Hey Losers,

More from the mailbag my pet Phillipino has sent me…

Elizabethe writes:
I am going to try and write this without provoking you to call me any names…lol   Anyway, I found your website and wandered through. I was seriously thinking of sending that whopping $9.95 because I am interested in what you are saying/selling. Then, I’ve read your blog and alot of this stuff is over my head. Not that I couldn’t learn it, but I really am not familiar with any of the intricacies you discuss. My question, Will I be able to use your system without becoming a computer guru? I don’t mind learning something new but I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by all of the info. I can’t afford to f**k up too much  before I make money. Okay, let the chastising begin. Thanks your royal jerkiness!

Its a good thing I already have an extremely low opinion of all you people, otherwise I’d be upset by emails like this.

Look - you don’t need to be a genius to make money online!  We all know of gurus out there who are slightly smarter than than retarded rocks.

My system is the easiest, most brain-dead system you’ll find to teach new people how to make money on the internet.  Period.  You don’t need to know how to work a computer beyond turning it on, accessing the internet, and pointing & clicking your mouse.

The stuff I write here on my blog is meant to supplement the material in my course.  Some of it can be advanced, because people want to know how to do more advanced stuff as time goes on!  That’s natural, baby.  Some day, after you’re an old pro at this, you’ll come to this blog and understand every freakin’ work I’m saying.

I know that with all the info in this market, it can be easy to get OVERWHELMED.  The key is to just focus on teh BASICS and get started.  Eventually, you’ll run into things where you go “Gee, I don’t know how to handle this.  I guess I need to learn something new.”  Eventually, your knowledge base builds up and you’ll learn more.

See how that works?

Honestly, this stuff isn’t hard once you get used to it.  And my course is a great place to start.

Later Losers,

-RJ

I just read an interesting article over at CNet about how the latest internet gold rush is officially dying.

For those of you who don’t keep up with stuff, allow me to translate - recently, all the hype on how to make quick riches online had to do with Facebook Applications.

Basically, you create some type of software widget people could put on their Facebook pages, you get the billions of retards on Facebook to use it, and then you sell out to people with money (that is, if you hadn’t figured out some way to monetize your application your own damn self).

According to the CNet article, Facebook has reached critical mass, and Facebook Apps as a way of getting rich online are going the way of the dodo. Mass proliferation of crappy applications, plus the advent of OpenSocial, and the fact that Facebook is run by a raging loony-bin of retards, means that the gold rush is over.

Can you not make any money off a Facebook App? Sure you can. I’m certain it’s still possible. Would you want to go through the trouble of doing so? Not in my opinion.

Lemme tell you a little sumtin’ sumtin (and pay attention, because this knowledge bomb is gonna make you a lot of money in the long run)…

New developments on the internet have a fast lifespan. They burn bright and hot for a few months, and then they die. In order to take advantage of them, you have to be ON TOP OF SHIT. You gotta be reading about the latest technologies comin’ down the grapevine, you gotta beat the crowd to them, you gotta know how to make money with them, and you have to know when to LEAVE and move on.

It’s sort of like day trading.

Do people get rich day trading stocks? Sure. Do they get wealthy? No. They’re always too busy working to make a quick buck rather than to get the big money.

To me, all this social media, web 2.0 horse ka-ka is nothing but another avenue for LEAD GENERATION.

If you have a solid business, you use these outlets to generate leads for that business, and that will make you money LONG TERM. A business is something you can keep going indefinitely, a perpetual money machine. A fad is something that will make you money in the short term, but is unsustainable in the long haul (stuff like adsense sites, Facebook Apps, etc.).

So for those of you out there who are worried about missing the boat on the next “big thing,” don’t sweat it. Stick to the fundamentals - the kind of fundamentals I teach you in my book. That stuff will ALWAYS make you money. And you don’t have to chase after it like a desperate snake oil salesman. You can take your time, master it, and make real sustainable money.

For instance - everyone is looking at Facebook and writing off the App business. Some people are testing out their advertising system too (which sucks huge donkey balls, by the way). But if you really want to know how to use Facebook to make MFM, here’s what you do…

Create a profile…

Get an ass-load of friends…

Promote as many offers to those friends as you can.

It works! Because you’re generating LEADS and then MARKETING to them. Simple, straightforward, and effective. Good ol’ marketing brew-ha-ha. And you don’t have to be a geek programmer to do it.

It’s easy to get caught up in hype. But always, always, ALWAYS stick to the fundamentals, and you can never go wrong.

Later Losers,

-RJ

Some chode-breath named Lee posted this in one of the comment threads….

My problem with you guys, why I do not bother with you, you lode us with too much Info, that I don’t have time to read, and fallow.

And by the time I reach a few page of the how, and do, you told us about,something else.

so you do not have time to see what works.

You guys just go for the almighty dollor, you dont really care about people, and how they make it.
As long as you get your e-book sell.

when I see sincerly care in what ever you or trying to sell me I will ack.

Blessings

Lee

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You give me too many great ideas to make money with! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I have a low IQ coupled with ADD and failed hooked on phonics, so I can’t read all your stuff! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I hate you because you’re rich, and I’m a loser, and even though you’re practically TELLING me exactly what I need to do to become rich too, I’m too freakin’ LAZY to find the time to actually do what you tell me!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee, if you were here right now, I’d happily bitch slap you until you cry like a little girl.

Seriously.

If we ever cross paths, just let me know who you are and I will immediately plant a rosey-red palm-print on your dumb, stupid, loser face, and you can brag to all your buddies about how honored you are the Rich Jerk graced you with a nice big can of “STFU.”

You know what? You’re right. I AM all about the money. I could give two flying poops what you do with your life. I’m rich, and your not.

But honestly - do you want to learn from someone who ISN’T about the money? Do you want to learn from some lame-o who’s poor but nice? Or do you want to learn from a take-no-prisoners mercenary who’d sell his grandma for a nickel because he worships at the church of capitalism?

I make money. Lots of it. So shut up and listen to me.

If you don’t have time for my advice - MAKE time. Stop looking for excuses to fail, and start looking for reasons to succeed.

Stay up an extra hour every night and just focus on what I tell you to do.

Find ONE THING I suggest you think is interesting or fun, and just DO THAT. There’s lots of things you can do to make money, but you only have to start with one. The others will still be around and working after you’ve mastered that one thing.

Be a winner, not a victim. Victims talk about the reasons why they CAN’T do something - like you. Winners think of reasons why they CAN do something - like me.

You think I just magically became the head of this huge multi-million dollar online empire overnight? HELL NO! I worked at it, damn it. I found the time to learn the skills I needed. I found the time to see what works and what doesn’t. I found the time to do what I needed to in order to succeed.

What I DIDN’T do is go one someone’s blog and bitch and moan about how helpless I am.

Anyone can make money on the internet. ANYONE. There are some guys who are two IQ points away from legally being retards who are making millions.

So as long as you are not mentally handicapped, YOU CAN TOO.

And if you think you can’t, stop trying. Seriously. Go get a job at McDonalds. That’s nice and safe and predicable. They’ll tell you how to make fries and heat up hamburgers, and that’s IT. You’ll have plenty of time on your hands to learn that, I’m sure.

Later Losers,

–RJ

So some loser named Brian was bitching in one of my other blog posts. Check it:

Brian whines:
HOW THE HELL IS GETTING MORE TRAFFIC GOING TO HELP ME IF I DON’T HAVE A BUSINESS NEVER THE LESS A WEBSITE.

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP ME OUT
ENJOY YOUR MILLION’S AND NOW I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A $100.00 BILL WHILE TRYING TO LIGHT
ONE OF YOUR EXPENSIVE CUBAN CIGARS.

LATER JERK.

First off - I wipe my butt with $100s. I light my cigars with $1,000 bills. Get it right, loser.

Are you seriously asking me this question? Seriously.

Seriously?

Are you writing to me from one of those special institutions where they tape pillows to the walls so you don’t hurt yourself when you start banging your head in your cell?

Do you find you’re often forced to wear earmuffs and a football helmet at the same time?

Are you hijacking your neighbor’s internet connection and writing to me from your single-wide trailer on your lunch break from the porta-potty-emptying business?

How will traffic help you if you don’t have a business? Gosh. Sometimes it’s all I can do to keep from ramming my multi-ringed-in-expensive-jewelry-fingers through my laptop.

Okay - retard - here’s how you start an online business. I’ll use small words to help you follow me so you don’t get confused.

Ready? Here we go…

1. Go to www.clickbank.com.

2. Sign up for an account.

3. Pick a product to promote.

Boom! You’re in business.

You don’t need to create a store, you don’t need to make a website, you don’t need to warehouse or ship anything. All you need to do is send traffic to OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF.

And then they give you money.

Is that so hard to understand? Really? Maybe I’m actually the smartest man on the planet and just don’t know it. I don’t know. But you know what? This is why I am a winner, and you Brian, are a LOSER.

Because you bitch and moan about not having stuff. If I don’t have something I want, I figure out a way to get it! I’ll actually take time off from lounging in the hot tub, and sit and think, and go “Hmmmm… how can I get this thing I want?”

If I can’t figure it out on my own, I call up someone I know who could advise me.

If they can’t help, I go online and try to find people who’ve gotten what I want and then do what they did.

What I don’t do is sit around and BITCH ABOUT STUFF.

Complaining never gets you any results. It just makes you feel better because you get to play the helpless victim. Well, I got news for you, buddy –

THERE ARE NO VICTIMS IN BUSINESS.

There are just winners, losers, and consumers. Period. Ain’t more complicated than that.

Listen - making money on the internet is so easy. Heck, you don’t even need a website anymore. You don’t need to know HTML. You don’t need to buy a domain name. You don’t have to make or write anything. You just sign up for a good affiliate program, use their materials, send traffic their way, and make some Gursh Durn money.

Write me again when you graduate from first grade.

Later Losers,

-RJ

S’up Losers.

Today I stumbled across some blog entry called “How To Succeed Online” (original title, I know). It’s written by some guy named Doug Champigny - never heard of him, but whatever. Anyway, he actually had a cool bit of writing I wanted to share with ya. Here it is:

And that brings us to the third group, the rarest of the Internet marketing newbies. They’re easy to spot - they’re the ones who seem to come out of nowhere and suddenly land in the ’successful Internet Marketing circles’, not yet big dogs but easily observed to be heading there quickly. If you’ve been ‘playing’ at Internet marketing or making a half-hearted effort for some time now, you’ve probably wondered how they shoot by you so easily…

First, they’re smart - they pay attention to what their coach or mentor tells them, and to what they see of that expert’s current operation. They’re not really interested in how their coach GOT to that lofty position - they intend to skip all the trial & error, all the mistakes and mis-steps their mentor made - and just imitate what actually works!

Secondly, they’re inquisitive. They do their best to understand WHY Internet marketing tactics work, why certain strategies pay off big time while others flop. They watch what the big dogs are doing and, rather than following it blindly, ask their coach or mentor why this Internet marketing hotshot or that super-affiliate is doing what they are, and what they’re liable to achieve from it. Also, whether it’s something they should be incorporating in their own Internet marketing processes.

Thirdly, they’re innovative. They take that new-found knowledge and set up systems that will bring in the bucks, all the while looking for ways to improve the systems, to add in additional income streams and, eventually, to eclipse their coach or mentor. And any coach or mentor worth their salt LOVES that, and brags about that person incessantly…
Finally, and perhaps most importantly, they stay focussed and ACTIVE. Not content to just maintain the status quo, they’re constantly looking to improve their Internet marketing processes, acheive Super-Affiliate status and show up on the JV leaderboards, and are CONSTANTLY building their opt-in lists. You see them running giveaways, networking at the social sites and the live internet marketing events whenever they can, and creating products by interviewing those more successful than themselves, knowing it’s a very powerful way to learn from the best while making money at it!

This third group, albeit the smallest fraction of the online world, are still part of today’s newbies. But they are tomorrow’s Big Dogs - and the next day’s Internet marketing superstars, the marketing gurus who pull down millions a year from Internet marketing, affiliate marketing and niche marketing empires others envy so openly. These are tomorrow’s versions of the Stephen Pierces, the Marlon Sanders, the Ken MacArthurs, the Joel Comms, the Rich Schefrens, the Liz Tomeys and the Jimmy D Browns who rule the online world today.

I wanted to highlight this excerpt for a reason.

Most of you losers reading this aren’t like the newbie internet marketer he just described. Chances are, you’ll never be a Big Dog on the internet.

But you know what? Screw ‘em. You don’t have to be a big dog and get “well known.” You just have to MAKE MONEY.

Succeeding online isn’t about gaining recognition, or even building a huge business. It’s about meeting goals you set out for yourself. Screw being a guru. Trust me - you don’t want billions of retards emailing you every day begging for your help. You just want to make some cabbage, am I right???

So set out a goal - $500 a month, $5,000 a month - whatever.

Then, do what you gotta do to achieve that goal.

That’s how you measure success. By figuring out if you’re getting what you want. If you want to be a Big Dog, list that as one of your goals and “grow into” that role. But don’t start off trying to be like that. Just focus on making your first dollar in profit, then go ahead and try and make your goals come true.

That is how you REALLY succeed online.

Later losers,
-RJ

If you check out past blog posts of mine, you’ll see I’ve been accused of going broke many times. Haters would just love that wouldn’t they? My competition has no way to deal with me me, so they try this over-used method repeatedly to try to make “breaking news” so they can get traffic to their site. This helps them put food on the table for the month. Awww, they live month to month. Thats so cute. And yet its just really sad. But it is what it is. They’ve heard of “cash-flow” but they’ve never experienced it. So my earnings drive them crazy!

Recently I sent out an email explaining that my business is not going anywhere. Of course I would take an “offer I couldn’t refuse” to buy out my biz, just like anybody would, but no matter what happens I ain’t going anywhere. Even if it sells, I’d stay on and do the cool shit. The “suits” may change but I really don’t give a fu*k about those guys. I have free reign.

Wannabes, copycats, and the rest of these closet homos took my announcement and ran with it. They claimed I was going bankrupt, blah blah blah. But as you can see on my homepage videos, I’m doing quite well indeed. And my new Real Estate website - www.richjerkrealestate.com is also doing “well”. Haha. Its sick really. The amount of money that continues to pour in while I’m “going broke” is amazing. I would love to keep “going broke”.

Actually, I’m taking over the Playboy Mansion in July for an opulent, exclusive party with Hefner and the ladies, unlike anyone has ever seen before. I’ve forked over $250k for this one night event. Man, it sure sucks to be poor. ….. I’d love to see my competition try to pull that off. My one night expense is worth more than their twice mortgaged house.

So, to wrap this thing up. I’ve decided I will be suing a few of the higher visibility faggots that have decided they want to go to war with me. And I will be displaying all of the legal paperwork, etc publicly when possible so you can follow along as I crush them. Should be fun.

Next week I’m going to tell you how you might possibly get the chance to attend my party and watch me “go broke” in person. I’ve got some remaining tickets. Most have already been scooped up by high level internet marketers and business executives from around the world - the real “players” in multiple industries. I’ve also got a few hundred loyal customers that I’m rewarding with a free ticket. That leaves a handful for me to hand out as I see fit. Again, next week I’ll tell you how to be one of the people that gets one.

INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: The cock sandwhich lovers I told you about before who are hatin on RJ have ALL contacted me begging for access to the Playboy Mansion Party. Do you think when I told them to fu*k off, it had any influence on their decision to post lies about me? Hmmmmmm…… And as much as I’d like to show you exactly who these pussies are, that’s exactly what they want….to steal my traffic. It ain’t gonna happen bitches.

So many UNORIGINAL pricks out there. Oh well, at least they can PRETEND to be happy with their pathetic lives. In an ironic turn of events, I’m about to make THEM GO BROKE by tying them up in long drawn out & expensive lawsuits. Sucks to be them.

I’m off to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend. I’ll be at Rehab at the Hard Rock. Time to fire up the jet. It’s gonna get crazy. I wonder what will happen while I’m gone. Oh right, the same thing that always happens…..the merchant accounts will keep doing their thing, and the RJ machine will keep churning, as it does 24 hours a day baby. Its unstoppable bitches.

Later Losers,

RJ

P.S. It would suck to be bald and live in Nebraska right now.