Couple of Spots Available on my Playboy Mansion Party Guest List
Author: The Rich Jerk1 Jun
Dear Loser,
I promised you an update today on my upcoming LEGENDARY party
at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, CA on August 17th.
So here it is.
The deal is done. The date is set. And your broke ass
most likely ain’t gonna be there.
Why did I say “most likely” instead of “NO FU*KING WAY”?
Because you DO have a miniscule chance to attend. But I’m
talking almost zero percent.
Wanna find out how? Then take your thumb out of your ass and
pay attention.
This EXCLUSIVE event has been reserved strictly for the following:
- Loyal Customers Who Bought Stompernet through me last November
and stayed with the program until now. (by the way, how the Hell
did you manage to put up with those guys this long?)
- Top Level Affiliates who have made me millions
- Underground Multi-Millionaires from around the world
- High Visibility Internet Marketers
- Celebrity Friends
- The Hottest Chicks on the Planet
- Whoever else I fu*king felt like inviting
And that’s it.
But guess what. Some of those Affiliates, Celebrities,
and Internet Marketers have now been BLACKLISTED because they’re
just too fu*king LAME.
Either they whined about not being able to get their friends
in, or they annoyed me with phone calls & emails, or they
ASSUMED they were automatically in.
Or, they didn’t live up to things promised in the past.
No matter what, those fu*kers are out. So now I’d like
to name names. Here is a partial list of lame asses that
have officially been UNINVITED. More names will be released
soon. So if you don’t see your name here, you are NOT SAFE.
Originally slated to attend and NOW BLACKLISTED:
Rich Schefren
Brad Fallon
Andy Jenkins
Alex Mondossian
Buck Rizvi
Brock Felt
Ryan Seacrest
Armand Morin
Kevin Wilke
Matt Gill
Jeremy Schoemaker
Mark Joyner
Joe Vitale
Hillary Duff
Ed Dale
Courtney Love
Derek Gehl
Michael Fortin
Robert Kiyosaki
Jake Gyllenhaal
Keith Baxter
So that’s 20 slots opened. You want to claim one of them? Then go
here:
Later Losers,
RJ
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17 Responses for "Couple of Spots Available on my Playboy Mansion Party Guest List"
You will have to fly me over half way round the world and get past my wife and kids before you could even think of wanting me there,but what an amazing service that Hef has done.I was in USA and saw some bunny girls in a strip tease act at a Gambling place in one of the desert hotels .It was amazing.Total class.USA does this thing so well.
You are half way round the world, and I would have to get past the wife and kids,but that Hef has consistently provided a class act.I could not believe the professionalism and perfection some of his girls displayed in a strip tease show I saw once at one of those gambling casinos in Vegas many moons ago.I am sure the party would be worth any sort of offer save our souls.
I’m like, totally devastated, to have been blacklisted.
you know you love me,lol
Hey RJ,
You crack me up. Funniest damn thing I’ve read for the past few days.
That video pop up of Stacey is way cool too.
For a moment there I almost felt guilty about picking up free copies of your stuff from my best warez site.
Then I thought, what the hell, he don’t need the cash anyway.
Have a great party & post us a few pics of the hottest chicks.
Love ya work.
You own it!
Sorry, I can’t make it. Better luck next time.
Waw Man, You’ve Done Great Casting Work
Guess you’ve Got a Lot of Fun in the process of creating this list.. 
Yol man, why you not like gays ha?
Actually, me too 
I wander how many gays in this list you’ve pissed off 
Mr. Jerk:
I hope you will stop your sexist, anti-gay advertising. I understand from some of your friends that you are not so hateful yourself. If so, why have your RJ character spewing such prejudiced junk like “no gays allowed” and promoting those sexist, homophobic videos on YouTube? Or that initial sexist sales letter for the Playboy Party that you since pulled off the Internet? If you can pull that ad, why not the other offensive material?
I never saw a problem with the original “Rich Jerk” persona that you created–I thought it was very smart marketing. But your promotions since the Playboy Party Party have crossed the line.
How will you explain this type of advertising to the children?
I am your judge.
Sincerely,
Mark Worthen, Psy.D.
I’m Hillary Duff and suffice it to say I cannot accompany your party regardless of my status as I must attend to shoving off random losers in Hollywood.
Your a prick!
Yeah, while you’re at the Playboy mansion, there are children in need around the world.
Damn if Hilary ain’t goin you can count me out.
Haha…nice. This is some good stuff. One of the most unique and impressive strategies I’ve seen.
I hear you (whoever you are) attended Eben Pagan’s meeting about Altitude. Cool to know all you guys are working together to some extent. Eben’s story is awesome. Inspiring for ambitious guys like me just starting out at age 20.
Anyway…I don’t expect to hear back from you, just wanted to drop you a note.
Stay cool…
-Jesse
Damn people
Give the man a break. he is not Sexist or Rcaist or any other kinda ist. He is a rich guy, having fun. He is enjoying the fruits of his labour. In other words, what each and everyone of us would be doing if we could. Perhaps we would go on a hunting trip in Africa, or wear fur underwear. Whatever we choose to do with our millions we are going to upset or just plain piss someone off. So cut the man some salck, and get a life. Ass
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap. ”
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with ten children – he’s trying to catch up on his sleep.”
I cried from laughter
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