Archive for June, 2007

Couple of Spots Available on my Playboy Mansion Party Guest List

Author: The Rich Jerk

1 Jun

Dear Loser,

I promised you an update today on my upcoming LEGENDARY party
at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, CA on August 17th.

So here it is.

The deal is done. The date is set. And your broke ass
most likely ain’t gonna be there.

Why did I say “most likely” instead of “NO FU*KING WAY”?

Because you DO have a miniscule chance to attend. But I’m
talking almost zero percent.

Wanna find out how? Then take your thumb out of your ass and
pay attention.

This EXCLUSIVE event has been reserved strictly for the following:

- Loyal Customers Who Bought Stompernet through me last November
and stayed with the program until now. (by the way, how the Hell
did you manage to put up with those guys this long?)

- Top Level Affiliates who have made me millions

- Underground Multi-Millionaires from around the world

- High Visibility Internet Marketers

- Celebrity Friends

- The Hottest Chicks on the Planet

- Whoever else I fu*king felt like inviting

And that’s it.

But guess what. Some of those Affiliates, Celebrities,
and Internet Marketers have now been BLACKLISTED because they’re
just too fu*king LAME.

Either they whined about not being able to get their friends
in, or they annoyed me with phone calls & emails, or they
ASSUMED they were automatically in.

Or, they didn’t live up to things promised in the past.

No matter what, those fu*kers are out. So now I’d like
to name names. Here is a partial list of lame asses that
have officially been UNINVITED. More names will be released
soon. So if you don’t see your name here, you are NOT SAFE.

Originally slated to attend and NOW BLACKLISTED:

Rich Schefren
Brad Fallon
Andy Jenkins
Alex Mondossian
Buck Rizvi
Brock Felt
Ryan Seacrest
Armand Morin
Kevin Wilke
Matt Gill
Jeremy Schoemaker
Mark Joyner
Joe Vitale
Hillary Duff
Ed Dale
Courtney Love
Derek Gehl
Michael Fortin
Robert Kiyosaki
Jake Gyllenhaal
Keith Baxter