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Rich Jerk here.

I receive a TON of JV (joint venture) offers every day.

Most SUCK, and make me waste precious time reading their proposals. I’m DONE with that.

I pick and choose my JV’s very closely. I don’t whore myself out to every offer that comes along, like most lame-ass marketers do.

My subscribers expect interesting, legitimate, and beneficial offers that coincide with what I already give them. Not the same crap everybody already gets in their inbox every day. That is why my list is probably one of the most responsive (if not # 1) lists in the world. They know if something comes from me, it’s damn good.

So I’ve developed a new process for accepting JV offers.

If you want me to even READ your proposal, you need to send me $1,000 up front.

If you know your offer is good, and that my list is a good fit, you should have no problem doing this. If you do have a problem, then your offer is obviously a piece of sh*t, and there is no point in me even knowing about it.

If you are ready to get serious, go ahead and contact my staff for an address to send your check to. Once I read your JV offer, I’ll contact you personally and let you know if I’m willing to do the deal on a CPA (cost-per-acquisition) basis, or if I’m going to require additional funds up front before I send your offer.

My list will NEVER be saturated with bullsh*t. I have no interest in doing a mailing unless I will make a minimum of $50k, either paid up front, or in some cases, as a CPA.

Since you contacted me, you already know my list kicks ass. You probably saw what I did with Stompernet, helping them to a $20 Million Dollar product launch. I broke every launch day traffic record that ever existed.

If you want that kind of response for your project, then put your money where your mouth is.

RJ

Who wouldn't want to JV with the RJ

I dunno, i dont think I would think of it in the first place... JVing isnt really on my mind ever, I dunno why...

JV is leverage. If you don't need leverage, then I could see your point.

At least there's now some structure to it so no one has to go guessing.

xxxx

I couldn't pay anyone anything to view my offer.
But I have one.

EDIT:
I no longer have one.
I didn't know this post
would make it as a link
on yahoo to my website.

I'll see ya in the Playboy mansion in August RJ.

Be carefull when you licking that tequilla from between that playboy bunnies t*ts because she might be my rep man

Hey RJ!- you have to be careful with who you choose in your Mastermind Group- one negative mind is all it takes for failure. Make sure all members are familar with The Law of Success Course.

bye Mr.Macho

I wish I could JV with RJ somehow with my Hardwood Maniac site. I could crush Lumber Liquidators! That would exceed $50,000 easy but real sales people are needed to sell hardwood flooring. It would be impossible to handle the load.

Haha. Ya know what RJ? I've made a note to take you up on your offer sometime.

Hi RJ

I have been taking advice from you for a very long time. And still I manage too try make too many things happen at once. I decided to focus on one business. uVme.
It is the newest and most rewarding business out there today.. So I think I might take you up on your offer.
I need someone In my Down line that can help it grow. There is substantial rewards and bonuses for you. As the Marketing plan pays out in 9ways and is currently in reconstruction to pay out even more.

Combining three of the most exciting phenomena on the internet: ONLINE GAMES, SOCIAL NETWORKING WITH INSTANT LIVE COMMUNICATION, and Social Marketing. This market is so powerful, it’s growing four times faster than the Internet. It’s NEW, VIBRANT, DYNAMIC, and above all else, it’s FUN.

Looking forward to our JV.

Kind Regards
Johan Meyer
uvme.biz/skill

I am now getting ready for a JV RJ.

Talk soon,

Lance Groom (from the RJ Infomercial)

RJ I have a SERIOUS problem.

I have the next freaking BILLION dollar idea for a website.

Yeah maybe you have heard that before, but that doesn't matter right now.

I don't have thousands of dollars or whatever you want me to pay, you can forget that.

I need help from an expert building this precious website. It's going to require permissions and contracts from a lot of companies and it will be the only site of its kind.

I don't know who else to tell about my idea, please PM so I can explain.

Kory

hey, I hear what you're saying - your list is precious you want to make sure that you keep them happy so you can make money with them for many years to come.

So here's the deal...

I just finished creating my product and launch sequence... EVERYTHING is done... all I'm looking for now is some serious JV's that have a responsive list and that want to make a whole pile of money with it.

And yeah, it's a great product and I have no problem putting my money where my mouth is. I'm offering you 50% of every sale you generate ($148.50 - $248.50).

So if you liked the taste of that $20 Million stompernet launch and you want to experience that sort of a JV payday again let me know.

Send me a PM and let's work out the details.

Hey RJ,

Ready for a JV. I do believe now I have what you are looking for. Please get a hold of me as soon as you are avail.

Thanks,

Lance Groom