If you check out past blog posts of mine, you’ll see I’ve been accused of going broke many times. Haters would just love that wouldn’t they? My competition has no way to deal with me me, so they try this over-used method repeatedly to try to make “breaking news” so they can get traffic to their site. This helps them put food on the table for the month. Awww, they live month to month. Thats so cute. And yet its just really sad. But it is what it is. They’ve heard of “cash-flow” but they’ve never experienced it. So my earnings drive them crazy!

Recently I sent out an email explaining that my business is not going anywhere. Of course I would take an “offer I couldn’t refuse” to buy out my biz, just like anybody would, but no matter what happens I ain’t going anywhere. Even if it sells, I’d stay on and do the cool shit. The “suits” may change but I really don’t give a fu*k about those guys. I have free reign.

Wannabes, copycats, and the rest of these closet homos took my announcement and ran with it. They claimed I was going bankrupt, blah blah blah. But as you can see on my homepage videos, I’m doing quite well indeed. And my new Real Estate website - www.richjerkrealestate.com is also doing “well”. Haha. Its sick really. The amount of money that continues to pour in while I’m “going broke” is amazing. I would love to keep “going broke”.

Actually, I’m taking over the Playboy Mansion in July for an opulent, exclusive party with Hefner and the ladies, unlike anyone has ever seen before. I’ve forked over $250k for this one night event. Man, it sure sucks to be poor. ….. I’d love to see my competition try to pull that off. My one night expense is worth more than their twice mortgaged house.

So, to wrap this thing up. I’ve decided I will be suing a few of the higher visibility faggots that have decided they want to go to war with me. And I will be displaying all of the legal paperwork, etc publicly when possible so you can follow along as I crush them. Should be fun.

Next week I’m going to tell you how you might possibly get the chance to attend my party and watch me “go broke” in person. I’ve got some remaining tickets. Most have already been scooped up by high level internet marketers and business executives from around the world - the real “players” in multiple industries. I’ve also got a few hundred loyal customers that I’m rewarding with a free ticket. That leaves a handful for me to hand out as I see fit. Again, next week I’ll tell you how to be one of the people that gets one.

INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: The cock sandwhich lovers I told you about before who are hatin on RJ have ALL contacted me begging for access to the Playboy Mansion Party. Do you think when I told them to fu*k off, it had any influence on their decision to post lies about me? Hmmmmmm…… And as much as I’d like to show you exactly who these pussies are, that’s exactly what they want….to steal my traffic. It ain’t gonna happen bitches.

So many UNORIGINAL pricks out there. Oh well, at least they can PRETEND to be happy with their pathetic lives. In an ironic turn of events, I’m about to make THEM GO BROKE by tying them up in long drawn out & expensive lawsuits. Sucks to be them.

I’m off to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend. I’ll be at Rehab at the Hard Rock. Time to fire up the jet. It’s gonna get crazy. I wonder what will happen while I’m gone. Oh right, the same thing that always happens…..the merchant accounts will keep doing their thing, and the RJ machine will keep churning, as it does 24 hours a day baby. Its unstoppable bitches.

Later Losers,

RJ

P.S. It would suck to be bald and live in Nebraska right now.

Forgot I had a blog. Guess I better write some sh*t. Just not now. I’m too busy doing nothing.

RJ