Howard Stern and the Rich Jerk Tie the Knot
Author: The Rich Jerk19 Sep
September 18, 2006 - Reuters
The Rich Jerk, of San Diego, CA, Italian son of Vincenzo and Marie Jerk, and Howard Stern, of Long Island, NY, Jewish son of Ben and Rae Stern, are pleased to announce their marriage.
The wedding took place in a beautiful mid-morning ceremony at the Sirius Satellite Studios in New York City, NY. Officiating were Rabbi Schell Sapperstein and Rev. John Jergensen. Attending the bride were the Maid of Honor, John Reese, Bridesmaids Jeff Mulligan, Yanik Silver, David DeAngelo, Stone Evans, Jason Potash, Neil Strauss, and Flower Girls Frank Kern and Ed Dale.
Attending the groom were the Best Man, Artie Lang, Groomsmen Bababooie, Beetlejuice, Gary the Retard, Crackhead Bob, Bigfoot Mark, and Eric the Midget.
Rich wore a custom Armani suit, strapless, candle light in color, corset bodice and lace appliqué on bodice. Pearls were placed in the cathedral length train.
Howard wore “Lucky” jean shorts, an “I Love Myself” t-shirt, and black Converse shoes.
The reception was held at Tavern on the Green.
Rich received his GED from Gulf Coast Youth Academy in Ft. Walton Beach, Fl. at age 23. He is an e-book marketer in San Diego and owns a Subway Sandwich Restaurant.
Howard graduated from South Side High School in Rockville Centre, NY and received his Bachelor’s degree in communications from Boston University. He is a radio disc jockey.
After their honeymoon to the western Caribbean, they will split time in Long Island, NY and Rancho Sante Fe, CA. They share 2 dogs, a ferret and no children.
Listen to Howard talk about the Rich Jerk in this Audio Clip
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12 Responses for "Howard Stern and the Rich Jerk Tie the Knot"
Come on RJ you surely convinced him to do that when he was drunk at one of your partys
I recently read the report that adsense is dead whats do you think?
You know whats funny, I was actually listening to him on sirius satelite and I heard talk about. I could’nt believe it, you’re a trip man.
I’ve got to get a recording of this…It’s been nearly a year and I still have never heard your voice!
I don’t understand how you have the courage to reveal your self
Dude, I hope this is a joke. Better get a Pre-Nup LOL. JK
Rich Jerk,
I must congratulate you on your huge success, you are my Hero. You Rock Man!!
Your ebook is the best thing on this planet, taught me alot and now thanks to you I have my own affiliate program The Ultimate Mail Order Guide.
I hope to see you put more info on search engine optimization in your future updates.
thanks a million Rich Jerk
Just had to drop a shout out to that Stacy model chick that shows up on your blog now. Leave it to RJ to get a hot hostess for his blog
Hi Geek, if you think adsense is dead… then, it’s not in my case. Still earning continuous income from adsense
You are so full of sh*t. That Howard Stern clip was an ad. It’s not like you’re best friends with Howard.
So you paid for an Advertisement… what’s the big deal?
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Great post very good and useful information
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