| Have your people call my people. |
Contact the Jerk.
Make sure you've read our frequently asked questions
page BEFORE sending an email. If you email me with a question
that is already answered on the FAQ page, I guarantee you
won't like the reply.
- I
accept legitimate inquiries from potential customers as well
as current customers.
- I accept
testimonials.
- I also
accept hate mail and sob stories, as my staff likes to post
them on the wall and throw darts at them.
However, if you
want a reasonable reply, you better make sure you don't waste
my time.
