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Dear Loser,

I just shipped out a bunch of stuff to some of
you....and you aren't even expecting it.

No promos, no selling, nothing like that.
Just a bunch of cool sh*t I put together, most of
which is illegal to ship across state lines I think.

Oh well. Have fun with it.

And if I didn't send you anything, it's because you
didn't PAY ATTENTION.

So pay attention now, because I'm gonna tell you
something useful.

As you probably know by now, I hate seminars, teleseminars, interviews, and all of that crap because its always just re-hashed junk told by insatiable idiots who can't get enough self-gratification.

Every wannabe out there tries to come out with some
retarded internet marketing product so they can get
quasi-famous among the measly 2,000 people who
might care at the Warrior Forum.

Let me ask you this:

Why the fu*k would you want to brand your own name?

Good luck ever selling your sh*tty company when its
all about your name.

I think you'll see a lot of "gurus" realizing this in the near future. They'll start coming up with brandable names that encompass their products WITHOUT their name. (Rich Jerk? 2005? Anyone?)

Speaking of gurus, I want to talk about one of them
right now. This dude named Yanik Silver. You may have heard of him. He invited me to speak at his annual seminar when my RJ guide hit the market in 2005. My response: "Fu*k NO".

(here's a link to the seminar I'm talking about)
http://undergroundonlineseminar.com/go2/007secret

But he did convince me to come incognito. Actually, it
took a LOT of convincing. But eventually I agreed to fly out to Washington DC with the babes (first class all the way of course), and we got a big ass suite. Yanik covered all expenses. (Damn straight!)

I'd never been to a seminar for more than 5 minutes
before without puking, so I wasn't exactly thrilled.
But I was comped a bunch of sh*t and the "perks"
almost made it worth my time.

One of the lesser perks was an all VIP dinner. I was
interested to see how these big name internet marketing guys (my competition?) interacted with each other. Were they all in this thing together, collectively raping the same customers and passing them on to the next? Were they all homosexual swingers?

I had no idea, so I inconspicuously joined a group of about 40 supposed VIP's hand-picked by Yanik and we headed to dinner. No one knew who I was except Yanik.

That night I got liquored up as usual and mentioned to someone who I was. Next thing I know, I'm a fu*kin' rockstar with "gurus" gushing all around me.

"Hey RJ you're awesome."
"Hey RJ how did you do it?"
"Hey RJ, is that your penis on the floor?"

Instead of getting my questions answered, I was getting hammered with questions. I vowed to myself that this would be the last time I went anywhere I'd be recognized without security.

Needless to say, I got the Hell out of there.

So anyway, back to the seminar, dubbed "The Underground Seminar". It had this whole Austin Powers theme and half-naked chicks on roller skates. The Mini Me actor was there. I take craps
bigger than him.

Against my better judgment I listened to a couple of the speakers for a few minutes while walking in and out of the hotel, passing by the conference room.

To my surprise, there were a couple of guys that I didn't HATE (Specifically Drew Kossoff & Jeff Mulligan were two that I remember).

There were also a few speakers that I wanted to physically harm. SERIOUSLY. But it wasn't the proper place or time for that.

By the way, you should have seen the buzz generated when Yanik announced to the audience that I was secretly in the room. Haha. Since no one really knew who I was, some clueless idiots actually tried to talk to me as if I was just another peon in attendance. I said "Oh no you didunt" and did 2 snaps in their faces. I'm old-school.

All in all, I didn't have a terrible experience.

I know....I'm as shocked as you are.

So guess what?

I'm going back to the Underground seminar again this year. Mostly for the perks (I met some killer strippers in DC)

If you wanna check it out go here:

(I found a link that skips the stupid opt in page)
http://undergroundonlineseminar.com/go2/007secret

Remember, if you see me there DON'T come and talk to me unless you have something interesting, good-looking or expensive to give me.

Later,

RJ

Didn't think to much of that sales crap. same ole same ole. Secrets, there are no secrets. It's just a bunch of guys who have control (money) of their market niches and know how to play the emotions of their audience. Ever hear of Amway...lolololololol
Want to join another cult? Think big and don't follow the crowd. Thats why RJ is rich. Period!
I'm actually tired of reading all the BS.
RJ at least is interesting and tells it like it is.
Thats the real world kids.
pshomeworker

Yeah they are pure scam artists.