About

I’m the Rich Jerk, a multimillionaire who prefers to remain anonymous (but not too anonymous, because I’m a sucker for hot groupies).  I’ve dedicated my life to teaching losers all over the world how to stop being pathetic and become winners like me!  I run a multi-million dollar empire online, spanning accross many different website properties, and I can show YOU how to do that too.  On this blog, I’ll share my brilliance with you and drop multiple knowledge bombs that will hiroshima your sorry ass into the millionaires club - provided you stop your whining and do what I freakin’ say.

But be warned - if you are easily offended, DO NOT read this blog!  I’m RJ, baby!  I don’t give a crap what other people think, and because of that, I’m free to cuss, womanize, and make fun of any minority group as I see fit.  So get your hippy, tree-hugging ass off my blog if you’re too dumb to get the joke.

And if you ARE, in fact, smart enough to learn from what I have to share with you, you will find this blog o’ mine an invaluable resource in your quest to quit your lame job, and have more freedom and power in your life than you know what to do with!  Seriously, you WILL BE in awe of my brilliance.

Gimme pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle… and all that jazz.

Later loser,

-RJ