Damn I’m Good
Author: The Rich Jerk12 Nov
Hello losers. It’s time for an update.
1) Rich Jerk 2.0 is nearing completion.
Version 2 is going to be the sickest internet marketing product anyone has ever seen. The hardcore stuff in it will make me HATED (even more) by every guru out there. I’m gonna be like the magician that reveals how all the tricks are done. Every new ebook or product claims it will “blow the lid off” of every secret out there. But they turn out to be full of crap. The incestuous world of internet marketing gurus is about to end. They won’t be able to feed off of each other’s customers after this. And if you think cloaking is black hat, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
2) Affiliate Software Tool
I have a new software in the works that will turn the internet marketing world upside down. There is absolutely nothing like it. I can’t see any affiliate marketer not wanting this thing. They NEED it and they don’t even know its possible. It is. I have it in my hands. It will launch in January. And it will change everything. I’ve been playing around with it and getting checks around $200k per month. I’ll show them to you soon.
3) Free Websites
The free websites I’ve been giving away (at RichJerkWebsites.com) will soon have capabilities beyond belief. And everyone who currently has one will want to upgrade immediately. I have some of the world’s top programmers revamping the whole thing. And it will make other website creation tools look archaic.
4) Taking Over
The snowball just keeps plowing ahead, and steamrolling the competition. I now have multiple offices in San Diego and Los Angeles, and a payroll that would make small countries envious.
Its all happening.
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33 Responses for "Damn I’m Good"
Sounds good. I can’t wait for 2.0!
Chris
The egomaniac personality of the so-called owner of this website doesn’t match the carefully crafted, professionally advertised website.
The technique is the oldest game in the world, it’s called “BUY AN ILLUSION” without actually seeing it.
get 10,000-50,000 idiots to purchase an e-book worth 50$ (affordable) and you have a hit.
Nice move,
dada good staff! Internet marketing for marketers is a very tough market and is almost impossible to make big money in unless you are a big roller like hmm.. RJ?
Look forward to following your progress RJ
RJ – You need to slow down and let the rest of us catch up a little…I wanna be a rich jerk too…
Looking forward to finding out what the new software tool is!
I can’t wait for RJ 2.0 …does it teach how to deal with begging siblings and needy friends?
The free advertising credit for RJ websites is great but you should also offer credits for a CPA-network. Cost Per Action is a failsafe method.
More marketing to marketers stuff. I make more money in Forex market than I do in internet marketing.
Version #2?
What’s wrong with version #1?
Version #1 was good, not a lot of BS or fluff. I hope this continues in the new version.
As you notice from the Url, I am in one of these affiliate business and although I believe in the product and know the guy who brought it out I am still struggling to make it. i need help from one who has made it. I am sick and tired of scraping to make it. I want in. I no longer have the cash flow but I do have the desire. Is that enough for a RJ. Share the wealth brother and I will be of service. I am After Extinction
Hey Jerk,
I liked the girl that appears on your blog site.
Nice Touch.
I enjoyed it.
Looking forward to the new stuff, RJ.
Just wanted to let you know that I came home after a lousy day at work and read your latest email. After I stopped laughing and cleaned up the puddle under my chair, I felt much better.
I can’t believe so many people take the RJ personna seriously, but I guess it’s a testament to your talent and originality. So is the fact that you’ve been copied so many times, but there’s only one Rich Jerk.
By the way, you have such a nice Irish name, you should use it. Yep, I know your real name…tee hee hee.
Best regards from a loyal fan,
Eagle Woman
i have always wanted to be like the rich jerk.i am a nigerian it is always not easy to do online biz in my part of the globe but i will appreciate if you could give me a helping hand and show me the way.STEVE
I truly appreciate your abrupt honesty. More people need to get things said with honesty. I could feel what you felt with your affiliate crap. So true. So many of us suckers out here trying t get ahead. Too many leeches out there sucking it out of us!!
I have been reading some of your stuff for a while and it is still hard to believe its possible. I live in a small island in the caribbean and would like someone who has profited from RJ to email me and tell me there story
Cant wait to read the follow up. The first one helped me to enter the game with a bang.
You,re right, there are a lot out there that tell you by midnight it’s all gone. Of course it works because I’ve got caught in the trap. To date all I have is a domain name and would like to make an income with it.
you fu*king guy…
I might have to grab me a little animated sexy lady… hahaha you’re rediculous.
I can’t wait for the 2.0.
Looking foward.
What the hell was that last lot of crap about? The one with the “torture video” Please. I had some interest in what you were doing but that was just a load of loaded bullsh*t and it stunk big time. Why? because it was plain stupid and obviously a con. Grow up R.Jerk and show us something we could really use.
A. Wildman
Hey, RJ … I am one of those who has been around the circuit for a while. I look, but I don’t touch. I bought yours which is one of three others. All four are pretty good.
I am an internet Interloper. I do window shopping. I have seen the ads for most of these affiliate programs. They are patterned in format. Very long and dull. I always scroll down to the
$$$ part at the end.
Someone told me that these long ads and dull format have a reason … i.e., “It’s effective!” Yeah? Haha. I don’t agree. I say a shorter ad will be just as effective — if not moreso. With ads that long, most smart readers become suspicious by the end and don’t click on that “But Now!” link.
What you described for Version 2.0 is interesting and the reason why I am not so gung-ho about my free website is because of the advent of the new version.
Plus, I figured that since you are raking it in, as you claim, you don’t need me to help you make more. And to tell the truth, i don’t need it, either. Which is why I can be so smug, too. No, not a Rich Jerk, but just a plain ole self-satisfied jerk.
I like your style and I know it helps you sell your wares. And I have a feeling that Version 2.0 will give us affiliates a better deal than we have now.
And I certainly do agree with your summary of the other gurus and how much BS they spout in their ads. As a matter of fact, I think the affiliates are becoming a lot more sophisticated and are holding back.
Man what a jerk!
You keep moving ahead and leaving us poor s-o-b’s out in the cold.
All I want is a stinkin mansion and a coupla babes on my arm like the ones you just had in Vegas.
Some schmucks have all the luck.
I’m gunnin for you jerk… soon it will be MY face all over the news.
I’m gonna steal your women, your cars, your houses and heck…. even your dang dog.
I’m gonna OWN you jerk!
Once I finish my product, you’ll be lookin to work for me.
We’ll see who the loser is…
To Rich Jerk: Your name suits you well, the way you act is like that of a junior high school mentality and i guess that you should go back to school seeing as how you only haven taken courses in PROFANITY 101. Soo mature…NOT!! Also if you think you are all that and so gorgeous and all, then why don’t you take those huge-ass,in-the-past,pimp- looking sun glasses off. Is it that we cannot see your ugly face;THANK YOU SO MUCH for doing as that favor cause from what I see the face don’t look that good, are you sure you’re making enough money at this, because if you are then get some face surgery at least you may have one thing in this life to brag about. Your clothes and all your material possessions look awesome so you should do the part to look the same as them. Also, take a good look at the expressions of a few of those pictures of you in there with some of those girls, I don’t know if you can tell and you probably can’t cause you are obvioulsy too shallow to see through it but it looks like to me they don’t like having you around them, you know what I mean like you are a creepy bad man type of guy. Don’t send me any more emails advertising your crap cause I stick with the winners in life and you are not one of them that’s for sure! You need to seriously grow up and if you get chicks then it’s because of all your money baby, it don’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out! Mature up and be nice for a change then you will do even better when you show that you care for ALL people no matter who they are,what they are and what they look like. I’m out of here.!!
I have signed up but am not sure if I have done the right thing.
Can someone pl. comment/guide/advise.
thanks.
Sounds real good. Good stuff.
And very very nice touch with the girl indeed.
I think The Rich Jerk offers some nice stuff, but I bet he doesnt’ have what I have
~Hally
I dont suppose for a minute that you will put this comment up. I wonder if anybody really believes all this stuff about how rich you are just from the internet.Quite sad really that so many people are so gulable. I just think it is entertaining stuff. I may be wrong, perhaps others just find it entertaining also, Iwould like to know. I could write a lot more but why bother!
I can’t wait to see the new stuff! Hope it’s out before 2007!
Atleast I know from RJ how most things work in the internet marketing world.
Maybe he’ll release a truly great product this time.
I like the dudes style
Excellent forum with fantastic references and reading…. well done indeed…
Many thanks at you very fascinating resource
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