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The Rich Jerk is an online multi-millionaire that has taken the internet community by storm. His latest ebook has broken many sales records, and he's developed a cult-like following. No doubt you have seen many of his websites and advertisements on the internet (without knowing it), and likely purchased as a result of them.

He is frequently referred to as "Da Man" by his few friends and family, that is the few who still talk to him. You see, the Jerk is an acquired taste, and he doesn't like people very much. But he's okay with that, because most of them just ask for money anyway.

The Jerk also prefers to keep his identity concealed, because he enjoys his anonymity, and prefers not to be bothered by people begging for money. Therefore he doesn't do newspaper, radio or television interviews, so don't ask. The Rich Jerk considers himself much too important to do such things.

About the only thing the Rich Jerk can do for you (besides berate you), is help you make a lot of money online, as long as you keep your mouth shut, hand over 10 bucks, and have an IQ somewhere above Moron Level. To find out more about the Jerk, check out the Rich Jerk Blog.