Winner Of Ass-Kissing Contest
Author: The Rich Jerk10 Jun
Hey Losers,
After careful review, I have determined the winner of the ass-kiss contest to be none other than Mike Hock. Here is his winning kiss:
Mikehock kissed:
RJ,You are a f*ckin GENIUS!
Great new Blog!…
I’m glad you fired that putz who is not even worthy of woring in the same room/building…no…no…no…STATE as you.
I hope you gave him a good kick in the ass while you were giving him the boot.
I like the stripper hanging upsidedown from the pole. SEX sells baby!
Only you would have the internet marketing GENIUS to put a stripper on your blog about making money.
There sheer concept that you created - a no name no face leader in there respected field is beyoned BRILLIANT!
And you have helped countless people make tons of money putting these simple internet marketing strategies to work - In a way that a freakin retard could understand.
I guess you really did some research into your target market…LOL
This blog kicks your last Blogs ass - HERE’S WHY……………….
#1. Half naked upside down stripper on blog - YES!
#2. Half naked stripper on pole hanging upside down!
#3. Do I need another reason?
Just take a look to your right——————————>
All the usefull links and other cool sh*t that wasn’t on the last Blog.
$$$ Kudo’s…..RJ - Sheer marketing Magic!
The man throws internet mareting EVENTS at the F*ckn PLAYBOY Mansion!
I would give my first born Child/Mother/Grandmother/My dog….and I’ll through in my girlfriend to - just to sit in the same room with you just so I could learn from osmosiss.
HOLD ON…………….My lips are getting sore….
Thank you for the great Blog /site and the kick in the pants I needed.
You are the KING dam it!
Thanks!
PS…Remember - Mikehock RULES!
It was a difficult decision, because there were a lot of great kiss-asses. What put Mike over the top is that besides his meticulous attention to the half-naked woman on my website, he was the only one who offered me his girlfriend, grandmother, and dog.
Way to go, Loser. You just won yourself a free website critique from one of my top marketers.
Go to the “Questions” tab on the blog and send in an email with the website address and your contact info, and my guys will contact you. I won’t, though, I’m much too important to do that.
Later Losers,
-RJ
Make Money Online
6 Responses for "Winner Of Ass-Kissing Contest"
Yup, Old MikeHock definately had the most brown on his nose alright! And he’s very observant. Way to go butt licker!
I am sure, that if we look close enough, we will see RJ´s brownies all around his neck and shoulders even, as far as he dugg in there. Anyway, congrats assdigger. hope you now have a website that they can improve for you.
Congrats man. While as a matter of fact, you do not need a website to make $200k per month the 4TAM way, I am happy you made it to be the winner. Although RJ still calls you loser.. Some serious asskissin here. But, I am afraid you probably don´t even HAVE a girlfriend to give away… (Since you are so impressed by that porky hanging up side down here..)
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All I know is that after all the smelly ass-kissin’ going on in here the last few days, Mikehock better report back and share his “booty” with us of what he has learned!
http://www.TooDamnEasyCashGifting.com
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Hey, I see what you where talking about…
The people criticizing the blog are just too dumb to get it…
You where all this time showing them in their faces what works at bringing in the hot cash…
And the best some of them could ever do was complain about tiny details that don’t even make a difference.
Deam it, took me an entire day just to figure out the meaning of this new wordpress, social services widgets, pings, seo details, reviews and branding hot babes asses… and the stripper, and more.
Guys, now, after spending the entire day reading through the archives, I know I wasn’t making any sense before…
and RJ you speak only to those who can listen, which is the same as saying: “without an excess of dead neurons”.
You’re now offering some quality insights here at you blog too and I’m gonna be demanding a lot more from my programmer because of that.
Let’s see that team of yours rewrite Internet Marketing history once and for all too, but don’t take forever.
Now I’m off…
To get it all immediately done in order to start my own place on the web.
Just the kind of stuff I need to keep my audience satisfied.
(Already Gone)
Congrats to Mike, his groveling was the only other one I liked.
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