Getting Started In Internet Marketing
Author: The Rich Jerk22 Jul
Hey Losers,
More from the mailbag my pet Phillipino has sent me…
Elizabethe writes:
I am going to try and write this without provoking you to call me any names…lol Anyway, I found your website and wandered through. I was seriously thinking of sending that whopping $9.95 because I am interested in what you are saying/selling. Then, I’ve read your blog and alot of this stuff is over my head. Not that I couldn’t learn it, but I really am not familiar with any of the intricacies you discuss. My question, Will I be able to use your system without becoming a computer guru? I don’t mind learning something new but I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by all of the info. I can’t afford to f**k up too much before I make money. Okay, let the chastising begin. Thanks your royal jerkiness!
Its a good thing I already have an extremely low opinion of all you people, otherwise I’d be upset by emails like this.
Look – you don’t need to be a genius to make money online! We all know of gurus out there who are slightly smarter than than retarded rocks.
My system is the easiest, most brain-dead system you’ll find to teach new people how to make money on the internet. Period. You don’t need to know how to work a computer beyond turning it on, accessing the internet, and pointing & clicking your mouse.
The stuff I write here on my blog is meant to supplement the material in my course. Some of it can be advanced, because people want to know how to do more advanced stuff as time goes on! That’s natural, baby. Some day, after you’re an old pro at this, you’ll come to this blog and understand every freakin’ work I’m saying.
I know that with all the info in this market, it can be easy to get OVERWHELMED. The key is to just focus on teh BASICS and get started. Eventually, you’ll run into things where you go “Gee, I don’t know how to handle this. I guess I need to learn something new.” Eventually, your knowledge base builds up and you’ll learn more.
See how that works?
Honestly, this stuff isn’t hard once you get used to it. And my course is a great place to start.
Later Losers,
-RJ
Make Money Online
30 Responses for "Getting Started In Internet Marketing"
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Dear RJ,
That was one of the sweetest responses you have ever given! I’m almost confused! Maybe it’s because you have a heart-on for the ladies? ; ) But you hit the nail squarely on the head, of course.
I, for one, firmly hold onto my hard-earned cash and RUN in the other direction as soon as I hear some moron flapping their gums about “guru this” and “mentor that”! They just have a few simple things figured out, and massaged their big ego in doing so!
You, RJ, have mastered the entire process, and always give us the real nuts and bolts of it all in the simplest of terms.
We sincerely thank you!
http://www.CashGiftingFun.com
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Actually MastrBlast, mentoring is something that most people would find extremely valuable, regardless of ‘guru this, guru that’. Most of the world’s most successful people had mentors of some sort and one point in their life.
Also Rich Jerk. Wouldn’t hurt to spell check or proof read your blog posts from time to time. I know you ‘don’t got time for this’ but seeing simple misspellings and typos damages reputation…something you obviously care about. You can find them yourself.
Rich Boy
http://www.TheRichBoy.com
I can spell however the hell I want, nerdtard.
-RJ
^ “Spell however I want”
don’t see nothing wrong with that
RichBoy- I need a mentor a badly. And no it’s not mentoring to “make money”. I don’t care much about money. And I have been getting some success lately from IM because I’ve been consistent for 1 year.
It’s just for my life in general. You know what I mean? Like I need someone to guide me through my personal life and issues.
I’m also interested in making a career in the music industry. No it’s not about “fame and riches”- it takes work n passion to get there. I’m basically doing it for passion and for the love of it.
So besides my IM career, I’d love working in hollywood and the music industry.- lots of fun but lots of work too.
Geez, blogging is a lot of fun. Just saying what’s on your mind.
So RJ what’s on your mind? Are thinking to hit hollywood since you were a “struggling actor”?
RJ,
Why don’t you tell your readers about all these web traffic scams. You know what I am talking about – that whole industry of “pay me $50 for 10,000 qualified unique visitors”, etc. From my experience, these are all scams that I can tell site owners to avoid.
I actually agree with you here RJ, your course is a great place to start.. with the old fashioned way of making money online! And, it works too. Anyone looking for some new shit, I suggest you check out Affiliate Payload… This is something that even RJ can learn something from! But, besides that, I really think RJ has a course that is exactly right for newbies, intermediate and pro’s alike.
Hey rich jerk,
write something on your blog you bastard…lol…just jokin
Seriously, just write anything. Your pretty amusing when you write.
Talk about how your still a closet fag…c’mon
“I actually agree with you here RJ”
stop sucking up :0
That was one of the sweetest responses you have ever given! I’m almost confused! Maybe it’s because you have a heart-on for the ladies? ;
He offended you a lil bit dumby…
Hey RJ! Whats up baby. Yeah!
Anyhoo – I purchased your book. Loved it! Very good. Keep up the good work. I’m on my way baby!
His ebook is nice.
It basically cover out all the basics. It’s easy and it says it like it is.
It doesn’t have everything in there but I’m guessing that his point was to make it simple and more concise.
I like how it covers through several methods and then lets the reader decide what method they want to do.
Then it describes the method with the least amount of confusion.
You will need more information but his book was made to make it simple and then let the forum + blog cover the rest.
I will say that I learned more about IM in a single year just by talking in the forum, looking through things and simply searching around.
http://WWW.Online-Home-Office.Com
Dear Elizabethe, I am one of the Rich Jerk Students, who bought his book. I admit that you are right. Some of the stuff mentioned in his book is too hard to be understood if you are new to the field of internet marketing. An elegant idea would be, which worked with me, is to learn the topics covered in the rich jerk book and in case you didn’t get something, just google it. Other possibility, one of my business websites, that is still under construction, is designed to help the new comers of our world. Just have a look and do not be surprised to find that I recommend there the book of the rich jerk. I wish you all the best. Asem
Hi again,
I had a look at the comments written for Elizabethe and I even commented once for her under eltaher80. I just have one more comment for you. If you want to
make money online, never rely on one successful business model. You can start with the rich jerk, which I recommend, but never rely 100% on his book. Google, and Google and then Google. You will then aggregate multiple expierences, avoid many mistakes from them and finally copy their success.
Best Regards
Asem
http://www.online-home-office.com
I can’t wait for RJs next blog entry.
I want to ask him a pretty amusing question.
It has been a while since RJ posted.. indeed.. Holidays maybe?
^ No actaully.
Believe it or not, when he posts on this blog, RJ actaully makes money.
He doesn’t do this stuff for free.
Look at the patterns.
He first helps people, he answers your questions, then he post a blog entry with a nice story, amusing- etc with a perhaps an affiliate link.
Also look at the right panel, it has affiliate links.
His email list is HUGE- when he posts- he alerts his email list- people visit
See stuff going on. Then some of them click on his affiliate links.
After he helps people, get things moving and make people have his attention….
He sends out a joint venture email.
This is my guess on how he makes his money.
Hello
I would like to make known that I have a one week vacation in Orlando Florida at the Westgate Palace to sell. Any interested buyers please contact me at maljeme@yahoo.com. The price is very good and the vacation experience is to die for. You will not regret it. May go quickly so hurry and reply.
I had a dream last night with RJ in it.
RJ smacked me stupid in the face because I accidently fell on one of his playmates breasts and knocked over my drink in her bra.
Update: Another Dream.
I had a another dream with RJ in it.
What happened was this time RJ was my friend and he was taking me on a ride in his brand spankin new Ferrari California.
He was riding me around the San Diego area. This was at night and we were heading at a club with a lot of celebrities.
Ozzy Osburne was there along with Hugh Hefner, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, and some other popular and way cooler people than me.
Anyways when we got there, we got some drinks.
I had a martini and RJ had his expensive The Dalmore 62 for $44,000 bucks.
God that bastard is rich!
Anyways, later on in the night after it was like 10:30, some really hot girl came up to RJ. Turns out she was a Victoria Secret model.
RJ was making out with her within 2 minutes and I was just watching them.
RJ promised that he would take me in his mansion and show me how to set-up a website to make millions of dollars like him.
He promised he would explain things to me for 30 minutes at 11.
Anyways, It was 10:50 and almost time to go to RJ’s mansion, so he could teach how to pick the finger at my boss.
So I went quickly to the bathroom to take a piss for 5 minutes, when I came back …. I saw RJ GONE along with the Victoria Secret model!!!!!
What?!?! RJ made a promise….
So I quickly went outside the club and what do I know?
RJ is in his new Ferrari with the hot chick and his riding off really fast…. As he passes me by, I scream “RJ what about our business meeting”
He says “Sorry, loser… My humogous-erectus has a mind of it’s own”
And the chick? That hottie takes off her shirt and then throws her bra at my face!!!
I then try to run after the his Ferrari screaming “RJ RJ RJ RJ…please come back…. Please RJ RJ RJ RJ”
What happens? He steps on his gas and the Ferrari blows out a whole bunch of smoke and I start coughing on the ground. At the same time, a homeless dog pisses on my face….
The whole entire crowd outside was laughing at me!!!!’
I felt like the biggest PATHETIC loser… Not only a loser but a complete WASTE OF LIFE…
So I decided I was going to do RJ a favor and commit suicide.
I mean, I always bother RJ… Whenever he’s buying a expensive house or when he’s out on vacation, I always not only humiliate myself but I f*ck RJ’s reputation.
I then went on top of RJ mansion while he was busy in bed with the hot chick and I jumped out of thin air.
Before I almost hit my head… I woke up and found out that it was just a dream and it never happened.
THANKS GOD!
Am I a good story teller?
Dream Update:
This Dream is real!!!!
Not kidding.
Okay, so what happened?
I had a dream that I was at a RJ’s mansion and RJ was interviewing people because he wanted to take a loser and teach him how to make millions like him.
Me and some guy were waiting near the stair case up on the 2nd floor of his mansion near his office, outside the door.
I was waiting very nervously and anxiously. Then it came my turn, the door opened and some other loser came out of the interview crying his ass off. (Probably didn’t make the interview)
I was nervous….but anyways, I stepped in. RJ’s office was big, I saw him seated on his desk.
I said “Hey” and he said “Hey” and glanced back at his computer screen and some stuff on his desk.
There was one computer screen to the left me and I looked at.
Then he said “How come you have be late so many times in High School and absent?”
I tried to explain myself and he began yelling at me.
And then said that I got good grades in some previous year and I can show you my report card…
He then looked at and said “You see, because you told just told me that you will show me a report card to verify it, you are too immature to be here with me”
Then I woke up!
RJ thinks I’m too immature!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAM UPDATE:
This dream is real as well!
Okay, I had a dream with Hugh Hefner. I was friend’s with him and he was wearing a facial mask. (you know that facial crap chicks wear?)
He was a nice man….
But RJ is a much better person.
Here’s why…
-He’s good looking
-Has a lot of money
-His private package is big
-He never humiliates himself (I always do that to myself)
-Everybody likes him
-He’s smart
-He is just “RJ”- and He is very well branded. He’s like a designer brand.
RJ is like a trademark. He’s better than you and always will be.
Dream Update:
I signed up to Gold’s Gym because I wanted to put on some muscle on my scrawny weakling body.
After I signed up, I went to the locker room and I saw some burberry work out clothing, I knocked them over by accident over the bench.
I kneeled down to pick them up and then I saw a shadow in front of me…
I turned my head and then looked behind… what do I know?
It was a RJ staring at me… he was giving me a snobby look… and said “Great… You knocked over my clothes loser…”
And then chuckled and said “Don’t you have a gym at your mansion”
He said “Yea”
And then I said “Then why are you here”
He told me “Go find someone else who’s in your social status to talk too”
I sighed and went away to change…
Once I was changed, I went over to bench press, but I couldn’t learn how to use it.
I have a low IQ. RJ always tell me that I’m one person who his course wouldn’t ever work on.
He even sometimes he feels sorry for me and then tells me he will teach me at his mansion but then gets sick of me and then hangs out with a bunch of Hugh Hefner’s playmates…
I finally learned how to use the bench press. A woman taught me how too…but then she told me to get off because I couldn’t even lift the FREAKIN pole itself.
Can you believe that? a woman kicked me off the bench press.
She literally pushed and RJ was like 15 feet away… He saw the whole thing but didn’t seem to really care much.
Many times I humiliate myself AND RJ…
This time I was alone so he didn’t care at all. I remember this one time, RJ was being nice to me cuz he felt bad and I completely humiliated him in front of all his rich friends.
What I did was I accidently revealed a picture of him wearing a pink dress.
I think after that day he’s not been to fond of hanging out with me.
Not only that but when ever we go to the club I NEVER even have a dollar on me. He’s the one who pays for my drinks and he’s getting sick of lending me money.
Then I went over to the pick some dumbbells and I couldn’t lift any of them. After that I went to machine after machine for 30 minutes.
Finally RJ, comes over and says “Stop prancing around all over my gym and making my company look like a joke full of pussies… Go to the women’s section if your going to work out like a wanker”
I then say “You don’t own this gym”
He just walks away…
I go to the women’s section and got myself a boner while working out, so they kicked me out…
I couldn’t work out at the men’s section… So I decided it was best to leave…
When I went outside, there was a bunch of construction going on and they were removing the “Gold’s Gym” logo and replacing with RJ’s trademark and logo!!!
OMG… I saw RJ outside and I went over and said “Congrats to owning a gym”
He snobbishly said “Congrats to being the first biggest loser at my gym”
I then looked at the newspaper at home and saw headline news that RJ was NOT only taking over a small gym company called “Gold’s Gym” but he was taking over Jenny Craig’s entire company due to bankruptcy!!!
Then I woke up and was happy that it was just a dream and RJ wasn’t going to be more richer then he already is.
I went to the gym to double check too.
Thanks God….
hey RJ – your wordpress needs updating!
^ But still. RJ’s blog is still better.
I heard RJ is going to become a billionaire soon.
I also heard that the government had to make 1000 dollar bills specially for him and his FACE will be on the bill.
He’s very good looking by the way. No plastic surgery…
He’s also very suitable for hollywood acting.
RJ is still better than everyone including me.
“RJ is Just RJ”
RJ is getting a back rub guys.
Keep the noise down. Otherwise he will be mad.
Listen to your Papa.
RJ has a girly name.
Hey losers,
RJ just sent all the losers an email about getting free traffic.
Pay attention to your father and eat your vegetables.
Buy his new course, do it now. Otherwise he will be mad and won’t buy you anything for christmas. Listen to papa rj…
Hey RJ. Give me more info. I need to make some money. It’s not easy being a hottie girl in Newport and having to depend on men to support me.
Alexa
rj
badman here
you say your giving away free websites
no there still is a charge yeah im a looooser right nw got no money unimployed
i cant afford that price
can i perpose a looooser thought!!!!
if your so rich
y dont you prove it make me the web site and ill give you 30% of wot ever i make using this page so yourll get you money back but you will also make mre money to spend on ur gadgets or females
if you wanna chat mre drop me an email if you are really one rich jerk im not here to f**k about i want the high life just as much as ne one else
tlk soon
airush20@hotmail.co.uk
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