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Hey Losers,

After careful review, I have determined the winner of the ass-kiss contest to be none other than Mike Hock.  Here is his winning kiss:

Mikehock kissed:
RJ,

You are a f*ckin GENIUS!

Great new Blog!…

I’m glad you fired that putz who is not even worthy of woring in the same room/building…no…no…no…STATE as you.

I hope you gave him a good kick in the ass while you were giving him the boot.

I like the stripper hanging upsidedown from the pole. SEX sells baby!

Only you would have the internet marketing GENIUS to put a stripper on your blog about making money.

There sheer concept that you created – a no name no face leader in there respected field is beyoned BRILLIANT!

And you have helped countless people make tons of money putting these simple internet marketing strategies to work – In a way that a freakin retard could understand.

I guess you really did some research into your target market…LOL

This blog kicks your last Blogs ass – HERE’S WHY……………….

#1. Half naked upside down stripper on blog – YES!

#2. Half naked stripper on pole hanging upside down!

#3. Do I need another reason?

Just take a look to your right——————————>

All the usefull links and other cool sh*t that wasn’t on the last Blog.

$$$ Kudo’s…..RJ – Sheer marketing Magic!

The man throws internet mareting EVENTS at the F*ckn PLAYBOY Mansion!

I would give my first born Child/Mother/Grandmother/My dog….and I’ll through in my girlfriend to – just to sit in the same room with you just so I could learn from osmosiss.

HOLD ON…………….My lips are getting sore….

Thank you for the great Blog /site and the kick in the pants I needed.

You are the KING dam it!

Thanks!

PS…Remember – Mikehock RULES!

It was a difficult decision, because there were a lot of great kiss-asses.  What put Mike over the top is that besides his meticulous attention to the half-naked woman on my website, he was the only one who offered me his girlfriend, grandmother, and dog.

Way to go, Loser.  You just won yourself a free website critique from one of my top marketers.

Go to the “Questions” tab on the blog and send in an email with the website address and your contact info, and my guys will contact you.  I won’t, though, I’m much too important to do that.

Later Losers,

-RJ

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