September 18, 2006 – Reuters

The Rich Jerk, of San Diego, CA, Italian son of Vincenzo and Marie Jerk, and Howard Stern, of Long Island, NY, Jewish son of Ben and Rae Stern, are pleased to announce their marriage.

The wedding took place in a beautiful mid-morning ceremony at the Sirius Satellite Studios in New York City, NY. Officiating were Rabbi Schell Sapperstein and Rev. John Jergensen. Attending the bride were the Maid of Honor, John Reese, Bridesmaids Jeff Mulligan, Yanik Silver, David DeAngelo, Stone Evans, Jason Potash, Neil Strauss, and Flower Girls Frank Kern and Ed Dale.

Attending the groom were the Best Man, Artie Lang, Groomsmen Bababooie, Beetlejuice, Gary the Retard, Crackhead Bob, Bigfoot Mark, and Eric the Midget.

Rich wore a custom Armani suit, strapless, candle light in color, corset bodice and lace appliqué on bodice. Pearls were placed in the cathedral length train.

Howard wore “Lucky” jean shorts, an “I Love Myself” t-shirt, and black Converse shoes.

The reception was held at Tavern on the Green.

Rich received his GED from Gulf Coast Youth Academy in Ft. Walton Beach, Fl. at age 23. He is an e-book marketer in San Diego and owns a Subway Sandwich Restaurant.

Howard graduated from South Side High School in Rockville Centre, NY and received his Bachelor’s degree in communications from Boston University. He is a radio disc jockey.

After their honeymoon to the western Caribbean, they will split time in Long Island, NY and Rancho Sante Fe, CA. They share 2 dogs, a ferret and no children.

Listen to Howard talk about the Rich Jerk in this Audio Clip

It isn’t every day that the Rich Jerk decides to make a live appearance. After all, he does require at least six days of relaxation every week.

However, after arriving in a posh limo with some eye candy by his side, the Rich Jerk did find time to make a rare appearance at the Pre-MTV Awards Style Lounge he sponsored in Hollywood June 1st and 2nd. As the main attraction, the “Jerk” mingled with celebrities, gave away a bunch of limited edition Rich Jerk loot, and shared some of his most intimate Internet success secrets with a lucky few.

The Rich Jerk also showed an unusual willingness to share his wealth, as the event raised money for Youth Aids.

Celebrities participated in a high stakes poker tournament while enjoying Rich Jerk Dominican cigars. Celebrity guests included:

Macy Gray, Avril Lavigne, Aaron and Nick Carter, Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill), Anne Heche (Everwood), Kristen Cavallari (Laguna Beach), Jennifer Tilly (Bride of Chucky), Eric Balfour (Six Feet Under), Ethan Embry (Brotherhood), David Boreanaz (Angel, Bones), Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie), Laura Prepon (That 70’s Show), Chris Masterson (That 70’s Show), Beverly Mitchell (7th Heaven), Erik Pallandino (CSI), Eva la Rue (CSI Miami), Regina King (Miss Congeniality), Amy Smart (Just Friends), Howie Dorough (Backstreet Boys), James Lesure (Las Vegas), Vanessa Lengies (American Dreams), Jeremy Sisto (Six Feet Under), David Sutcliffe (Gilmore Girls), George Stults (7th Heaven), Claudia Jordan (That’s So Raven), Billy Morrison (The Cult), Cheryl Burke (Dancing With the Stars winner), Oliver Hudson (Dawson’s Creek), Andy Milonakus (Andy Milonakus Show), Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers), Daveigh Chase (Big Love), Autumn Reeser (O.C.), Bijou Phillips (Almost Famous), Kelly Hu (X2), Nicholas Gonzales (O.C.), Izabella Miko (Deadwood), Lane Garrison (Prison Break), Leighton Meester (Surface), Will Estes (Reunion), Shawn Pyfrom (Desperate Housewives), Shoshana Bush (CSI Miami) and many more…..

Here are a few pics.

RJ with Avril Lavigne
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RJ with Aaron & Nick Carter
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RJ with Kristin Cavallari
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RJ with David Boreanaz
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RJ with Vivica A. Fox
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RJ being interviewed on “Extra”
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RJ being interviewed on KTLA
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RJ with Miss England
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RJ with his bodyguard
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RJ in Limo
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RJ arrives in style.
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Da Man arrives.
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RJ later jetted off to Puerto Rico for some R & R. After all, it’s not easy being envied by the masses…

You can all finally stop whining….the Rich Jerk infomercial is now live at www.RichJerk.com – That was tough to guess wasn’t it you brainiacs?

At RichJerk.com you can get a hardcopy of my latest guide, along with it’s accompanying CD-ROM, as well as a turnkey Rich Jerk optimized website, complete with domain name and hosting. No more hiring a designer in India who screws things up while you sleep, and sleeps while you’re awake and need things fixed. No need to know HTML. No trying to figure out how to use my strategies. It’s all laid out so that all you need to know is how to read (Chapter 2 of my guide) and follow simple instructions. If you can’t do this, the only thing you should ever be doing online from now on is logging off….SERIOUSLY.

For people who already have the guide and just want the website with hosting, go to www.RichJerkHosting.com – but if you go there without the guide, you’ll probably just fu*k things up, so do yourself a favor and get the guide first.

That’s it people. The wait is over. Get with the program or get lost. I’m going back on vacation.

RJ

So many of you have wondered where the hell I’ve been. Surprisingly I decided to do a little bit of work. It was very exhausting. I had to tell this person to do that, another person to do this, and so on. Sitting in my chair, pointing my finger, and occasionally yelling at people and smacking them around takes a lot out of me. I even had to talk on the phone a few times. I’m used to being on permanent vacation. But I made an exception in this case because my commercials were being finished, and RichJerkHosting.com was being completed. And since my book has already done $Millions in sales, I figured I’d dedicate a little time to making it even better.

And now we have the green light. The Rich Jerk commercials will begin airing on April 3rd, and RichJerkHosting.com will go live that same week. Now people can get my paperback book with it’s accompanying CD-ROM, and a website created by me, optimized to make money. For those pathetic people who were so disgustingly stupid or lazy that they didn’t use my strategies yet, because they didn’t have a website or know how to make one, now you really have no excuse. I’m going to offer you a site already optimized to use my strategies. My sites will go hand-in-hand with chapter 2 of my book. If you can’t succeed after that, you need to forget about ever making money online, and just be happy if you can get anyone in this world to offer you minimum wage.

Look for an update here on 4/3, with a link to our informercial website and more info on where to see the Jerk on your TV. And stay tuned for info on the Jerk working with Howard Stern (huh?), as well as sponsoring a huge celebrity bash in Hollywood. The Jerk is now mainstream folks. And if you don’t like it, you can go fu*k yourself.

RJ

It’s Turkey Day Weekend, so leave me alone. I make my employees work through Thanksgiving and the weekend so bother them instead.

RJ