Ask A Question

I’m lazy.  I don’t like to have to think of new stuff to write about.  So if you’re interested in me answering a specific question, fill out the contact form below.  I won’t read it personally.  I’m much too important for that.  But I’ll have some phillipino kid comb through the emails for $1.25 an hour and find ones that are worth my time and effort to answer.

As a note:  Only submit questions that are written in good English with proper spelling and punctuation.  If you’re still “hooked on phonics” don’t bother writing because I don’t respond to retards.  State your question in an intelligent, well written manner, and include your name and location and “maybe” I’ll answer it.  Otherwise, your email will get deleted immediately.

If you’re from some third world country, don’t even bother.  Seriously.

 
I get lots of emails from Losers, so don’t expect me to ever even see your question.  But you never know, you may get lucky.

Oh yeah, and don’t write here with any “technical support issues” or “joint venture offers” because this isn’t the place for it and your plea for help will go unnoticed.  Like I said, this is just fodder for my blog, and my staff will only be passing on the best questions from people to answer in a future blog post.  So don’t be stupid.