More Proof Why People Suck…

So some loser named Brian was bitching in one of my other blog posts. Check it:

Brian whines:
HOW THE HELL IS GETTING MORE TRAFFIC GOING TO HELP ME IF I DON’T HAVE A BUSINESS NEVER THE LESS A WEBSITE.

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP ME OUT
ENJOY YOUR MILLION’S AND NOW I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A $100.00 BILL WHILE TRYING TO LIGHT
ONE OF YOUR EXPENSIVE CUBAN CIGARS.

LATER JERK.

First off - I wipe my butt with $100s. I light my cigars with $1,000 bills. Get it right, loser.

Are you seriously asking me this question? Seriously.

Seriously?

Are you writing to me from one of those special institutions where they tape pillows to the walls so you don’t hurt yourself when you start banging your head in your cell?

Do you find you’re often forced to wear earmuffs and a football helmet at the same time?

Are you hijacking your neighbor’s internet connection and writing to me from your single-wide trailer on your lunch break from the porta-potty-emptying business?

How will traffic help you if you don’t have a business? Gosh. Sometimes it’s all I can do to keep from ramming my multi-ringed-in-expensive-jewelry-fingers through my laptop.

Okay - retard - here’s how you start an online business. I’ll use small words to help you follow me so you don’t get confused.

Ready? Here we go…

1. Go to www.clickbank.com.

2. Sign up for an account.

3. Pick a product to promote.

Boom! You’re in business.

You don’t need to create a store, you don’t need to make a website, you don’t need to warehouse or ship anything. All you need to do is send traffic to OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF.

And then they give you money.

Is that so hard to understand? Really? Maybe I’m actually the smartest man on the planet and just don’t know it. I don’t know. But you know what? This is why I am a winner, and you Brian, are a LOSER.

Because you bitch and moan about not having stuff. If I don’t have something I want, I figure out a way to get it! I’ll actually take time off from lounging in the hot tub, and sit and think, and go “Hmmmm… how can I get this thing I want?”

If I can’t figure it out on my own, I call up someone I know who could advise me.

If they can’t help, I go online and try to find people who’ve gotten what I want and then do what they did.

What I don’t do is sit around and BITCH ABOUT STUFF.

Complaining never gets you any results. It just makes you feel better because you get to play the helpless victim. Well, I got news for you, buddy –

THERE ARE NO VICTIMS IN BUSINESS.

There are just winners, losers, and consumers. Period. Ain’t more complicated than that.

Listen - making money on the internet is so easy. Heck, you don’t even need a website anymore. You don’t need to know HTML. You don’t need to buy a domain name. You don’t have to make or write anything. You just sign up for a good affiliate program, use their materials, send traffic their way, and make some Gursh Durn money.

Write me again when you graduate from first grade.

Later Losers,

-RJ