Ha Ha - I’m Going Broke….Again!
Author: The Rich Jerk24 May
If you check out past blog posts of mine, you’ll see I’ve been accused of going broke many times. Haters would just love that wouldn’t they? My competition has no way to deal with me me, so they try this over-used method repeatedly to try to make “breaking news” so they can get traffic to their site. This helps them put food on the table for the month. Awww, they live month to month. Thats so cute. And yet its just really sad. But it is what it is. They’ve heard of “cash-flow” but they’ve never experienced it. So my earnings drive them crazy!
Recently I sent out an email explaining that my business is not going anywhere. Of course I would take an “offer I couldn’t refuse” to buy out my biz, just like anybody would, but no matter what happens I ain’t going anywhere. Even if it sells, I’d stay on and do the cool shit. The “suits” may change but I really don’t give a fu*k about those guys. I have free reign.
Wannabes, copycats, and the rest of these closet homos took my announcement and ran with it. They claimed I was going bankrupt, blah blah blah. But as you can see on my homepage videos, I’m doing quite well indeed. And my new Real Estate website - www.richjerkrealestate.com is also doing “well”. Haha. Its sick really. The amount of money that continues to pour in while I’m “going broke” is amazing. I would love to keep “going broke”.
Actually, I’m taking over the Playboy Mansion in July for an opulent, exclusive party with Hefner and the ladies, unlike anyone has ever seen before. I’ve forked over $250k for this one night event. Man, it sure sucks to be poor. ….. I’d love to see my competition try to pull that off. My one night expense is worth more than their twice mortgaged house.
So, to wrap this thing up. I’ve decided I will be suing a few of the higher visibility faggots that have decided they want to go to war with me. And I will be displaying all of the legal paperwork, etc publicly when possible so you can follow along as I crush them. Should be fun.
Next week I’m going to tell you how you might possibly get the chance to attend my party and watch me “go broke” in person. I’ve got some remaining tickets. Most have already been scooped up by high level internet marketers and business executives from around the world - the real “players” in multiple industries. I’ve also got a few hundred loyal customers that I’m rewarding with a free ticket. That leaves a handful for me to hand out as I see fit. Again, next week I’ll tell you how to be one of the people that gets one.
INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: The cock sandwhich lovers I told you about before who are hatin on RJ have ALL contacted me begging for access to the Playboy Mansion Party. Do you think when I told them to fu*k off, it had any influence on their decision to post lies about me? Hmmmmmm…… And as much as I’d like to show you exactly who these pussies are, that’s exactly what they want….to steal my traffic. It ain’t gonna happen bitches.
So many UNORIGINAL pricks out there. Oh well, at least they can PRETEND to be happy with their pathetic lives. In an ironic turn of events, I’m about to make THEM GO BROKE by tying them up in long drawn out & expensive lawsuits. Sucks to be them.
I’m off to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend. I’ll be at Rehab at the Hard Rock. Time to fire up the jet. It’s gonna get crazy. I wonder what will happen while I’m gone. Oh right, the same thing that always happens…..the merchant accounts will keep doing their thing, and the RJ machine will keep churning, as it does 24 hours a day baby. Its unstoppable bitches.
Later Losers,
RJ
P.S. It would suck to be bald and live in Nebraska right now.
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45 Responses for "Ha Ha - I’m Going Broke….Again!"
Maybe you’re going broke, how do we know you’re not?
Wow!
You don’t hold back — I like that… No excuses.
You are a god! Da Man
Yes Sir, Im a Loser… but not for much longer with you kicking my ass all the way to success!
Wow… you really are just the man.
You tell em RJ, YOU DA MAN!
haha i knew it was all bull RJ, just goes to show there are some faggots out there hahaha
ps make sure to add pics of the party at playboy mansion
dan
Damn straight, RJ… you tell ‘em!
haha let them laugh…
We know who’s making the real money here..
Sounds like you’re going to have a hoot. Enjoy, true originals deserve it. Go get it!
Jim
I just love to read what you have to say…. I get a kick out of the way you word your posts. You talk just like me. LOL I agree with you, fuck them all!
R J: You sound like these trashy phone sex Femdoms who keep hurling loser abuse invectives for big buxx!! In biz, it’s called arbitrage!! Ha! Ha!… Bellaggio’s Roxxs!!
IF YOU ARE NOT BROKE? WHY DO YOU SELL YOUR SITE???? IT MEAN THAT YOU DONT HAVE MONEY ANYMORE SO YOU WANNNA RIP SOMEONE OFF SELLING YOUR SITE FOR 80 MILLION
I only want my money back…
No wonder this guy is rich. He’s taking everyone’s money. Remarkable that this is legal.
Hello Master Loser Here, You Are The Really Expert But I Push My Self Very Hard And Try
To Stop Be A…
Regards From Croatia!
I almost see you as a god RJ.
Hey RJ,
So your not really going broke well there’s a surprise, I am sure the story has been great exposure for you though. Keep up the good work.
Black Hat Jack
Yeah That’s The way to Show em! Stop Sitting there, like a bump on a log, this guy know’s Marketing….
It would be so amusing to see what happens to them. Idoits!
I wonder what the next product will be?
sounds like a great party! Love your blog RJ! Lady Jeff
RJ may say he’s lazy and all that but he really worked his ass off at first to get the $$$ rolling in… I doubt he’s going broke.
you sucks RJ..you think you can lie to all of us, i have your secret that i will share with everyone!
How come you are rich? Because you do dirty underground business and uses the online business as a cover up but not anymore! See you in court bastard!
Fu*k Em’ tell them to come Louisiana after you sue em’… Let me deal with em’. I hate fu*kers like that fu*k em, you keep doing what you do RJ. Sue them Pussy’s. Peace
Since we are not invited to your mansion.
I’ll invite all of you to my newsletter.
See you later
RJ
Fellow reader’s enjoy your weekend
Hey Stacy..wait…don’t leave..I want to go to the hot tub too!! lol
Better watch out RJ..I made $98 on ClickBank today on top of a $175 recurring commission. If this keeps up, I’ll be able to buy that Kia Rio I’ve had my eye on. Maybe even throw some 16s on that bad boy.
I’d love to see a “branding and/or content that entertains, educates and pulls in money” course from RJ. Now that would be interesting.
I was broke too, but not anymore
Fcuk You mister rich jerk! Fcuk you’re get rich shite!
Fcuk you’re mansion!
Fcuk you’re bitches!
Fcuk you, Fcuk you, Fcuk you!!
BIAAATCH!!
RJ,
You’re Living The Dream.
Welldone Winner
So what is the deal with you selling your business? Is it a lie or for publicity puroposes?
Till next time
Ha Ha Well done RJ! Right - think it’s about time I started to make a few quid! Have a great party RJ Keep up the good work!
Playboy Mansion now that would be a party to remember. I agree you are DA Man
I’m sure the haters are also more then a little pissed that you post to this blog once a month and get more traffic then they get by posting to theirs 3 times a day.
Hi RJ,
Great Post!
The harder you work, the luckier you get, lol.
Brian
Your an amazing Mo Fo! I bet you get your di*k sucked in the Grotto! Lucky Bastard! Long live R.J.!
RJ,
I don’t know how you do it, actually I do know how you do it because I have the RJ 1.0 and it kicks ass!!
Later,
Steve
Dozingo.com
when I first visited the Rich jerk webpage,infact I was carried away.frankly speaking,it seen to me as fraud but in real sense ,it works for. Firstly,I applied the techniques to my physical business,you need to see how people are patronising my product.I am using this chance to thank the Rickjerk, the sky is my limit.What a great man.
You go RJ!
Hey RJ, when does RJ 2.0 coming out? I heard (in the affiliates world) that you are working on a new stuff. Was that about Real Estate or is it just RJ 2.0?
Ramin
Well,
for someone as rich and as jerk as you, writing a blog post as long as this one, only to bash someone, convince everyone that you aint going broke, and brag about the Playboy Mention Party doesnt make sense.. Apparently you are not busy doing nothing when it comes to defend your ass
I don’t believe you’re going bust either. Sounds to me like just another traffic pulling publicity stunt.
I hope you do good.
make that money RJ!!!
If what you say here is true then why was the announcement of the sale of your online business advertised last week?
The announcement has since been removed.
Just looking for clarification.
Thanks,
Brian
FU*K UR ASS U PAUPER BE EXPECTING ME 2 WEEKS LATER OR APOLOGISE
I promote therichjerk as an affiliate. Since the price came down, conversions rock.
J
Hi Rich, or should I say “your majesty”…after all, you don’t give a shit about the suits and have a ‘free reign’.
It’s ‘rein’. Jerk. Unless you meant it…in which case, King Jerk. Umm, I mean, your majesty.
Yeah, dis guy’s nuts all right. Or maybe just bizarre guy. Anyway, sorry I can’t make it to your gig at the Playboy mansion this year, but I’ve a prior engagement at Buckingham Palace.
Isn’t it just great being English! Well, how would you know, anyway?
If you really want me there, you’ll have to show some humility. Grovel via disguisenuts@aol.com and I might change my mind.
Or offer me the chick in the red bikini. No stand- ins. No transexuals. No queens. One’s enough.
Gotta go. Duty calls. Byeee…
Hold up strong RJ!
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