I’m in the middle of filming a bunch of cool sh*t for you losers to drool over. You’ll see a day in my life. Actually several days. I’ve acquired another property in Malibu, more babes, and more vehicles. You’ll see it all.

This Rich Jerk series of Webisodes will be released to the public on March 6th, to be followed by the OFFICIAL LAUNCH OF RICH JERK 2 - March 16th, 2007.

Here’s a taste of what Rich Jerk 2 will be all about:

- Evolution from a nothing, to an internet marketing millionaire. Starting with ZERO cash. Step by Step videos that will DEFINITELY get me sued.

- A monthly subscription based Rich Jerk website with 2 levels. Tons of free content for free members. Tons of Wicked content for paid members. And the fee will be nominal. Even cheap enough for you broke ass wannabes to get in the door.

- Interviews with unknown internet marketing millionaires - Rich Jerk style. A bunch of people are about to get famous while I slap them around.

- Tons of content on Web 2.0 money-making methods that nobody is talking about. Over 30 different categories on how to make money online. You’d have to be dead not to be able to find at least 1 that works for you.

- Back-to-basics, step by step training for those of you who know NOTHING.

- And of course….. Blackhat tactics that will blow your mind.

Later Losers,

RJ

Hey Loser,

I don’t know about you, but I’m so sick
of all these product launches lately.
My inbox is inundated with subjects like this:

“Hey, I’m launching a piece of crap Thursday.
Get on the early notification list now to get a
sh*tty bonus that costs me nothing. I promise to
send you tons of other crappy offers in the future too.”

or

“Suck Ass Wannabe Profits launches today. Buy
this useless sh*t now before the price goes up. I hope
I make enough money to fix my 88’ Corolla.”

or

“Announcing the launch of my brand spankin’ new
Platinum Box of Junk – guaranteed to make
you $5,000 in 5 minutes….
(*disclaimer: not everyone will make $5k*)”

I’m here to tell you right now that there are about
100 people “in the loop” on every product launch
you see. It’s an incestuous group that “uses” one
another. People have repeatedly tried to suck me
into the group. So I checked it out, and here’s the
process for each launch:

Whoever creates a product (which was most likely
outsourced to a guy in Romania) contacts a couple
of Joint Venture brokers who take a small percentage
of the launch proceeds, in exchange for getting
major affiliates on board.

These affiliates don’t know what’s in the package,
they don’t know what the product does, and they
don’t care. It could be the biggest pile of steaming
dog sh*t, and they’ll still promote the hell out of it.
If you have a list of thousands of people who are
desperate to make money any way they can, its
pump and dump time.

I’ve sat in on meetings with some of these guys and
you know what they discuss? How to fu*k every
one of you out of as much money as possible. Even some of
the guys you think are the “good ones”. I’ve got news for
you, They Ain’t. They actually laugh at how stupid
you are. Chasing this “secret” that doesn’t even exist.

And do you know why you get the EXACT same email from
every launch affiliate? It’s because one person
wrote it and handed it out to all of the affiliates, to make
it that much easier for them to promote. Most affiliates
DON’T EVEN READ the email. They just send it,
with their affiliate link already pre-populated into it.

And finally, the sales letter is usually written
just a FEW HOURS before the product launches. Why?
Because nobody knows what the fu*k is going on.
These things are run by a group of idiots who are in
different geographic locations and don’t know how to
communicate with one another. And major mistakes are
always being made - like the site being down at launch
time, a broken shopping cart, whatever.

It’s a joke.

When you hear somebody made $1 million, $5 million,
or even $10 million on a product launch, do you think
it’s NET profit? No way. After paying affiliates, fulfillment
centers, outsourced labor, JV brokers, etc., and THEN paying refunds
which are typically 20% or so right off the bat, the NET isn’t all its
cracked up to be. And if it’s a month to month thing,
forget about it. People drop off like flies every month.

So don’t get caught up in thinking these guys are
getting rich. THEY’RE NOT.

I’ve even been guilty of getting sucked into a
couple of these launches myself. And the only reason
I did was because I BELIEVED in the products.
Whether they live up to to the hype remains to be
seen. I’m as interested to find out as you are. I
really hope they OVER-DELIVER.

Regardless, I just wanted you to know what REALLY
happens with all this choreographed bullsh*t. Because
when you’re on my list, you are entitled to THE TRUTH.
At least the truth as I see it after taking my meds.

After sending this email, I’ll probably be dropped from
the list of the 100 affiliates who are “in the know”. But fu*k it.

So that brings me to the latest product launch. It’s a product
called “Day Job Killer”. Is it good? I have no fu*king
idea. Do I care? Not really.

http://www.DayJobKiller.com/launch

It launches today, Tuesday February 6th at 11am EST, 8am PST.
(ever notice they’re always on Tuesdays? Hmmmm…..)

It’s from the creator of “Affiliate Project X”. (If you
don’t know what Affiliate Project X is, you can see it
here: Affiliate Project X )

Day Job Killer costs $77.00 here:

http://www.DayJobKiller.com/launch

By the way, the original Affiliate Project X still
costs $97. But here’s something most people don’t know:

If you buy Day Job Killer, you’ll be offered an “upsell” of the
original Affiliate Project X for around $20 bucks. So in
essence, you’ll get both for a total of $97.

Again, I have no idea if Day Job Killer is good or not.
One thing I do know is that it’s being sold through Clickbank.
Therefore you automatically get a 60 day money back guarantee.
And if you know anything about Clickbank, you know
they NEVER ask questions if you want a refund.

So you don’t have much to lose.

Go check out Day Job Killer here (or not):

http://www.DayJobKiller.com/launch

If you buy DJK through my link, I’ll make a mediocre commission
that won’t change my life either way. I’ll probably make a minimum
of $20k just from sending this email. $20k doesn’t mean
anything to me, so do whatever you feel like doing - I honestly
don’t care. You’ll probably find other affiliates offering a bunch of
“perceived value” bonuses that really aren’t worth $.02 cents.

I don’t feel like offering any BS bonus, so if that’s what you
want, go blow one of the gurus.

I’m always the # 1 affiliate for anything I promote.
That’s just the way it is. I easily have over
$1 million dollars in outstanding commissions
right now. It’s hard to keep track. That’s why
I pay people to do it for me.

Just know that I’m going to keep delivering you
THE TRUTH. And I’ll probably tell you to fu*k off a
few times in the near future too.

That’s just par for the course.

Oh, one more thing. I have to give kudos to some of
you. When I recently sent an email asking you what you
want to see in RJ 2.0, I was surprised to find out that
some of you are pretty smart motherfu*kers. Of course
nowhere near my genius, but decent nonetheless.

Here’s the questionnaire in case you missed it:

Rich Jerk Questionnaire

I’m replying to a few of you personally, and giving
you the opportunity to make a name for yourself by
adding content to RJ 2.0.

To the rest of you who asked for Step by Step videos
of EXACTLY how to make money even if you’re broke,
I think you’ll be shocked to find out…. It’s coming.

OK, that’s enough. I’m bored.

Later losers,

RJ

Here’s the link to Day Job Killer again:

http://www.DayJobKiller.com/launch

P.S. You know how when we were teenagers we all played
that game where you hit a certain kind of person with
your car, and you earn a specified number of points?
We called it “The Knock Around”.

For example, the elderly are 5 points (because they’re so easy
to hit), athletes are 25 points, and most children are negative
10 points because you’re supposed to let them grow up first.
Kinda like when you catch a baby fish and throw it back so
it can get big before it gets eaten.

And you typically get extra points if you can make it
appear “accidental”.

Well, I just heard about the ULTIMATE challenge in this
game. As we all know, the pinnacle of the game is to earn
100 points. Well how would you like to earn 100 points
by just hitting one person?

I have to caution you, it’s not pretty. If you’re skweemish,
close this email now.

OK, here it is: I’ve just been told that in order to earn 100
points in one hit, you need to find someone who is
VERY scarce, i.e. a pregnant nun. I know, hitting a pregnant
nun with your car isn’t easy. But that’s why the score is so high.

And here’s the kicker:

It’s gotta be a nun that YOU’VE knocked up.

So in essence you’re looking to hit a nun who is
pregnant with your own kid. So depending on how
you feel about the kid, you should adjust your
acceleration accordingly.

You may be asking “what about the negative
point rule for hitting children?” I myself asked this
very same question. The answer is, that negative point rule
doesn’t apply to the unborn.

So there you have it.

Now I don’t condone this activity whatsoever. I’m merely
pointing out that if you find yourself in a game of
“Knock Around” and you’re trailing in points by a large
margin, this may be your only course of action.

Take this information for what it’s worth. I guess it
all depends on how bad you want bragging rights.

NOTE: This activity may be frowned upon in some
areas, and possibly even illegal. Therefore, I urge
you to consult with a lawyer prior to participation.