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So you bought the Rich Jerk guide and did absolutely NOTHING with it, right? You probably weren’t successful because it actually required some time & effort, and there wasn’t a magic button that automatically deposited funds into your bank account. Or maybe you bought it and didn’t even read it. Or perhaps you didn’t buy the book at all, and simply visited the website, only to leave just as poor & pathetic as you were to begin with. And now you’re still working at the same old job, aren’t you? What a joke.

One or more of your excuses are probably: not enough time, knowledge, tools, money, experience, etc. But regardless of your lame-ass excuses, isn’t there still something in the back of your head that thinks it’s all still possible?

- Possible for you to tell your boss to kiss your ass.
- Possible for you to have free time.
- Possible for you to have the cars & houses that others only dream of.

I’m so used to success that it’s no big deal for me anymore. But when it’s all just beginning to happen for you, that’s the best time of your life. Especially if you came from nothing like I did. When you’re self-made, you’re untouchable. Not to mention that shoving your success in the face of any naysayer is just priceless.

So what are you going to do? If you are one of those people that doesn’t just WANT success……but desperately NEEDS it, and you're willing to do some work for it……I’ve created something new, specifically for you. My new program is designed for people who are still beginners at internet marketing. It’s designed for those who need personal, one-on-one assistance from a genius like me. People who are currently going nowhere.

That is why I created the Success Team.

This is for people who haven’t gotten sh*t from books, tapes, seminars, or whatever. The Success Team offers you the opportunity to have a Rich Jerk expert like me show you exactly what you need to do. In return I reserve the right to use you as a success story for my future commercials, websites, etc. Sound like a fair deal?

This is NOT a charity event. I’m not going to miss a vacation or two just to help stupid people who aren’t willing to open their eyes, dedicate some time and follow instructions. But for those who do qualify, I will show you how to become successful online with little or NO MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET. You will learn the techniques of experts like me, while we practically hold your hand, and all the while you will be using OPM – Other People’s Money. And we won’t stop coaching you until you are successful. If you are not successful, we can’t use you as a testimonial, so you'd be no use to us. So it's to our advantage to make sure things work out for you. It’s as simple as that.

You are probably saying to yourself, “Sure, I’ll give it a shot.” But it doesn’t work that way. I’m not doing this for just anyone. Participation is a privilege. You need to click on the link below and tell me why I should select you as one of the candidates who qualify for this. I don’t want to waste my time with a bunch of losers with no hope. This is only for a select group of people. Those who are motivated and willing to follow instructions without b&% & moaning. Those who are interested in possibly hanging out with me on the set of my next commercial as a REAL testimonial.

One of the guys I flew in for my last commercial is now making $70,000 per month. Yes, seventy thousand dollars per month, and more than $35k of that is profit. Someone has already offered to buy out his business for over $1 Million Dollars. And he told them NO. Before meeting me, he only made about $40k a year, slaving away, working UNPAID overtime at a regular job. My, how things have changed for him. I hope he went back and spit in his boss’s face.

So that’s it. I’m done here. Time is of the essence. The Success Team only has 15-20 experts, so if you are lazy, annoying or scared, don't even bother applying. To apply RIGHT NOW to work one-on-one with a RICH JERK expert - click on the following link and fill out the short questionnaire:

http://www.therichjerk.com/site/privatecoaching