22 Jan
Dear Losers,
Check out this question some snotrag asked me a while back:
I need some help on how to get clicks to convert into sales! I have used the
AdWords demographic strategies and have had over 2000 Clicks between 5
campaigns. I ran each campaign until it had around 350 clicks. I need some help
as to how I can improve my sales via PPC.-Steven
I actually hear this a lot – especially from newbie marketers who still don’t really understand what it takes to make real, live cash on the internet.
Look – just because you get CLICKS on your happy little “ads” on Google doesn’t mean DIDDILY.
SQUAT.
NADA.
Why is this? Simple… clicks do not equal quality. I could buy an ad under the keyword “Johnny Depp” for my website, and literally get 5,000 clicks in one day, and spend thousands of dollars in ad costs.
But I don’t. Wanna know why?
Because even though I’m incredibly good looking, charismatic, filthy rich, and most of all – modest (just like Johnny Depp), that famous actor has absolutely nothing to do with my product, my market, OR my target demographic.
Ya’ feel me, dawg?
If you want your PPC campaigns to start converting to sales, you need to stop thinking like a desperate loser marketer and start thinking like… **drum roll please** … YOUR CUSTOMER.
(Its a stretch, I know, but bear with me here…)
When choosing your keywords, you MUST think like someone who is searching for what you have to offer. See, not all keywords are created equal. There are some keywords that people who are ready and willing to buy will search for, and there are some keywords that people who are just mildly interested will search for.
The typical breakdown is this:
1. Buyer Keywords – very specific, large in number, but low click volume. However, they convert the best.
2. Searcher Keywords – very general, low in number, but high click volume. They barely convert, if at all.
What we’re talking about here is the difference between the keywords “make money” and “ebook on how to make money online.”
One keyword is very general, will get you lots of clicks, and very little sales. The other keyword is very targeted, will get relatively few clicks, but will have a higher conversion rate – mostly because someone typing in that phrase already knows what they are looking for and wants to buy.
Understand – the key to making money online isn’t CONVINCING people to buy. It’s finding people who already WANT to buy and putting your offer in front of them first. So if your clicks aren’t converting to sales, you need to focus on two things…
ONE: Find better keywords and more relelvant ads to advertise under.
TWO: Make sure your sales page doesn’t suck donkey balls.
It seems soooooo simple, doesn’t it? But there are still morons out there who will blow all their cash on junk clicks sending people to a website that looks like a trained monkey from 1993 made it.
In both cases, you need to THINK LIKE YOUR CUSTOMER. Get in their head. Figure out who the type of person is that’s most likely to buy from your offer, and start thinking like them. What would they search for? What pain are the experiencing? What would trigger them to WANT to buy?
And once you figure that out, USE IT!!!!!
Duh.
Marketing isn’t rocket science. It’s fourth-grade psychology. Take an acting class, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about how to get into the mind of a different character. Because once you understand your customer, you’ll know how to sell to them.
Later Losers,
–RJ
P.S. If you really want to learn how to do Keyword Research and find converting keywords, check out my new course Sneaky System. It’s awesome, and it’ll explain the whole process in a way that would make even your computer-illiterate grandmother understand.

5 Responses for "Are Your Clicks Not Converting To Sales?"
Hello, RJ.
Last time I catched you in the club, you left with that hottie in your Ferrari California.
About PPC, well thanks for the info.
I want to add a bit to your post.
RJ is right when he says that selling isn’t only about convincing.
You see the problem with most marketers and salesman is that they try to sell to people who have NO DESIRE or MOTIVATION to buy your crap in the FIRST place.
You can’t create a desire or motivation in someone. Doesn’t happen.
When you sell someone, the first question you should ask is this “What exactly are YOU looking for?”
Once they tell you that, then you show them how to get it.
Many times, if you try to sell something that people don’t care about or don’t have any desire to buy- You will have to be very manipulative, lie and it’s take WAY to much effort.
Instead of working hard like a dog- Screw the people who have no desire in your product- and Go after then ones that have a motivation in the features and benefits of your product.
It will be much easier, effortless and no buyer remorse (refunds).
Keyword searches show us what people are thinking inside their heads. It’s direct correlation of how people and consumers are thinking. Which is exactly why TV informercials are a bit risky. You need hard data and it’s hard to get offline. Tracking is better online.
Like RJ said “Know your market well. Research them”
A Good way to do this is this
1) Go on Forums related to that market, take note of how these people think. What do most of them like? What pisses them off? How do they talk? What type of interests do they pursue? RJ spoke about their buyer behavior, but Yanik Silver also said that you have to get into their PERSONAL lives. What are they thinking when work is almost over? etc
2) Yahoo answers -Some info, It has many questions. Forums can be sort of gay sometimes. They can get too social- but it’s still needed.
3) Real Life- The truth is that, a lot of people aren’t what they claim to be online and they act differently. I know of a lot of phonies on forums who claim to be doing it “big” and then you find out it’s some 16 year old douchebag.
Anyways….
Some questions to RJ
1) I heard you charge $10,000 per hour for coaching from YOU. What is the ROI? What benefits does a person receive that they have to pay an arm?
2) Can I come over your house?
By the way, Your name sounds pretty gay, “RJ”… Only a fag would keep that type of name.
PS. I’m joking.
Also, you can still pursue your acting career. It’s never too late.
Thanks for the tips again on your newsletter. It’s pretty good. Another tip: You can hire outsource workers for the method you were talking about.
Later Gay Rich Jerk.
Hi there,
Rich Jerk, I am really wondering why your website does not appear on the top search results when I type a relevant keyword to your website?
In addition, why you do not update your blog more frequently as we all learned from you.
Thanks wishing you further success.
Asem
P.S. Another young RJ is only 25 years old and makes up to $40,000 per month. Read the full story under:
http://www.online-home-office.com/Top-Chances/
Great info on PPC. This same advise is also crucial for building your landing pages. Knowing the buyer life cycle is essential.
Ad – landing page – sale
knowing what has someones hair on fire and showing them what they need to put out the flame is what it take to make the sale.
Here’s an example: http://hubpages.com/_gqlrgw5g9fhw/hub/how-to-use-usfreeads
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