Howard Stern and the Rich Jerk Tie the Knot

September 18, 2006 – Reuters

The Rich Jerk, of San Diego, CA, Italian son of Vincenzo and Marie Jerk, and Howard Stern, of Long Island, NY, Jewish son of Ben and Rae Stern, are pleased to announce their marriage.

The wedding took place in a beautiful mid-morning ceremony at the Sirius Satellite Studios in New York City, NY. Officiating were Rabbi Schell Sapperstein and Rev. John Jergensen. Attending the bride were the Maid of Honor, John Reese, Bridesmaids Jeff Mulligan, Yanik Silver, David DeAngelo, Stone Evans, Jason Potash, Neil Strauss, and Flower Girls Frank Kern and Ed Dale.

Attending the groom were the Best Man, Artie Lang, Groomsmen Bababooie, Beetlejuice, Gary the Retard, Crackhead Bob, Bigfoot Mark, and Eric the Midget.

Rich wore a custom Armani suit, strapless, candle light in color, corset bodice and lace appliqué on bodice. Pearls were placed in the cathedral length train.

Howard wore “Lucky” jean shorts, an “I Love Myself” t-shirt, and black Converse shoes.

The reception was held at Tavern on the Green.

Rich received his GED from Gulf Coast Youth Academy in Ft. Walton Beach, Fl. at age 23. He is an e-book marketer in San Diego and owns a Subway Sandwich Restaurant.

Howard graduated from South Side High School in Rockville Centre, NY and received his Bachelor’s degree in communications from Boston University. He is a radio disc jockey.

After their honeymoon to the western Caribbean, they will split time in Long Island, NY and Rancho Sante Fe, CA. They share 2 dogs, a ferret and no children.

Listen to Howard talk about the Rich Jerk in this Audio Clip