The Blog Gets A Facelift & Botox
Author: The Rich Jerk3 Jun
S’up Losers.
After I decided to start blogging again, I came back and realized how embarassingly bad my blog looked. I’m RJ, baby - I do everything first class. So I fired my lame-ass programmer and hired a new one who wasn’t as lame and told him to make me an awesome blog worthy of the Rich Jerk or I’d bang his girlfriend and put the video up on Youtube.
As you can see, the new blog is awesome. I’m awesome. You still suck.
So here’s the deal… register for the blog and leave your comments in this thread kissing my ass about how great my new blog is. Tell me how much you love it and how much you love me (in a non-gay way, of course). The commentor who’s the best kiss-ass will win a free consultation with one of my top guys who’ll critique any website you want and give you pointers on how to improve it.
Who knows? Maybe I’ll be generous and pick more than one winner. It depends on how well you all pucker-up.
So let me just drop my pants and bend over… now get to kissing.
Later Losers,
RJ
(RJ Headquarters)
Make Money Online
39 Responses for "The Blog Gets A Facelift & Botox"
Your blog looks so F*cken awesome that I just let my load out in my pants. Seriously who’s your plastic surgeon???
RJ, when I joined your program two years ago, I was green to internet marketing. I never thought that, two years later at age twenty, I’d be pulling in six figures on the internet. Now, I’m considered an expert in the industry, and I’m raking int tons of money. I owe it to you.
To have interaction with you on this blog is absolutely invaluable. The content that you’ve been giving away has been better than any ebook, blog, or course that I have read in a long time.
Move over Frank Kern, Jason Moffatt, and Mike Filsaime. Your blog trounces them all.
man, I love this blog this much man, dang
Blog looks awesome. like you said first rate. I didn’t care as much that it looked liked crap, cause the content was good. Good move though giving it a facelift. I’m real happy that you are posting recently here, and in the forum. Your success is my whole inspiration. I have been trying to emmulate you in a business sense, because though I’ve been successful in my field, I don’t know anything about internet marketing. I could write a nice menu, so that gives me a little advantage in writing sales copy, but on a menu you can’t berate your customer into buying the highpriced filet mignon instead of the cheap ass chicken. I did learn a lot about item placement on a menu. So if you want to make money you might want to put your pastas at the top of the menu for instance. Even though the filet has a higher price tag, the profit margin on the pasta is much greater.
How does this relate to internet marketing? If you are selling stuff on a website, the items on the top will probably sell better.
Anyway I was a chef for 22 years and if I stayed in the business, I probably wouldn’t have lived a lot longer. I got really sick and was hospitalized because of my lifestyle. so you really gave me a new lease on life by sharing your knowledge, and experience. For that I am grateful.
RJ,
You are a f*ckin GENIUS!
Great new Blog!…
I’m glad you fired that putz who is not even worthy of woring in the same room/building…no…no…no…STATE as you.
I hope you gave him a good kick in the ass while you were giving him the boot.
I like the stripper hanging upsidedown from the pole. SEX sells baby!
Only you would have the internet marketing GENIUS to put a stripper on your blog about making money.
There sheer concept that you created - a no name no face leader in there respected field is beyoned BRILLIANT!
And you have helped countless people make tons of money putting these simple internet marketing strategies to work - In a way that a freakin retard could understand.
I guess you really did some research into your target market…LOL
This blog kicks your last Blogs ass - HERE’S WHY……………….
#1. Half naked upside down stripper on blog - YES!
#2. Half naked stripper on pole hanging upside down!
#3. Do I need another reason?
Just take a look to your right——————————>
All the usefull links and other cool sh*t that wasn’t on the last Blog.
$$$ Kudo’s…..RJ - Sheer marketing Magic!
The man throws internet mareting EVENTS at the F*ckn PLAYBOY Mansion!
I would give my first born Child/Mother/Grandmother/My dog….and I’ll through in my girlfriend to - just to sit in the same room with you just so I could learn from osmosiss.
HOLD ON…………….My lips are getting sore….
Thank you for the great Blog /site and the kick in the pants I needed.
You are the KING dam it!
Thanks!
PS…Remember - Mikehock RULES!
Jerk,
I always thought your blog design sucked…really!! I just didn’t know how to tell you. It was lame and amateurish looking - it actually turned me off reading it.
You’re always fast to tell us how much money your earning so it’s about time you stepped up and injected some botox into the design - afterall it is the latest Hollywood trend right, you yuppy!
I have to be fair and say it’s an improvement, I’m here reading it right?! I just have one problem with the new design - the photo of your face above each post. Get rid of this and then we are cookin’ (you’re welcome to borrow a photo of my beautiful face to replace it).
Keep it real.
JERK-OFF
Hey Jerk,
You gotta take your sunnies off….. NOW!!!! Your blog is ORANGE !! You gotta find that new programmer and give him an ass-kicking….. I bet he got his squeeze to do the blog while he was watching telly.
I can’t even bring myself to read any of your tips…. I feel like I’m gunna chuck….
Let me know when the color is changed.
Robbo.
The hell with this blog, and your old blog…
New? Antiquated? …doesn’t freakin’ matter!
My ass squirms to wherever you’d go…
…coz that’s where I’d find the dough!!
looks good. I would just create the bottom part same as top one to have the same feel. ( thinking about the sidebar and content part. ) not the actual top with your logo.
Hi Rich Jerk,
I was looking in the dictionary for the definition of Sexy Abs but I couldn’t find your picture there, although you did leave a comment for me at one time that a picture of moi (you) defined Sexy Abs in the dictionary.
However I must say that you have a very sexy web site and that I am happy that you chose the same basic design as I did for my blog style website.
I guess great minds really do think alike!
Fred
http://teasearticles.com
MY post is on the forum because my post is SOO good that they RJ computer system can’t handle and has reviewed it as unbearable to your brain
Hey RJ
Dude that’s the GALLARDO of blogs you got there, I’ve seen some smokin’ blog themes man but you just pimped them all. You know what I think…
I see all these Gurus giving verbal head about how good they are and how awesome their launches are gonna be and that they’re the biggest and the best and, and, and…and bullshit man! When I see how crappy their blogs look and how scrappy their websites are and how badly their servers perform when they push the button, it’s no surprise to me that all they do is follow up with a torrent of apologies by autoresponder…that’s because they don’t do it RJ Stylie! Slick, Shiny, Shit Hot and Boldly Steamin through cyberspace like no man has gone before!
RJ, you are to blogging and launches what Elvis Presley was to every red blooded female with a snatch within a planets distance! You are smoother than smooth and all the guys wanna be you.
You can take my wife dude, she’ll come willing, without a struggle and I won’t stop her cos you’re the King and it would be an honour to sleep with the woman that was defiled by RJ…the man with the blog that’s the dogs woof!
Oh my God!
RJ, you have the coolest blog I have ever seen, and you totally rock (like you need people like me to tell you how awesome you are).
I wouldn’t be amazed to see others try to imitate you, they all do.
There are only 3 levels, RJ, the Gurus and the wanabes. and as I see it RJ, even the Gurus would want to be like you.
Others just say how they make money, and they boost about a couple of hundred thousand dollars, but you man… YOU… You have the real dough, you know what I’m talkin’ bout uh!
RJ, please keep giving us pieces of your divine wisdom, and thank you for sharing this work of art that you call a blog (that is filled with gems of knowledge) with us, the rich-jerk wanabes
YOU RULE!
Top Ten Reasons Why RJ’s Blog Is the World’s Best:
10. Nobody can make orange a good color for a website, except for RJ and his blog
9. Exceptional graphic quality - unmatched by even professional bloggers like Shoemoney or John Chow.
8. Tabs for exclusive marketing videos that teach secrets that nobody else has a clue about.
7. The only blog I read that makes me want to buy anything from the sidebar - because I’ve lost all inhibitions and feel helplessly under RJ’s control to buy whatever he says works.
6. NO PAID ADS - RJ doesn’t need chump change…duh!
5. There is no sexier gravitar in the entire universe
4. It makes me want to add a link to this blog from every other blog on earth - because this is the Mecca of marketing blogs.
3. The information, tips, and links shared here are worth millions, yet for as much as RJ is a jerk, he gives much more than he takes.
2. You can sit on the blog reading his posts over and over and learn new stuff every time.
and the number 1 reason why RJ’s blog is the World’s best….
1. Everybody in the world wishes this was their blog, because that would make them RJ - the internet business genius that everybody wishes they were!
Props on the new blog, I wish my blog’s theme was half this good.
Also posted at http://www.evpstud.com
Hey RJ,
Tell your new programmer he may bang YOUR girlfriend because he has done a f*****g good job. I’ll be watching YouTube!
Hey RJ,
Nice move! This definitely has a better look/feel than your previous blog - much more professional.
I read the posts & try to implement your “no-sh*t” advice. It’s always right on point. I would have kept coming to the old blog anyways for the content.
I keep going back to the May 27 post about conversion. I have been told by my affiliate manager that my problems are that the traffic is not targeted, & he doesn’t feel it’s the site itself.
I personally feel that’s a pile of bullsh*t! Something in my process blows - as well probably the keywords & copy.
I have made sales in the past - but since April my site has plummeted in rankings & conversions.
Oops, I’m supposed to be kissing your ass. “Smooch!” Granted, I would rather be buck-tucking your banner babe but oh well - I’m not worthy! Kudos on a job well done - I look forward to you telling us why we suck & why you are the man!
Hey RJ,
It’s about time you pulled your happy go lucky ass out of the hot tub!
Seriously, Thanks for the solid you did me with that whole masked domain thing. Wow! .04 cent minimum bids on google! Ka-ching baby!
Your new blog actually SUCKS! But it is a pretty ingenious way to get people to sign up for Word Press which you probably get some sort of kick back on or figured out how to make money with.
Not too shabby. I guess that’s why you’re the rich jerk and I’m still working a 9-5′er.
BTW…my “free” website has brought in no sales though I’ve followed your advice on copy and how to get traffic. I’m getting good traffic and no sales. I’d say regardless of how well I suck up you owe me some free advice and a critique of what I’m doing wrong.
Rich Jerk never been a fake, coz all girlz love official
R and J coz all biches love initials
He is on another level, he’s in his zone
Mastercard, Visa, Websites, can both get alone
This is not the Matrix but this blog is the oracle
Do you wanna fuck wit me, the question is retoricle
Say the same MFM but still don’t bore me
999 Millions niggas, if u want to order this homie
Hold on, let him chain This shit
His whole blog straight, Y’all boyz still lames
Last night he had yo girl ’s forehead on his abs
*USSY
This guy has really got that bitch going on!!
Your company is seriously dominating the whole money making market. When I looked at your blog, I was like “how the hell can any human being build such a impressive blog in like 24 hours??”
I spent liiterally 24hrs on my website and guess it what? it took me 24 hours to literally COPY your websites outline.
Yes you heard me right, I COPIED YOUR WEBSITE’s DESIGN b/c it’s so awesmoe. Not only that, but I’m so broke, that I literally used microsoft word when I was designing my site.!!!!!
Your blog is looks better than any blog I have seen. It literally looks like a very “trust worthy”, corporate looking and highly powerful blog. The design looks like it was done by some reputable programmer that Apple, yahoo, Msn, google and all those big daddy companies would literally KILL for
I’m serious, I have no money, I’m the biggest loser that I’d literally kiss your feet RJ…. Yes I’d kiss your feet, and I’d even do all your work for you, I’d shower you and I’d make you a nice breakfast so you EVERDAY when you wake you feel incredibly energized and motivated to give LOSERS like me they great service, and entertainment that the RJ Corporate ALWAYS delivers.
Your company has a lot of personality. Seriously…. This blog should literally sell SEPERATELY. It should NOT come with the website—but seriously what right-minded person would sell this website?
They are many insurance companies around the US, but only a dozen do the bulk of business and get to bang stay-at-home mommies. All these companies have the same prices but they companies that literally wipe out people’s wallets are the ones with PERSONALITY- they entertain you!
In fact 99% of people don’t know what is in their insurance policy and what seems most startling don’t even care- b/c they love seeing that tiny lizard cartoon on the geico commercial!!!!
Same thing with you. They are literally thousands and thousands of those make money websites but only YOU have the LARGEST company that Hugh Hefner invited YOU to go show all the celebrities and big players in business what your made up of. You belong in the big leagues…In fact the red carpet has pics of your logos…how awesmoe is that???
You blog is a website in itself- seriously- You should promote some products on here and I’ll mortage my house so I can buy 50% of your blogs profit….
And that cartoon up at the top is SO good, it’s sets up the whole personality. “My blog is better than yours”- that is PRICELESS- it’s another RJ CLASSIC….Yes it’s a classic…
This blog replace the forum- it’s better than the fourm in my opinion.
Your videos tab, forum tab, ask a question tab, home tab make it really easy to access all the knowledge you want use losers to have
Plus you recommended links, Your resources links are really great. Your newsletter is GREAT- b/c you will get more mailing lists which means more losers
more losers= more MOFO
Your header is excellent, I hate when webmasters have the same theme on their website, I like that it’s similiar but it has a whole different vibe to set the mood….
Your archives are EXCELLENT and probably very nessecary. Why?
Don’t you just hate when some noob asks you the same question that has been answered a million times. I’m mean come on- Who has the time to answer a question over again when you literally have a line of a million losers trying to get your autograph?
Tell them to”stop wasting my time and check my archives you fool”
Speaking of autographs, Can you put a sticker of your autograph on my t-shirt? I wanna show my parents that RJ respects me and today he gave me a sticker for attending his class on his blog this morning.
Yea that’s right, your blog is a CLASS- I’ve been a very very very bad bad bad boy lately- I think I deserve some good whiping after class. MY website is a piece of garbage because I didn’t listen to you Papa RJ. I should have listened to you daddy. Then maybe you and I could have made up for those child support checks you owed!- But it was my fault so I think you should send one of your bros from the RJ family and maybe my new uncle can clear my mind and start to make my website the way it should have been made and that’s Papa Rj’s way…..
Please pick me PAPA RJ, please, please, please- I suffered enough from your neglect and I think it’s time you and I have some father n Son time
PS… I’m sorry I’ve been a disgrass to you Papa, I’m your only son and Junior RJ has been a loser. It think it’s time you feed your Junior RJ his vegetables so he could man up and start earning his own living instead of begging you for child support checks?
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So did I suck up enough to win?
Wow!….What a great Blog. Don’t know if I have seen one much better than this….. *kiss*
Your Ass has been officially kissed!!!
KJ
Woah, there are a lot of brown noses around here!
seriously though, since you started this blog again the content has been top notch, Ive started putting some of the stuff into action and the money is already rolling in.
Like Ryan I owe the fact that I made 6 figures this year by Feburary to you, that’s right over $100k in the first 2 months of this calendar year.
Before I paid into your ebook and forum I was an adwords marketer, now I get just as much traffic but pay a LOT less for it because of all the stuff I have learned from your book and forum.
Cheap and free traffic making me $100,000’s due to you? Yep, and I almost forgot that my conversions are way up since I’ve been at your forum so cheaper traffic, better copnversions and more money.
It’s all top notch RJ, and it’s down to you that i am f**kin minted and pulling in $1000’s a day in commissions.
so thanks, you arrongant little b*stard.
Cheers!
AffiliatePlayboy.com
This looks Oh wait. My girlfriends back with a couple
more 40’s of Bud.
Later
Hey RJ, well, I am sorry… Although it looks good, it does not look as smashing as yousay it does. The orange hurts my eyes.. So, nope, I will not be kissing your ass, nor will I try and do my best to compliment this theme. It looks alright, but well, it sure as hell is not the best I have seen. So, better start bumpin that designer´s chick and post the video on Youtube. By the way, did you hear of the Secret Affiliate code ?
But, besides all, I do think you are an item online, that has been branded like nothing else. Therefore, I am amazed you call your blog the best there is. I think you can do better. Cheers.
I love your sense of humor, RJ! Most of it.
For what it’s worth…
And *BIG thanks to you for your recent surge of ‘kind’ (& very helpful) posts*! It’s good to see the other side of you. I, for 1, sure do like it better.
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Dearest RJ,
Your improved site looks just fine. Of course, the previous one was cool as well, as I’m all about content, and that’s where it’s at in my book. Too many folks window dressing all kinds of fluff on the internet these days… at least YOU provide the meat and potatoes, regardless of the format or delivery!
Check out a few of the many domains that I secured for masking on Google per a previous blog of yours:
http://www.TooDamnFun.com
http://www.TooDamnFast.com
http://www.TooDamnEasyCashGifting.com
http://www.LaughYourWayToWealth.com
You like?
MastrBlast
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Hey RJ, how’s it hanging big man?
You are the main man, and I wanna learn off of you soooo much, I’m preparted to sing “ooh la laa, RJ is da man”….”say ooh, la laah RJ is the man”, sing it!
What next master?
Help me master, let me be 0.0001% as good as you, if ever, only… spare me 2 seconds of your time.. I’m not worthy!
I love the blog - it’s the best design Ive ever seen, and I aint saying it lightly…
Hope you give me a microsecond of thought.
Shaun
So do we have a winner RJ?
so yea, who’s the biggest suck up, PAPA?
is it me? is it me? is it me?…..
The winner will be announced mañana.
-RJ
Ha, well, i like the blog. but, well, RJ, who is winning. That is the question so
Hey Papa RJ,
Last month, I followed your guides that you posted on ‘ using squidoo to make money ‘ ( you posted in April ). Except i didn’t use squidoo, but i used googlepages to create a website. The title for the website was ‘ best modified cell phone ‘.
After that I sent pings to ping-o-matic and last week I searched yahoo for the keyword ‘ best modified cell phone ‘. And to my surprise, my google pages website which was http://fuhrer2u.googlepages.com/stealthp came out in the top 20 results out of 10,100,000!
At first I couldn’t believe it man! Your guides actually worked! But i didn’t understand the rss feeds. Can you explain that on your blog? Anyway, you did drop a knowledge bomb and hiroshima my sorry ass!
TQ!
Gosh I sure hope I’m not too late to enter the contest. I knows it’s not technically the 9th anymore but since I haven’t gone to bed yet can’t we still consider it the 9th? Plus if your contest has a deadline I think you should make us aware of that in your subject line.
So in the unlikely event that you will still consider my entry, I would just like to say that your blog is still lame and I really don’t know what ever made you think that orange would be a cool color for your blog.
Not only that, but it really sickens me to see all these pathetic losers kissing your ass. If your invitation came from my gf, I would be more than happy to take her up on it, but from a hairy ape like you? No thanks!
No offense.
OK, you have my bite, cause that is so funny.
I’m not only going for the prize, I’m also going for a nomination for the best revelation here.
Cause when I heard you saying “The winner will be announced mañana.”, guess what? Right now is mañana already, and unfortunately I guess that staying up all night is the only option left in order to come up with something smoooooth for your new improved blog.
So, I’ve named this comment (yes, it requires a name and all)
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Will I Scare Them All by showing them how I *Really Am*?
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So, a couple of months ago I found out about Marketing on the Internet and I actually really did liked it very, very, very much, really a lot.
I began identifying the hand full of people that are running it and also how they relate to each other, and I gotta say that I actually found some knowledge that actually caters to my taste.
I know, I know, that’s too lame, but I just want to make sure you realize how much I care about not screwing any chances I’ve got at succeeding in this business, and you’ll understand why in the next few lines.
So, I then decided to get to know the field a little bit better in order to know if I could do this for real.
A couple of weeks have gone by since then and I’m starting to gradually increase my skills (I’ve got some products, a mailing list, returning costumers and even methods of my own), which leads to the issue itself.
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For the first part, I’m gonna give you a short background on me here, you see…
I’m the kind of guy that actually had a first person perspective into how harsh life can be, at age 5 I was the kid that would look at you being picked up by your parents at school and then after everyone leave I would sit in the front gate watching the cars go by and the sunset dreaming and throwing rocks on the sidewalk and eventually walk back home by myself.
I also lost my parents and grew up to be a teenager that learned the importance of having enough power of will to save one’s life in harsh situations when I was homeless and starving for an entire cold winter at a certain stage of my life. I then grew up to be 18 and I found out how much more lame being buried in debt to your neck was, cause I’ve spent a few years there too.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not in desperate need for some quick bucks here, but all that harshness eventually carved a hole inside of me for those finer things in life that I think this can help me achieve.
OH, NO, another lame ass loser in desperate pursue of a few quick bucks on the Internet… this smells like big trouble.
Well, I might be doing things a bit fast, but I’m not for the quick bucks and I haven’t been really into this for more than two weeks.
But, I’ve still have to tell you the second, more fun and potentially dangerous part.
Cause, you see, since I found out that I can teach useful stuff to others in earn something and still learn for myself and most importantly to make something out of myself and become a wealthy man, have a beach house, a super car, improve my malnourished body into a well nourished, rounded and muscular body and do my stuff and travel whenever I feel and to wherever I want to.
And I’m now with an inventory (even though I don’t use a website or web page other than a social network profile), a portfolio of future products to promote, some recurring costumers and a bunch of few people I’ve been picking up here and there who where totally clueless when I met them about making money both online and offline, and I’ve been training them pretty well to reach for their credit cards on my command.
Side Note:
You know, that is something even the most wealthiest and influential people on the planet wish for… and I have it… it’s just in a smaller amount than them.
For that I’ve been using info products, subscription plans to recurrently chargeable items and lately even paid consultation and advice from me here, cause I pretty much like to make sure they can count on someone for their problems (at least its better than what I had, you know)
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And in this last part they’re not aware of a few things.
I mean I am that great guy that they can follow up cause I’ve always got great valuable stuff for them, I’m straight to the point and I enjoy seeing them fully satisfied, and etc, but suppose what happens when I say this:
“Oh, and by the way, I still don’t know a sh*t more than any one of you guys do, but I’m sure I can keep charging you big time for everything you take from me cause I want my fast car, boat, parties, radical sports, travelling whenever I feel like to, go to wherever I want to and finding new businesses, etc, etc, etc, etc”.
Now, there is absolutely nothing wrong there, but my guess is that this can’t last much forever and I’m feeling difficulties at satisfying them, especially at things I don’t even know… and you know, I’m not in this for the quick compensations, I actually want to build the business, but my experience is still a bit short.
So, RJ and you guys, what can I do to make sure this keeps working, cause unfortunately Internet Marketing is still not one of my areas of expertise?
PS:
If you’re thinking something like: “So, wait a minute here, you call this a story?
No gun shots, the guy doesn’t even confess that he’ve killed anyone nor that he’ve served time or committed fraud… he’s not even a drunk and he hasn’t even been into money laundering… geezzz, the guy even says he even finished high school! Oh, c’mon! How lame can he be?
This sucks…
I WANT A REFUND, and I want it NOW!”
… then, my goals where achieved.
Sandman - no one else has an orange blog. So FU.
Orange is awesome. It’s the best secondary color there is. I bet you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first. To all the Orange haters out there - STFU. I roll how I roll.
-RJ
P.S. I already banged your girlfriend. She sucked (and not in the good way). Hope your genital herpes clears up soon!
FunnyMoney, you don’t make any sense whatsoever.
Why did I just read your post? I was trying to waste a bit of time, but that just left me wanting to KILL myself.
Yeah, we’ve all been through tough times, some worse than others, roll with the punches and start making some sense.
Im so f**kin pissed I just read that, I feel you have robber me of minutes I could have used having a wank with a cheese grater - That would have been much more fun than reading your post.
Cheers!
AffPlayboy
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LOL, AffPlayboy!
That’s the SAME reaction that I had! Like, WTF??!!
http://www.GiggleMoney.com
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
(NOT to be confused with FunnyMoney! LOL)
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Funny Money,
I will give you your refund, if you promise not to post again. Your not even a good story teller. The only one that should be writing a book here is RJ. OMG, I’m glad I didn’t read that whole post. A cheese grater sounds like more fun.
I like the new website layout and look. Although I think it would be much better if it had pictures of money and girls around it.
http://www.workoutsab.com
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