You Wish You Were Me
Author: The Rich Jerk19 May
So much happening here. But as some of my ladies from Compton & Long Beach say, “It’s all good”. You see, I don’t discriminate. Sometimes I do go black, and then I come back. (Next time I’ll discuss the Asian persuasion.)
A personal note to female readers: Go ahead and continue sending me your pics and marriage proposals. I’ve been getting so many over the past 6 months that I’m going to put up a photo gallery soon for all to see. The hotter pics will obviously be displayed first, so make sure yours are good. If you are FUGLY, don’t waste my time. When you send a pic, make sure you hold some sort of sign in the pic that has a message for me. That way I know it’s legit.
Speaking of ladies, you can check out my new MySpace page at www.myspace.com/richjerkspace - You’ll notice I have a nice assortment of “friends”.
Some of these friends will be coming to the MTV Movie Awards pre-party I’m sponsoring in the Hollywood Hills.
$15 Million Dollar Mansion + Celebs + Hot Chicks + WSO Poker Tournament + Open Bar = Kick ass party, Rich Jerk style.
Below is a pic of the Rich Jerk party house - a mere 10,000 sq. ft. overlooking all of Los Angeles.
One last thing before I go….if you are one of those people who still isn’t making a f*cking dime on the internet and needs one-on-one help from a Rich Jerk guru, check out this page - www.therichjerk.com/site/privatecoaching
Or you can continue trying to live vicariously through me. Sh*t I would envy me too if I was you.
RJ
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37 Responses for "You Wish You Were Me"
I love your house, and your lifestyle.
Dan
Not bad, RJ.
Fu*k you for motivating me to work through another night.
As big as your head is RJ, you still get the job done…and in style too. If anyone is interested in any other systems without trying this guy’s, you’re making a mistake.
Thanks!
I enjoy a great lifestyle too - RJ let me know if you wanna join the affiliates at my site for some extra pocket change!
hehe, i like your style of writing… i always check out your blog for new updates
decent crib…good work
The way you write always leaves me half-offened, half-pathetic…and fully-laughing!
You make me laugh!
Yes. I do wish I was you.
If you say you are for real, then offer a free “I old you so” marketing program outlining why you are the best and put up or shut up big time.
Nice crib can’t wait to see the ladies you pull
You simply can’t lose with the Jerk!
Must.. become.. rich.. like.. you..
Fabulous site. I wish i was you… but im on my way there. Hold on buddy im coming!! check out my site by the way…
u wont regret it.
http://www.instantincomeideas.com/
Hey, how come the pop-up at the start said “Click here: I have already set up a free website for you to make money”. Then if you sign up, you get a newsletter which I expect is making “THE RICH JERK” even richer”! It’s no website to make money - it’s a newsletter! I want my website! Do you hear me?!? I WANT MY WEBSITE!
Nice work….
With you good success… you are already on the top…
Thanks….
Killer sales letter I thought…
This guy is lying. Is not even millionnaire. It’s all a big joke.
Hey RJ I think your a big headed fag that has no real knowledge of money. You may have this nice houes oh sorry houses but I bet you aren’t as rich as me! We have our own buisness and work for our money and have REAL friends. Those sluts your dance about with only like you for your money thats all. I dont really agree with anything you say. Yeah I know you know that your obnoxious thats not a good thing! How can someone be so lazy! You make me sick!
Dude, hands a bit close to the soft places eh?? Shit wish I could do that with STARS…
I’ll see you eye to eye one day when I make my million too!!!
Keep it up dude!
Your pictures are great.
I don’t know if this is real or not, but is a great motivational blog.
RJ, you are very rich and might have the best house and car, but I don’t wish to be you at all.
I’m making a nice living online and I’m very happy with my life. Yes, I don’t make as much as money that you do, but hey, I don’t care. Because I have everything I need to be happy!
By the way, I never want to be a “rich b*tch”. Because I like to “help people” have a happier and more successful life.
Anyway, wish you all the best,
Ladan Lashkari
Why is the Rich Jerk’s house on the market for sale? (Asking price $9,999,000)
Wow! This is the book that woke me up to how rich I can become. Thanks dude!
Everything about you tells me that you really are a seriously Rich Jerk. No doubt your gonna get even bigger. There’s alot of rich jerks out there but you are the official one.
So here’s to your success.
I must say your website is great. Let see if you can help me out, I have the knowledge, but I need the connections. My website has what it has, but needs some spice, maybe you can help.?
Robert Mena
I’m offended, flabbergasted, and intrigued.
RJ,
Denise Nuttall here!
I want to thank you for being my upline in my business. You have definitely helped me to be free from my JOB.
Your, no fluff approach, has guided me to proven paths of multiple streams of passive income.
We have both benefited and I can only hope to aspire to your success.
Thanks
Denise Nuttall
http://djnuttall-enterprises.com/optin.html
Keep me updated on your future books etc. Thanks
I really wish I were you, your life is just too good to be true…
Debra
Awesome life style!
Nice house mate, it’s huge. Wish I had it!
RJ,
Great Ebook - all of your sites flow nicely, I am sure this site has made you millions alone!
Congrats and keep partying!
Hi i´m Matias From Buenos Aires , Argentina.
I´m was very afraid to waste my money in this Guide of rich jerk. Sorry for my Bad english , but you will see i´m a latin american guy.
Let me tell you my story.
so i work in a health american company here in Argentina i have a good salary and i can reach the corporation stairs . But two month ago i notice that i m working always more and more, so i working for the money , and have no time to my family and my studies. I was upset with my situation So i have to find the way to not work for money ,to money work for me.
And i investigate so i reach this website, i bought the guide and of course the access to this forum, i make my website and upload three days ago. of course i register to Commision junction and another staff, and i copy text of richjerkwebiste and promote their guide.
I put adwords and adsense on it.
But well Yesterday i got my first commision sale my goal is to have $100 dollar /day and for the next year to made my own guide and make an affiliate program just like rich jerk.
Of course with adsense i did´nt make a lot of money yet because google have to actualize my website , and make some pagerank.
and i get my traffic with adwords. with two compaing one with keyword targeret and another with site targeret.
Yesterday in my second day , i have 19 visits, and with some days online i make one sale. Wow.
And if anybody want to change links let me know .
Make money online with website is easy , just you have to know some things, that what richjerk guide teachs you.
you have to aplicate the strategies .
A dificult thing i how to configure adwords , you have to try , i´m trying to do my best to my site, to generate traffic , with the less money .
see ya
Matias
Are you really 28 years old?? I’m sorry to say but you look like 35!
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