Me

So much happening here. But as some of my ladies from Compton & Long Beach say, “It’s all good”. You see, I don’t discriminate. Sometimes I do go black, and then I come back. (Next time I’ll discuss the Asian persuasion.)

A personal note to female readers: Go ahead and continue sending me your pics and marriage proposals. I’ve been getting so many over the past 6 months that I’m going to put up a photo gallery soon for all to see. The hotter pics will obviously be displayed first, so make sure yours are good. If you are FUGLY, don’t waste my time. When you send a pic, make sure you hold some sort of sign in the pic that has a message for me. That way I know it’s legit.

Speaking of ladies, you can check out my new MySpace page at www.myspace.com/richjerkspace - You’ll notice I have a nice assortment of “friends”.

Some of these friends will be coming to the MTV Movie Awards pre-party I’m sponsoring in the Hollywood Hills.

$15 Million Dollar Mansion + Celebs + Hot Chicks + WSO Poker Tournament + Open Bar = Kick ass party, Rich Jerk style.

Below is a pic of the Rich Jerk party house - a mere 10,000 sq. ft. overlooking all of Los Angeles.

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One last thing before I go….if you are one of those people who still isn’t making a f*cking dime on the internet and needs one-on-one help from a Rich Jerk guru, check out this page - www.therichjerk.com/site/privatecoaching

Or you can continue trying to live vicariously through me. Sh*t I would envy me too if I was you.

RJ