How Two Mexicans Told Google To Screw Off…

Dear Loser,

What you are about to read is a true story. Well, sort of. It’s a story anyway. I don’t give a crap whether you think it’s true or not.

Here’s a fact: I’m filthy stinking rich.

Here’s another fact: I’m always looking for ways to be even MORE filthy stinking rich!

And I’m going to share with you a powerful technique I use to make me more money than the combined GDP of most countries in Africa.

As you all know, I love to throw parties. My party at the Playboy Mansion was a thing of legend. Every internet marketer who was lucky enough to get invited is STILL talking about it.

Well, every day seems like a day at the Playboy Mansion in casa du Rich Jerk.

People are coming in and out all the time. Most of them super-hot chicks and wannabes. But occasionally, I get VIP guests.

In this case, I had two very big VIPs come over for a visit, and I didn’t even know who they were!

So there I was, chilling in my hot tub, entertaining a few ladies, when in walks my right-hand man Ryan. And he’s got two Mexicans with him.

I take one look at them and automatically assume they’re here to clean my house. So I get out of the pool and start telling them where they can find all the cleaning supplies.

Until Ryan pulls me aside and lets me know “RJ, these guys aren’t housekeepers! They’re Carlos and Lupe Garcia!”

And of course, my response is: “Who the F**K are Carlos and Lupe Garcia?”

“They’re geniuses at getting massive amounts of traffic to their websites,” Ryan tells me.

“So am I,” I shot back.

“But these guys are able to get more traffic than most fortune 500 companies!” Ryan says. “They’ve been making millions in the weight loss industry for years with their secrets!”

I stopped for a minute and thought about it. Mexicans are really good at at managing large numbers of people. After all, how else could they fit so many illegals in the back of those tiny vans? So suddenly, what Ryan was telling me made sense. Leave it to a Mexican to know how to get lots of people somewhere.

I told all the hot chicks to take a hike and invited Carlos and Lupe into my mansion. I never mix business and pleasure. And it was time to get down to business.

“So,” I said. “What can you people do for me?”

Carlos and Lupe explained that they were getting ready to release a course called “Traffic University,” where they teach people how to get tons of traffic doing big media buys.

(That means, spending lots of money to buy banner ads on highly trafficked websites, for you dumb-asses out there.)

“So how does that help me?” I asked.

“Well, we want you to help us promote it,” Carlos said.

At this point, I openly laughed. Not because I it was funny, mind you, but because I wanted to make it very clear what I thought about their offer.

So while they were sitting there, watching me cackle on mercilessly, I went on to explain:

“I’m RJ! Everyone and their mother wants me to promote their programs! Why should I do anything for you if you haven’t proven you’re worth my time?”

I had to laugh because Ryan looked like he was about to sh*t himself. He’s overly-polite and was afraid I was going to piss off the Mexicans.

But Carlos looked at me and smiled. “How would you like it if I helped your company triple it’s traffic overnight?”

This got my interest.

“Do tell…” I said.

Then, Carlos and Lupe went on to lay out a traffic strategy for the Rich Jerk that was so hot, so sexy, so elegant, I wanted to jump on the table and slap the smile right off Carlos’ face. So simple. Damn him!

It turns out my instincts were right. These Mexicans know how to get lots of people where ever they want!

So here was the jist of their plan…

1. Buy advertising on highly trafficked websites to test out your ads.

2. Once you find a winner, take that and use the sales message to craft your landing page, autoresponder emails, and other banner advertisements.

3. Roll these out to new websites and media networks, and buy more traffic for sales messages you know for a fact WORK.

4. Once fine tuned, take your program onto the CPA networks and get lots of people promoting your stuff.

5. Then, move on to mainstream media exposure, like radio and TV ads - all using your highly perfected offer and sales materials.

Now, this might all seem like beginners hour, but the brilliance of this system was the way Carlos and Lupe structured the deals.

See - what USUALLY happens when you go out and do these big media buys is you end up getting locked in to a big ad spend - whether the traffic converts or not!

(And that type of stuff will burn a hole in your pocket faster than a high priced hooker, covered in hot sauce!)

But they came up with a system designed to protect you, so that if your traffic isn’t converting, you can stop paying for it immediately!

Not only that - but they had also developed some kick-ass spy tools that saved them TONS of money in testing their offers. Basically, they used these tools to SPY on their biggest competitors, find out what their banners, offers, autoresponders, and all the other stuff they use to get traffic is.

Then, they take what they discover and use THAT as a starting point, and then test small, incremental changes until they find a perfect offer that converts like mad.

In addition to all that, they also have a system of using Other People’s Money to buy traffic, so the risk is completely off their shoulders!

Imagine - getting millions of site visitors a month, and not having to pay for it out of your own pocket! Nice.

Needless to say, I was impressed. (Something that doesn’t happen often.)

So I tell Ryan to get off his ass and start doing some of the stuff that Carlos and Lupe shared with us.

Sure enough, my company saw immediate results. Our traffic got a huge spike. We were doing infomercials and radio ads - I was even on the Howard Stern Show.

Understand - in online business, traffic equals MONEY.

The more traffic you get, the more money you get.

It’s that simple.

Now, I get emails from you losers all the time saying crap like:

“I don’t have any money!”

“I don’t have a website!”

“I can’t get any traffic to my site!”

Blah, blah, blah.

STFU. Stop bitching. If you’re one of those people who’s broke-ass poor, a loser, someone who likes to whine, knows nothing about computers, and has balls the size of raisin crumbs, what I’m about to tell you is WORTHLESS.

Seriously. Newbies need not read any further. This is for SERIOUS marketers only, who can afford a four-figure price tag and are willing to grow out their business online.

Let me repeat this for all the retards out there:

IF YOU’RE NEW TO INTERNET MARKETING, IGNORE THIS…

Last year, Carlos and Lupe started a coaching program for people who wanted to learn their traffic secrets.

It cost people $25,000 to join this program.

(Chump change for me, but that’s a lot of money for some.)

While they were coaching these people, they recorded a lot of videos and educational material to help their students not only LEARN what they did, but implement it and use it in their businesses as well.

And more than that - their students actually got real success with these tactics! Not like the rip-off artists in this market who promise the moon and deliver ghonnoreah.

One student started with 100K a month and is now making over $2.2 million - A MONTH.

Another was (only) making about $30K a month and is now making over $500K a month.

One student made 691 sales at $197 per sale in 2 DAYS!!! And this was just last week - April 28-29.

And then we have the more “realistic” examples…

One started in the negative - and made $20K NET PROFIT in only 10 days.

Another started with nothing and hasn’t released their product yet, BUT they’ve acquired $1.5 MILLION IN CREDIT to buy traffic with.

Another student doesn’t even have a product, but runs other peoples’ products through affiliate networks. He started making $3,000 a month online and is now making over $16,000 a month.

And believe you me - none of these people are “special” or “gurus.” They’re just average losers who took the chance, did what they were told, and became winners.

So what does this mean for you?

Well, first off - don’t worry, you’re not going to be spending $25,000 to learn these secrets.

Carlos and Lupe are opening up a special membership website where they are going to make their teachings available to members, as opposed to those rich enough to afford their mentorship program.

This means YOU now have the opportunity to enhance your business and bring your traffic to the next level, all for a much, much cheaper price than these other people got it!

And me being RJ, I’m going to help you out even further…

So here’s what I want you to do:

1. Go to this website:

Click Here For The Massive Mexican Traffic Program

2. Sign up for Carlos & Lupe’s Massive Traffic program.

3. Learn their secrets and make mucho dinero.

4. Claim your special bonus from me for buying through my link.

What’s the bonus?

Well, after my initial meeting with the Mexicans (well, that’s what I call Carlos and Lupe), their traffic strategies worked so well, I immediately demanded full access to their course so I could exploit their hard work like the rest of America exploits the Mexicans. (Hey, someone’s got to, right?)

So I immediately set my team - led by Ryan - to the task of planning out ANOTHER massive traffic buy for the Rich Jerk company.

What we plan to do is give our students special “over the shoulder” access as my team plans, preps, and executes our traffic strategy, using Carlos and Lupe’s techniques.

So not only will you GET full access to these traffic secrets…

Not only will you TAKE your business to the next level…

You’ll get to see first hand how it’s done.

Normally, I would charge you losers $10,000 minimum to get inside access to my company like this. But since Carlos and Lupe were kind enough to share their teachings with me so early on (and since they refuse my offer to pay them for their time in tacos), I’m going to be making this special offer to anyone ambitious and smart enough to get their course through my website.

BUT THERE’S A CATCH…

I don’t want too many losers crowding into my “over the shoulder” mastermind, so I’ll be limiting the number of spaces available.

I’m thinking maybe 10, or 20 at the most.

So you need to sign up RIGHT NOW for Carlos and Lupe’s course to be eligible for the bonus.

And if I hear any of you bitch about how you want the bonus but can’t afford the course - shut up. I will slap you. I will slap you and then drop kick your dog. I’m serious.

Do not beg me to let you in on the bonus if you don’t get the course. It won’t happen. In fact, I’ll actually put your name on a special list and keep you from getting any bonus from me EVER. That’s how strongly I feel about not wanting lame-asses bugging me about this.

Carlos and Lupe are sharp people. Not as brilliant as me, but still, they’re pretty darn smart. If you’re lucky, maybe some of that intelligence will rub off on you.

Because the true beauty of their course is that it’s full of practical techniques you can actually DO. It will help you take action.

So go here now:

Click Here For The Mexican Traffic Program

Reserve your space in their course. And you’ll get my bonus along with it.

Still on the fence? Ask yourself:

Are you a Mexi*CAN*, like Carlos and Lupe? Or are you a Mexi*CAN’T*, like Hitler, Stalin, and that German guy who held his daughter captive in a basement for 18 years? I hear they didn’t get enough traffic to their websites either.

Man up. Get inside this course now.

Seriously - Click This Freakin’ Link For The Mexican Traffic Program Right Now.

Later,

-RJ