24 Apr
S’up Losers.
Today I stumbled across some blog entry called “How To Succeed Online” (original title, I know). It’s written by some guy named Doug Champigny – never heard of him, but whatever. Anyway, he actually had a cool bit of writing I wanted to share with ya. Here it is:
And that brings us to the third group, the rarest of the Internet marketing newbies. They’re easy to spot – they’re the ones who seem to come out of nowhere and suddenly land in the ’successful Internet Marketing circles’, not yet big dogs but easily observed to be heading there quickly. If you’ve been ‘playing’ at Internet marketing or making a half-hearted effort for some time now, you’ve probably wondered how they shoot by you so easily…
First, they’re smart – they pay attention to what their coach or mentor tells them, and to what they see of that expert’s current operation. They’re not really interested in how their coach GOT to that lofty position – they intend to skip all the trial & error, all the mistakes and mis-steps their mentor made – and just imitate what actually works!
Secondly, they’re inquisitive. They do their best to understand WHY Internet marketing tactics work, why certain strategies pay off big time while others flop. They watch what the big dogs are doing and, rather than following it blindly, ask their coach or mentor why this Internet marketing hotshot or that super-affiliate is doing what they are, and what they’re liable to achieve from it. Also, whether it’s something they should be incorporating in their own Internet marketing processes.
Thirdly, they’re innovative. They take that new-found knowledge and set up systems that will bring in the bucks, all the while looking for ways to improve the systems, to add in additional income streams and, eventually, to eclipse their coach or mentor. And any coach or mentor worth their salt LOVES that, and brags about that person incessantly…
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Finally, and perhaps most importantly, they stay focussed and ACTIVE. Not content to just maintain the status quo, they’re constantly looking to improve their Internet marketing processes, acheive Super-Affiliate status and show up on the JV leaderboards, and are CONSTANTLY building their opt-in lists. You see them running giveaways, networking at the social sites and the live internet marketing events whenever they can, and creating products by interviewing those more successful than themselves, knowing it’s a very powerful way to learn from the best while making money at it!
This third group, albeit the smallest fraction of the online world, are still part of today’s newbies. But they are tomorrow’s Big Dogs – and the next day’s Internet marketing superstars, the marketing gurus who pull down millions a year from Internet marketing, affiliate marketing and niche marketing empires others envy so openly. These are tomorrow’s versions of the Stephen Pierces, the Marlon Sanders, the Ken MacArthurs, the Joel Comms, the Rich Schefrens, the Liz Tomeys and the Jimmy D Browns who rule the online world today.
I wanted to highlight this excerpt for a reason.
Most of you losers reading this aren’t like the newbie internet marketer he just described. Chances are, you’ll never be a Big Dog on the internet.
But you know what? Screw ‘em. You don’t have to be a big dog and get “well known.” You just have to MAKE MONEY.
Succeeding online isn’t about gaining recognition, or even building a huge business. It’s about meeting goals you set out for yourself. Screw being a guru. Trust me – you don’t want billions of retards emailing you every day begging for your help. You just want to make some cabbage, am I right???
So set out a goal – $500 a month, $5,000 a month – whatever.
Then, do what you gotta do to achieve that goal.
That’s how you measure success. By figuring out if you’re getting what you want. If you want to be a Big Dog, list that as one of your goals and “grow into” that role. But don’t start off trying to be like that. Just focus on making your first dollar in profit, then go ahead and try and make your goals come true.
That is how you REALLY succeed online.
Later losers,
-RJ

27 Responses for "Succeeding On The Internet"
Sure, sure, sure, I agree with all of that and consider myself to be in group 3 and growing, however I still am not sure what the secret special friggin missing link key code thingy is that I cannot friggin find to twist things around to my favor. I am either looking in the wrong place or it is right on the tip of my nose laughing at me like a hyena in a swimming pool. Help.
Thanks a lot for your help and advice I like a lot how you deal with your business, and that you are really straight to business.
As I have said before: I am not computer literate, but I can read, type and follow instructions. I signed in on the richjerk.com, but don’t know how to use it so I could make money. Please helppppp me.
the same Rich Jerk Ya just got to love him
Is this the tip of the nose? This product you’re offerring,ie.how to make money on the internet , is it your biggest money maker?Is it all you do? It’s okay by me if it is. I just want to know. Do you have any specific linkable examples of your other successes?
My problem with you guys, why I do not bother with you, you lode us with too much Info, that I don’t have time to read, and fallow.
And by the time I reach a few page of the how, and do, you told us about,something else.
so you do not have time to see what works.
You guys just go for the almighty dollor, you dont really care about people, and how they make it.
As long as you get your e-book sell.
when I see sincerly care in what ever you or trying to sell me I will ack.
Blessings
Lee
I am looking for a home based job like data entry.
Hey Adrian, Sound as if you and I are on the same page.
I’ve let some physical and financial problems I’ve been having lately get me down, and just as i was starting to do well, I gave up. I just hope I can get it back! I seem to have lost the spark.
YES!!! I want to be a rich jerk too… the jack@$$ of the internet!!!
What is the banner link for?
hai jack………..
i want to join with you but i dont have crdit card….
what must i do
Oh man, I read the whole blog before I can back and read TRJ follow up. While I read the letter and felt motivated, I like Mr. Felix’s take on this even better. I am not trying to get any recognition, I am trying to earn money. I would rather make my first million than have some place that people see you and want to pick your brain all the time.
I am on the same page as Mr Felix on this one. In case many of you do not know, Mr Felix has been on the very top of the internet marketing leader board many times, mostly back in the ’90s, and this is the part of his follow up that makes me appreciate it even more.
Knowing this, also makes me want to come and visit the blog even more.
Good job !
Very interesting post.
I think more effort and focus should be on building a huge list..and being ‘personal’ with it. $$$.
hi…
can you send it in arabic langauge….
I would love to make 5,000 per month and more. I need heeeeellllllllp.Just break it down in simple words iwant to understand I really dont want to be a looser any more. I just want to make some moooo neeey
Hay guys,
I have been a memeber of the rich jerk for 6 months now and you are very right that most programs you buy on the net are a hole lot of information and they do not tell us how to put it in to motion! I have made close to $1000.00 in the last 6 months using bum marketing methods “means I try not to spend money on advertising”! Here are some examples of lens that I would love some help with!
The pre-school lens has had 500 hits since 02/28/08 but has not been converting very well at all, whats wrong?
http://www.squidoo.com/top-used-car-auctions
I have no idea what is wrong with this lens, I did the reseach and seems to struggle, Any ideas on this one!
http://www.squidoo.com/loweryourgolfscores This is my favorite but I get no traffic at all, maybe 5 hits a day and I have tried social booking it to death and I even tried the lastest tool Comment Kahuna and still NOTHING!
It would be awesome to have some people help me out with these DUDS!
Thanks evereyone
Rob
I donnot Understand what the rich jerk is talking about I am confused.
How do I get advertisers to my website, since my company is quite pricey on a monthly basis? Thank you.
pLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON THE INTERNET
Thanks for the encouragement RJ. If you really were a jerk, you wouldn’t be giving us this kind of support.
You are right RJ, everyone has their own definition of “success” and being a “top guru” isn’t on my list. I just want to build a empire and be able to do what I want but I don’t want to brag about it.
Later…
Newbie…no live mentor…so lost…keep trying…cash flow going out..none coming in…yet..feels like it is just beyond my reach…not a whiner…just bewildered.
don’t you have a bank account where i can transfer money tobecause we don’t have a credit card and there was one of your stuff that i wanted to sign up for but don’t have a cedit card and when i replied your mail you said to me it is not going to be read so how do i contack you any way
wooly
Hi all… I’ve been a student of RJ’s as well as a cpl others for about a year and he tells it the way it is.
99% of all the internet money making “schemes” are total crap and a waste of money.
For the newbies, here’s the most BASIC breakdown…
1/Choose a field/topic that your interested in. eg – baking cookies,
2/Create a product that serves or helps those that are interested in that topic best cookie bking recipes
3/ Create a website
4/ Get a PayPal account( you need to get paid)
5/ Promote your site with keyword research for search engine rankings and Pay Per Click campaigns
Sounds simple… but plan on spending a shitload of hours, days weeks and months to get any sales.
There’s no easy way to make hundreds of dollars a day this way WITHOUT a tons of hours of work.
I should know. I promote a course that teaches guys how to meet hot girls AND GET PAID to do it.
After about 6 months of daily work, Im now making maybe a couple hundred a month from internet sales.
The ironic thing is, I make at least a couple hundred a day just doing this easy job!!!
Sometimes its just easier to work for a living!
http://www.hotcollegegirlsstripping.com
Rich Micheals
Rich Jerk is correct.
For those of you who don’t know what to do — read content. Track the proven marketers out there. LOOK at their campaigns. Notice the order. Get an autoresponder (A-Weber or GetResponse). Pay attention to their e-mails and their copywriting (ads). If you’re not sure. You have to educate yourself. If you’re still not sure…find someone who already makes solid money online and ask them what they’re doing. If they can’t tell you, keep searching until you find someone you like. Rich Jerk, Mark Joyner, Dan Kennedy, Brad Callen, Rich Schefren, Wealthy Affiliate…, I’m not supposed to post a URL but you need proven names. Stay away from blind people who haven’t made money online yet. They don’t have enough know-how.
bkb2012
Hello everybody. Nice comments all. For myself, I’m looking for that internet business that will bring me a couple thousand a month, a business that shows you how to do what needs to be done to get there, step by step. Not some, here it is, good luck, and OH by the way, if you really want to make money, you need to be a “Gold” member for only $2,000,000 a month extra. Is there such a business out there?
We are joining the rich jerk program, but we are having problems coming up with a url or email address to join.Can you help us with this problems as all the names we come up with everyone else has it.I’m hoping you can help,Thank you for your time to help.
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