Contact the Jerk.

Make sure you've read our frequently asked questions page BEFORE sending an email. If you email me with a question that is already answered on the FAQ page, I guarantee you won't like the reply.

• I accept legitimate inquiries from potential customers as well as current customers.
• I accept testimonials.
• I also accept hate mail and sob stories, as my staff likes to post them on the wall and throw darts at them.

However, if you want a reasonable reply, you better make sure you don't waste my time.